And more tastless jokes

toranokaze · 01-02-2013, 10:11 PM

What is black and blue and hates sex?
I don't know but it is locked in my trunk

What is the difference between Sara Palin and Joan of Arc?
One was burned for her beliefs and one should have been.

What did the kid with cancer get on the holidays?
AIDS

I hear the people in Florida are good; finger licking good.

What is the difference between wearing a hoodie at night and drag racing.
You might live though drag racing.

How is fucking your Mom like watching the Senate?
Both make you want to tear your eyes out.

They said letting the races marry will lead to gay marriage.
Now they say gay marriage will lead let people get married to turtles.
AND I CAN'T WAIT.
[/Franky Boyal]

01-02-2013, 10:11 PM	#1
toranokaze I'm still a jerk Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: Little Mexico Posts: 1,817	And more tastless jokes What is black and blue and hates sex? I don't know but it is locked in my trunk What is the difference between Sara Palin and Joan of Arc? One was burned for her beliefs and one should have been. What did the kid with cancer get on the holidays? AIDS I hear the people in Florida are good; finger licking good. What is the difference between wearing a hoodie at night and drag racing. You might live though drag racing. How is fucking your Mom like watching the Senate? Both make you want to tear your eyes out. They said letting the races marry will lead to gay marriage. Now they say gay marriage will lead let people get married to turtles. AND I CAN'T WAIT. [/Franky Boyal] __________________ "Without deviation from the norm progress is not possible." - Frank Zappa It is the ignorance of ignorance that lead to the death of knowledge The Virgin Mary does not weep for her son, for he is in paradise. She weeps for the world , for we are in suffering.

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