Seattle

xoxoxoBruce · 08-21-2015, 09:09 PM

Thinking about moving to Seattle? Here's 10 things you should know.

I'll tease you with the first two...

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1. This is very important: Seattle is situated on a Hellmouth.

2. Big Bertha is part of Mayor Ed Murray’s plan to open the Hellmouth and suck us all in. There is a band of teenagers and a librarian, led by a vampire slayer somewhere in the city working to stop him, which is why Bertha keeps breaking down.

Gravdigr · 08-22-2015, 11:12 AM

elSicomoro · 08-22-2015, 12:38 PM

I got a fucking $60 jaywalking ticket there, so...

Gravdigr · 03-23-2020, 07:55 PM

The Seattle Center Monorail will be 58 years old tomorrow.

BigV · 03-23-2020, 08:07 PM

woo hoo!!!!!!!!!

The monorail is a trip, pun... forgive the pun please. it's really short, and it's quite nice.

but the hellmouth bit.. the tunnel's done, but Seattle bananas today.

Urbane Guerrilla · 03-28-2020, 10:17 PM

4. The Underworld will be really mad -- furious -- because of all the bricks fallen on their heads from The Big One. Not sure just how big a Big One gets, as the deep geology around there is the crustal subduction zone that raised the Cascades volcanoes of fame.

4a. That makes for squishy rocks that don't shake much, or let go with a sudden snap.

JuancoRocks · 03-28-2020, 11:51 PM

Seattle.......

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JR

08-22-2015, 11:12 AM	#2
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03-23-2020, 07:55 PM	#4
Gravdigr The Un-Tuckian Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: South Central...KY that is Posts: 39,517	The Seattle Center Monorail will be 58 years old tomorrow. __________________ These statements have not been evaluated by the FDA, EPA, FBI, DEA, CDC, or FDIC. These statements are not intended to diagnose, cause, treat, cure, or prevent any disease. If you feel you have been harmed/offended by, or, disagree with any of the above statements or images, please feel free to fuck right off.

03-23-2020, 08:07 PM	#5
BigV Goon Squad Leader Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: Seattle Posts: 27,063	woo hoo!!!!!!!!! The monorail is a trip, pun... forgive the pun please. it's really short, and it's quite nice. but the hellmouth bit.. the tunnel's done, but Seattle bananas today. __________________ Be Just and Fear Not.

03-28-2020, 10:17 PM	#6
Urbane Guerrilla Person who doesn't update the user title Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: Southern California Posts: 6,674	4. The Underworld will be really mad -- furious -- because of all the bricks fallen on their heads from The Big One. Not sure just how big a Big One gets, as the deep geology around there is the crustal subduction zone that raised the Cascades volcanoes of fame. 4a. That makes for squishy rocks that don't shake much, or let go with a sudden snap. __________________ Wanna stop school shootings? End Gun-Free Zones, of course.

03-28-2020, 11:51 PM	#7
JuancoRocks Sir Post-A-Lot Join Date: Jun 2007 Location: Paradise Valley, Arizona Posts: 437	Seattle....... JR __________________ "That's just like your opinion man"

08-22-2015, 12:38 PM	#3
elSicomoro Person who doesn't update the user title Join Date: Jan 2001 Posts: 12,486	I got a fucking $60 jaywalking ticket there, so...

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