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xoxoxoBruce · 07-11-2016, 12:31 AM

Game of throne cookies.

Gravdigr · 07-12-2016, 03:11 PM

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xoxoxoBruce · 03-19-2018, 11:18 PM

In case you need help making cookies that are more unhealthy than grandma's.

xoxoxoBruce · 09-09-2018, 11:02 AM

This idea is for cookies you want to give that extra special person or for an extra special occasion, because they're a lot more work than plop a spoonful on a cookie sheet.
No recipe or instructions, just the basic process and this is condensed from 7.5" x 133.5" which didn't have those either.

Mountain Mule · 09-09-2018, 01:42 PM

Cookie piñatas! How cool is that? Looks like quite a bit of work though.

xoxoxoBruce · 09-09-2018, 02:08 PM

Yeah, three cutouts for each cookie with the ears and legs cut off the center one.
But with all the M&Ms in the middle one should be enough sugar for a child, maybe two for adults, and a dozen for me.
I can picture myself climbing up into the bell tower, alternately snarling and giggling while murdering a dozen cute donkeys.

You'd need a recipe for a cookie that's hard enough not to fall apart, but soft enough not to shatter while you're cutting and working with them.

Got to pay your dues if you wanna wow the dudes, and you know it don't come easy.

Gravdigr · 09-09-2018, 02:29 PM

Dammit!

That's twice you've put that song in m'head!

Cut that out!

Clodfobble · 09-09-2018, 05:08 PM

I think it's a regular bread recipe--definitely something with yeast, at any rate.

xoxoxoBruce · 05-14-2019, 10:59 PM

Looks like a lot of work but I'd be glad to help clean up the excess... out of the goodness of my heart.

Gravdigr · 05-15-2019, 01:47 PM

Go to 1:25 for relevance to above post:

07-11-2016, 12:31 AM	#1
xoxoxoBruce The future is unwritten Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 71,105	Cookies Game of throne cookies. Attached Images __________________ The descent of man ~ Nixon, Friedman, Reagan, Trump.

07-12-2016, 03:11 PM	#2
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03-19-2018, 11:18 PM	#3
xoxoxoBruce The future is unwritten Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 71,105	In case you need help making cookies that are more unhealthy than grandma's. Attached Images __________________ The descent of man ~ Nixon, Friedman, Reagan, Trump.

09-09-2018, 11:02 AM	#4
xoxoxoBruce The future is unwritten Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 71,105	This idea is for cookies you want to give that extra special person or for an extra special occasion, because they're a lot more work than plop a spoonful on a cookie sheet. No recipe or instructions, just the basic process and this is condensed from 7.5" x 133.5" which didn't have those either. Attached Images __________________ The descent of man ~ Nixon, Friedman, Reagan, Trump.

09-09-2018, 01:42 PM	#5
Mountain Mule Slacker Join Date: Jan 2017 Location: New Mexico Posts: 148	Cookie piñatas! How cool is that? Looks like quite a bit of work though. __________________ Gonna Carpe the fuck out of this Diem

09-09-2018, 02:08 PM	#6
xoxoxoBruce The future is unwritten Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 71,105	Yeah, three cutouts for each cookie with the ears and legs cut off the center one. But with all the M&Ms in the middle one should be enough sugar for a child, maybe two for adults, and a dozen for me. I can picture myself climbing up into the bell tower, alternately snarling and giggling while murdering a dozen cute donkeys. You'd need a recipe for a cookie that's hard enough not to fall apart, but soft enough not to shatter while you're cutting and working with them. Got to pay your dues if you wanna wow the dudes, and you know it don't come easy. __________________ The descent of man ~ Nixon, Friedman, Reagan, Trump.

09-09-2018, 02:29 PM	#7
Gravdigr The Un-Tuckian Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: South Central...KY that is Posts: 39,517	Dammit! That's twice you've put that song in m'head! Cut that out! __________________ These statements have not been evaluated by the FDA, EPA, FBI, DEA, CDC, or FDIC. These statements are not intended to diagnose, cause, treat, cure, or prevent any disease. If you feel you have been harmed/offended by, or, disagree with any of the above statements or images, please feel free to fuck right off.

09-09-2018, 05:08 PM	#8
Clodfobble UNDER CONDITIONAL MITIGATION Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: Austin, TX Posts: 20,012	I think it's a regular bread recipe--definitely something with yeast, at any rate. __________________ My book My other book My spirit animal

05-14-2019, 10:59 PM	#9
xoxoxoBruce The future is unwritten Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 71,105	Looks like a lot of work but I'd be glad to help clean up the excess... out of the goodness of my heart. Attached Images __________________ The descent of man ~ Nixon, Friedman, Reagan, Trump.

05-15-2019, 01:47 PM	#10
Gravdigr The Un-Tuckian Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: South Central...KY that is Posts: 39,517	Go to 1:25 for relevance to above post: __________________ These statements have not been evaluated by the FDA, EPA, FBI, DEA, CDC, or FDIC. These statements are not intended to diagnose, cause, treat, cure, or prevent any disease. If you feel you have been harmed/offended by, or, disagree with any of the above statements or images, please feel free to fuck right off.

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