Why Santa Clause Sucks

JBKlyde · 12-04-2013, 10:36 AM

http://www.usdebtclock.org/

Happy Monkey · 12-04-2013, 11:36 AM

It wasn't all that terrible. Tim Allen has a bit of charisma about him. But he was much better in Galaxy Quest.

Gravdigr · 12-04-2013, 02:00 PM

Tim Allen and "The Santa Clause" cost me $22. I returned the VHS tape to a Minit Mart, I rented it at a movie rental store across town. Ten minutes later, having realized my mistake and having returned to the Minit Mart, the guy who took the movie from my hand knows nothing about nothing. It ain't there.

That was my mistake that cost me $22 to rectify. That thieving cashier has so far cost that Minit Mart quite possibly thousands of dollars, I have not spent a cent in that store since then (1994-95).

That store was sold a few months ago, so, I guess I could start going back.

Sundae · 12-27-2013, 09:22 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Gravdigr

That thieving cashier has so far cost that Minit Mart quite possibly thousands of dollars, I have not spent a cent in that store since then (1994-95).
That store was sold a few months ago.

You closed down a whole store. It took a while, but you did. Demons run when a good man goes to war.
Remind me to be careful around you in future.

Gravdigr · 12-04-2013, 02:05 PM

Also, WTF does http://www.usdebtclock.org/ have to do with "The Santa Clause"?

Or Santa Claus?

JBKlyde · 12-04-2013, 03:18 PM

He snuk down our chimney's the other Christmas and robbed us blind... isn't it obvious...

BigV · 12-04-2013, 04:03 PM

well played.

BigV · 12-04-2013, 04:05 PM

Ha. My comment was appropos when in my browser it was posted to follow Happy Monkey's post (#2). Now, it is comically orphaned.

Griff · 12-04-2013, 06:32 PM

http://infolocata.com/mirovia/irrefu...santa-is-odin/

Gravdigr · 12-05-2013, 03:30 PM

...still not getting the debt clock - Santa connection...but then, I rarely "get" JB's posts.

Hardly ever, really.

JBKlyde · 12-17-2013, 08:42 AM

that's because I am speaking in medowforic abstract.. it's not designed to make cents it designed to make you think...

Griff · 12-25-2013, 11:23 AM

?

DanaC · 12-26-2013, 08:26 AM

Hahahahah. That made me laugh.

sexobon · 12-26-2013, 02:57 PM

Santa sings in medowforic abstract for JBKlyde

JBKlyde · 12-26-2013, 04:22 PM

that's beautiful

12-04-2013, 10:36 AM	#1
JBKlyde Banned Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: Encrypted Into an AmpitheaterWall Posts: 1,722	Why Santa Clause Sucks http://www.usdebtclock.org/

12-04-2013, 02:00 PM	#3
Gravdigr The Un-Tuckian Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: South Central...KY that is Posts: 39,517	Tim Allen and "The Santa Clause" cost me $22. I returned the VHS tape to a Minit Mart, I rented it at a movie rental store across town. Ten minutes later, having realized my mistake and having returned to the Minit Mart, the guy who took the movie from my hand knows nothing about nothing. It ain't there. That was my mistake that cost me $22 to rectify. That thieving cashier has so far cost that Minit Mart quite possibly thousands of dollars, I have not spent a cent in that store since then (1994-95). That store was sold a few months ago, so, I guess I could start going back. __________________ These statements have not been evaluated by the FDA, EPA, FBI, DEA, CDC, or FDIC. These statements are not intended to diagnose, cause, treat, cure, or prevent any disease. If you feel you have been harmed/offended by, or, disagree with any of the above statements or images, please feel free to fuck right off.

12-04-2013, 02:05 PM	#5
Gravdigr The Un-Tuckian Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: South Central...KY that is Posts: 39,517	Also, WTF does http://www.usdebtclock.org/ have to do with "The Santa Clause"? Or Santa Claus? __________________ These statements have not been evaluated by the FDA, EPA, FBI, DEA, CDC, or FDIC. These statements are not intended to diagnose, cause, treat, cure, or prevent any disease. If you feel you have been harmed/offended by, or, disagree with any of the above statements or images, please feel free to fuck right off.

12-04-2013, 04:03 PM	#7
BigV Goon Squad Leader Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: Seattle Posts: 27,063	well played. __________________ Be Just and Fear Not.

12-04-2013, 04:05 PM	#8
BigV Goon Squad Leader Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: Seattle Posts: 27,063	Ha. My comment was appropos when in my browser it was posted to follow Happy Monkey's post (#2). Now, it is comically orphaned. __________________ Be Just and Fear Not.

12-04-2013, 11:36 AM	#2
Happy Monkey I think this line's mostly filler. Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: DC Posts: 13,575	It wasn't all that terrible. Tim Allen has a bit of charisma about him. But he was much better in Galaxy Quest. __________________ _________________ \|...............\| We live in the nick of times. \| Len 17, Wid 3 \| \|_______________\| [pics]

12-04-2013, 03:18 PM	#6
JBKlyde Banned Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: Encrypted Into an AmpitheaterWall Posts: 1,722	He snuk down our chimney's the other Christmas and robbed us blind... isn't it obvious...

12-04-2013, 06:32 PM	#9
Griff still says videotape Join Date: Feb 2001 Posts: 26,813	http://infolocata.com/mirovia/irrefu...santa-is-odin/ __________________ If you would only recognize that life is hard, things would be so much easier for you. - Louis D. Brandeis

12-05-2013, 03:30 PM	#10
Gravdigr The Un-Tuckian Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: South Central...KY that is Posts: 39,517	...still not getting the debt clock - Santa connection...but then, I rarely "get" JB's posts. Hardly ever, really. __________________ These statements have not been evaluated by the FDA, EPA, FBI, DEA, CDC, or FDIC. These statements are not intended to diagnose, cause, treat, cure, or prevent any disease. If you feel you have been harmed/offended by, or, disagree with any of the above statements or images, please feel free to fuck right off.

12-17-2013, 08:42 AM	#11
JBKlyde Banned Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: Encrypted Into an AmpitheaterWall Posts: 1,722	that's because I am speaking in medowforic abstract.. it's not designed to make cents it designed to make you think...

12-25-2013, 11:23 AM	#12
Griff still says videotape Join Date: Feb 2001 Posts: 26,813	? Attached Images __________________ If you would only recognize that life is hard, things would be so much easier for you. - Louis D. Brandeis

12-26-2013, 02:57 PM	#14
sexobon I love it when a plan comes together. Join Date: Oct 2009 Posts: 9,793	Santa sings in medowforic abstract for JBKlyde

12-26-2013, 04:22 PM	#15
JBKlyde Banned Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: Encrypted Into an AmpitheaterWall Posts: 1,722	that's beautiful

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