Who let the Cellar monkey out?

DanaC · 02-18-2016, 01:58 PM

Quote:

Furious George: monkey in Brazil drinks rum and chases bar patrons with knife

Capuchin was eventually captured by fire department and released into wildlife reserve – only to be recaptured for harassing local children

http://www.theguardian.com/world/201...um-takes-knife

Also, I move that the Cellar Monkey should now be called George.

footfootfoot · 02-18-2016, 02:04 PM

And more importantly, Do you ave a lee-zahnse for zat minkey?

sexobon · 02-18-2016, 05:41 PM

George has been bad. Who's going to spank the monkey?

Gravdigr · 02-18-2016, 05:57 PM

ahem

Sundae · 02-19-2016, 07:38 AM

Do not believe (bolding mine)

Quote:

After sampling some alcohol from patrons’ glasses, a monkey picked up a knife and chased customers around a bar in Paraiba, Brazil, it has emerged.

The capuchin monkey drank remnants of cachaça...

“It was a bar staff oversight that ended with the monkey drinking some rum and taking the knife,” fire department Lt Col Saul Laurentino told aRede.

The only misunderstanding was someone saying, "Hold my monkey for me, I'm gonna have a cachaça."
Instead they said, "Hold my cachaça for me, I'mma let the monkey finish it."

Animal prank gone wrong. Serves them right. I laughed anyway.

xoxoxoBruce · 10-31-2019, 11:02 PM

Not true, fake news, George was hard at work at the time.

fargon · 11-01-2019, 08:09 AM

George certainly looks busy.

Gravdigr · 11-01-2019, 03:13 PM

...and thoughtful.

Furious George.

02-18-2016, 02:04 PM	#2
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02-18-2016, 05:57 PM	#4
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10-31-2019, 11:02 PM	#6
xoxoxoBruce The future is unwritten Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 71,105	Not true, fake news, George was hard at work at the time. Attached Images __________________ The descent of man ~ Nixon, Friedman, Reagan, Trump.

11-01-2019, 08:09 AM	#7
fargon Person who doesn't update the user title Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: La Crosse, WI Posts: 8,924	George certainly looks busy. __________________ Annoy the ones that ignore you!!! I live a blessed life I Love my Country, I Fear the Government!!! Heavily medicated for the good of mankind.

11-01-2019, 03:13 PM	#8
Gravdigr The Un-Tuckian Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: South Central...KY that is Posts: 39,517	...and thoughtful. Furious George. __________________ These statements have not been evaluated by the FDA, EPA, FBI, DEA, CDC, or FDIC. These statements are not intended to diagnose, cause, treat, cure, or prevent any disease. If you feel you have been harmed/offended by, or, disagree with any of the above statements or images, please feel free to fuck right off.

02-18-2016, 05:41 PM	#3
sexobon I love it when a plan comes together. Join Date: Oct 2009 Posts: 9,793	George has been bad. Who's going to spank the monkey?

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