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01-14-2014, 10:42 AM
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Ronco Haunts Me
Join Date: Jan 2014
Location: Freeharlotsville
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Noobsauce In Your Grill!
You ever see those infomercials on vacuum-sealing food? You know....those ones you watch at 2:45 in the morning, naked and eating an entire box of Little Debbie swiss rolls? Not because you particularly like them, and you'd rather have some cosmic brownies (also by LD) but because it's the only thing available in the house and you don't want to get up and drive 5.8 miles to the truck stop next to the Interstate to grab BAR-B-Q Fritos, Cinnamon rolls and a Slurpee because that prostitute Candy Jenkins is always asking you for $7 dollars and you have to roll whatever loose change you have in your pocket in the opposite direction to make her chase after it so you can get away?
Yeah, me too, ALL the time. Glad we could reach a connection point early on by finding an experience I'm sure at one point in time that we've all shared. Thanks and see you around. .P404. |
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01-14-2014, 10:51 AM
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Join Date: Jul 2003
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Hi Prince Of The 404,
welcome! |
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01-14-2014, 11:00 AM
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Ronco Haunts Me
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23,000 Stolichnaya bottles die of Russian poisoning every year. _____________________________ Founder of: The Dish-towel Mafia™ |
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01-14-2014, 11:54 AM
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Person who doesn't update the user title
Join Date: Dec 2005
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Abandon Hope All Ye Who Enter Here.
I Not Krazy I'm OK They Will Never Take Me Away!!!
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Annoy the ones that ignore you!!! I live a blessed life I Love my Country, I Fear the Government!!! Heavily medicated for the good of mankind. |
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01-14-2014, 11:59 AM
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Ronco Haunts Me
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23,000 Stolichnaya bottles die of Russian poisoning every year. _____________________________ Founder of: The Dish-towel Mafia™ |
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01-14-2014, 12:25 PM
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I hear them call the tide
Join Date: Dec 2005
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hmmm.
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The most difficult thing is the decision to act, the rest is merely tenacity Amelia Earhart |
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01-14-2014, 12:32 PM
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Ronco Haunts Me
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I like your signature....Sometimes I enjoy ingesting medium quantities of Strychnine, Asbestos, Silica sand and Thallium mixed in a shot glass with liquefied Zyklon B, that's given to me by a 6'7 Jewish man named Vilhem Von Klassen-burg, who likes to be called Amelia Earhart. Coincidence? I didn't think so either.
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23,000 Stolichnaya bottles die of Russian poisoning every year. _____________________________ Founder of: The Dish-towel Mafia™ |
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01-14-2014, 12:41 PM
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I hear them call the tide
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Definitely not a coincidence.
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The most difficult thing is the decision to act, the rest is merely tenacity Amelia Earhart |
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01-14-2014, 12:54 PM
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Ronco Haunts Me
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01-14-2014, 01:04 PM
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Back in 10
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You can check out anytime you like... but you can never leave...
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01-14-2014, 01:19 PM
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polaroid of perfection
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Hello Prince.
I'm not sure I understood a word of your post. Oh, except for the naked bit. Pics or it never happened.
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01-14-2014, 03:58 PM
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Ronco Haunts Me
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01-14-2014, 03:58 PM
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Ronco Haunts Me
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01-14-2014, 04:06 PM
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The Un-Tuckian
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01-14-2014, 05:45 PM
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Part-time superhero (off shift right now, leave a message)
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I think I'll just loosen the cork on that bottle of mind bleach, I think I'm gonna be needing to keep it handy any time soon
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