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09-23-2016, 12:00 AM
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Adapt and Survive
Join Date: Jan 2007
Location: Ann Arbor, Mi
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Monster's Bday thread
Happy Birthday
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09-23-2016, 12:32 AM
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Join Date: Jan 2001
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Happy birthday Monster! Hope it's a good one!
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09-23-2016, 12:43 AM
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Person who doesn't update the user title
Join Date: Mar 2011
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I love monster because she is strong, and funny, and one of the best people i know. She is a friend to me when i don't know how to approach friendship. Her family is da bomb too, which is another testament to her goodness.
 Happy birthday cool woman! Instead of cake i give you birthday bacon. 
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09-23-2016, 08:01 AM
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Join Date: Jul 2003
Location: Arlington, VA
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Happy Birthday, Monster. I hope you are having a most excellent day.
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09-23-2016, 09:03 AM
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Person who doesn't update the user title
Join Date: Dec 2005
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Merry Birthday Monster, may you have a good day.
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09-23-2016, 09:26 AM
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The future is unwritten
Join Date: Oct 2002
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And many more.
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09-23-2016, 10:09 AM
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Radical Centrist
Join Date: Jan 2001
Location: Cottage of Prussia
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H. B. M.
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09-23-2016, 10:58 AM
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UNDER CONDITIONAL MITIGATION
Join Date: Mar 2004
Location: Austin, TX
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Another year of monster is another good year indeed. Happy Birthday, lady!
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09-23-2016, 11:14 AM
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The Un-Tuckian
Join Date: Apr 2007
Location: South Central...KY that is
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Happy Birthday Monster!
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09-23-2016, 11:18 AM
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Adapt and Survive
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I made a cake anyway, because cake! |
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09-23-2016, 11:21 AM
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The Un-Tuckian
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09-23-2016, 01:23 PM
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I can hear my ears
Join Date: Oct 2003
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Hope it's a good one, buddy.
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09-23-2016, 04:21 PM
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To shreds, you say?
Join Date: Aug 2004
Location: in the house and on the street-how many, many feet we meet!
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We wish you a happy Monster;
We wish you a happy Monster; We wish you a happy Monster and a merry birthday Crisp bacon we bring (but none for your kin); Crisp bacon for Monster and a merry birthday. Oh, bollocks to figgy pudding; Oh, bollocks to figgy pudding; tickety-boo to good beer We won't go until we're legless; We won't go until we're legless; We won't go until we're legless;, so pour us one here We wish you a happy Monster; We wish you a happy Monster; We wish you a happy Monster and a merry birthday
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09-23-2016, 05:17 PM
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I love it when a plan comes together.
Join Date: Oct 2009
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For your birthday I'll translate this birthday wish into an exotic language:
Happy Birthday...monster! In the African Hausa language: Barka da ranar Haihuwa ... dodo! |
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09-23-2016, 07:52 PM
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The future is unwritten
Join Date: Oct 2002
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To the tune of “Volga Boatman”
On your birth-day [thud] Happy birth-day [thud] Birthdays come but once a year Marking time as Death draws near On your birth-day [thud] Happy birth-day [thud] Now you've aged another year Now you know that Death is near On your birth-day [thud] Happy birth-day [thud] Now that you're the age you are Your demise cannot be far On your birth-day [thud] Happy birth-day [thud] It's your birthday never fear You'll be dead this time next year On your birth-day [thud] Happy birth-day [thud] So far Death you have bypassed Don't look back, he's gaining fast On your birth-day [thud] Happy birth-day [thud] When you've reached this age you know That the mind is first to go On your birth-day [thud] Happy birth-day [thud] This one lesson you must learn First you pillage, then you burn On your birth-day [thud] Happy birth-day [thud] Burn the castle and storm the keep Kill the women, but save the sheep On your birth-day [thud] Happy birth-day [thud] Doom and gloom and dark despair People dying everywhere! On your birth-day [thud] Happy birth-day [thud] Your servants steal, your spouse untrue Your children plot to murder you On your birth-day [thud] Happy birth-day [thud] Burn, then rape by firelight Add romance to life tonight On your birth-day [thud] Happy birth-day [thud] We love children, yes we do Baked or broiled or in a stew On your birth-day [thud] Happy birth-day [thud] Indigestion's what you get From the enemies you 'et On your birth-day [thud] Happy birth-day [thud] May your deeds with sword and axe Equal those with sheep and yaks On your birth-day [thud] Happy birth-day [thud] Just be glad the friends you've got Haven't found out you-know-what On your birth-day [thud] Happy birth-day [thud]
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