ATTN: Sundae

Lola Bunny · 01-16-2014, 08:15 AM

Sundae: I know you're awfully busy now with double shifts and overtime (I think I read that in your posts?) but when you have a chance, please read the pm I sent you. If needed, I would like to have a response within 10 days so I have enough time to get things and sent off before the 31st.

Thanks!

Molasar · 01-16-2014, 08:24 AM

very mysterious, what can this be all about?
drug smuggling?
gun running?
wikileaks?
a bulk order of sex toys/porno movies?
tickets to a Black Sabbath gig?
or even tickets to a black sabbath?
someone baking a cake perhaps?

I wonder if we'll ever find out the answer

Sundae · 01-16-2014, 08:35 AM

Done, Lola.

And Molasar, curiousity killed the cat.
Although I always thought that was a funny name for a vet.

Molasar · 01-16-2014, 09:00 AM

I don't care what the vet's called as long as (s)he keeps up the good work.

and as for my curiosity, whereas Lola and Sundae are two perfectly normal people, wild speculation about theoretical explanations could provide light relief on long winter evenings (southern hemisphere: yours is 'hot summer nights').

tooling up for a bank heist?
or a train robbery?
breaking into Fort Knox?

Sheldonrs · 01-16-2014, 09:41 AM

I know the story but all I will say is, it involves a can of crisco, 3 bartlett pears and a kangaroo named Jorge.

Molasar · 01-16-2014, 09:58 AM

so that's bestiality, gluttony (with vitamin C) and I'll get back to you on the other thing when I've googled 'crisco' to find out what the hell it is!

limey · 01-16-2014, 10:01 AM

A scene from Last Tango in Paris for vegetarians?

Molasar · 01-16-2014, 10:02 AM

OK, got it, so crisco's the lube, right?

Sheldonrs · 01-16-2014, 10:03 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Molasar

so that's bestiality, gluttony (with vitamin C) and I'll get back to you on the other thing when I've googled 'crisco' to find out what the hell it is!

Google "other uses for Crisco". That should cover it.

limey · 01-16-2014, 10:04 AM

Bestiality and gluttony with lube. That's it!

Molasar · 01-16-2014, 10:04 AM

actually this doesn't sound too bad so far.
better than "... fucked with a pineapple, rough end first..." anyway.

Sundae · 01-16-2014, 02:06 PM

Death by Mau-Mau?

Molasar · 01-16-2014, 02:51 PM

mind you, this marsupial called Jorge is a bit of a puzzle, i mean, how many Hispanic roos do you know?
Exactly precisely none, that's how many!

is Jorge a laboratory product of Hispano-Australian genetic engineering?
Did El Cid get, ahem, overly friendly with Skippy (with or without crisco to make things easier)?
is DNA profiling reduced to sorting out historic cases of intercontinental animal molestation? (though let's leave the moles out of it until we've solved the Jorge case, OK?)

DanaC · 01-16-2014, 03:04 PM

What, you mean 'bury me in a Y-shaped coffin' Skippy?

Molasar · 01-16-2014, 04:12 PM

that was Lord Percy's GF Jane Harrington wasn't it?
absolute classic comedy and so glad there's another nutter in here that knows the scripts

01-16-2014, 08:15 AM	#1
Lola Bunny Junior Master Dwellar Join Date: May 2011 Posts: 2,728	ATTN: Sundae Sundae: I know you're awfully busy now with double shifts and overtime (I think I read that in your posts?) but when you have a chance, please read the pm I sent you. If needed, I would like to have a response within 10 days so I have enough time to get things and sent off before the 31st. Thanks!

01-16-2014, 08:24 AM	#2
Molasar Part-time superhero (off shift right now, leave a message) Join Date: Dec 2013 Location: Her Majesty's United Kingdom of Great Britain and Northern Ireland Posts: 211	very mysterious, what can this be all about? drug smuggling? gun running? wikileaks? a bulk order of sex toys/porno movies? tickets to a Black Sabbath gig? or even tickets to a black sabbath? someone baking a cake perhaps? I wonder if we'll ever find out the answer __________________ The only dumb question is the one you didn't ask. Last edited by Molasar; 01-16-2014 at 08:24 AM. Reason: typo

01-16-2014, 08:35 AM	#3
Sundae polaroid of perfection Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: West Yorkshire Posts: 24,185	Done, Lola. And Molasar, curiousity killed the cat. Although I always thought that was a funny name for a vet. __________________ Life's hard you know, so strike a pose on a Cadillac

01-16-2014, 09:00 AM	#4
Molasar Part-time superhero (off shift right now, leave a message) Join Date: Dec 2013 Location: Her Majesty's United Kingdom of Great Britain and Northern Ireland Posts: 211	I don't care what the vet's called as long as (s)he keeps up the good work. and as for my curiosity, whereas Lola and Sundae are two perfectly normal people, wild speculation about theoretical explanations could provide light relief on long winter evenings (southern hemisphere: yours is 'hot summer nights'). tooling up for a bank heist? or a train robbery? breaking into Fort Knox? __________________ The only dumb question is the one you didn't ask.

01-16-2014, 09:41 AM	#5
Sheldonrs Master Dwellar Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: Los Angeles, CA Posts: 4,412	I know the story but all I will say is, it involves a can of crisco, 3 bartlett pears and a kangaroo named Jorge. __________________ Laugh and the world laughs with you; cry and the world laughs AT you.

01-16-2014, 09:58 AM	#6
Molasar Part-time superhero (off shift right now, leave a message) Join Date: Dec 2013 Location: Her Majesty's United Kingdom of Great Britain and Northern Ireland Posts: 211	so that's bestiality, gluttony (with vitamin C) and I'll get back to you on the other thing when I've googled 'crisco' to find out what the hell it is! __________________ The only dumb question is the one you didn't ask.

01-16-2014, 10:01 AM	#7
limey Encroaching on your decrees Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: An island within the south-west coast of Scotland Posts: 7,016	A scene from Last Tango in Paris for vegetarians? __________________ Living it up on the edge ... of civilisation, within the southwest coast of

01-16-2014, 10:02 AM	#8
Molasar Part-time superhero (off shift right now, leave a message) Join Date: Dec 2013 Location: Her Majesty's United Kingdom of Great Britain and Northern Ireland Posts: 211	OK, got it, so crisco's the lube, right? __________________ The only dumb question is the one you didn't ask.

01-16-2014, 10:04 AM	#10
limey Encroaching on your decrees Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: An island within the south-west coast of Scotland Posts: 7,016	Bestiality and gluttony with lube. That's it! __________________ Living it up on the edge ... of civilisation, within the southwest coast of

01-16-2014, 02:06 PM	#12
Sundae polaroid of perfection Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: West Yorkshire Posts: 24,185	Death by Mau-Mau? __________________ Life's hard you know, so strike a pose on a Cadillac

01-16-2014, 02:51 PM	#13
Molasar Part-time superhero (off shift right now, leave a message) Join Date: Dec 2013 Location: Her Majesty's United Kingdom of Great Britain and Northern Ireland Posts: 211	mind you, this marsupial called Jorge is a bit of a puzzle, i mean, how many Hispanic roos do you know? Exactly precisely none, that's how many! is Jorge a laboratory product of Hispano-Australian genetic engineering? Did El Cid get, ahem, overly friendly with Skippy (with or without crisco to make things easier)? is DNA profiling reduced to sorting out historic cases of intercontinental animal molestation? (though let's leave the moles out of it until we've solved the Jorge case, OK?) __________________ The only dumb question is the one you didn't ask.

01-16-2014, 04:12 PM	#15
Molasar Part-time superhero (off shift right now, leave a message) Join Date: Dec 2013 Location: Her Majesty's United Kingdom of Great Britain and Northern Ireland Posts: 211	that was Lord Percy's GF Jane Harrington wasn't it? absolute classic comedy and so glad there's another nutter in here that knows the scripts

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