What do you do with dead mice?

Griff · 10-03-2018, 07:35 AM

Cuz I just realized some neighborhoods might frown on my habit of dropping them off the porch so the chickens can play football with them.

glatt · 10-03-2018, 08:16 AM

We have these plastic sleeves that newspapers are delivered in. Mouse goes in sleeve, tie a knot, throw in trash can. Keeps flies down.

xoxoxoBruce · 10-03-2018, 08:21 AM

Rich people wasting protein.

Clodfobble · 10-03-2018, 01:28 PM

All the dead mice I've ever seen were promptly swallowed by a snake.

Gravdigr · 10-03-2018, 02:14 PM

Dead mice go wherever's handy. Usually out the back door.

Live mice, from sticky traps or live traps, go to the maintenance building at the local city park. Pull that big sliding door away from the building just a li'l bit, in ya go.

I don't like the guy that does park maintenance.

Gravdigr · 10-03-2018, 02:15 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Griff

Cuz I just realized some neighborhoods might frown on my habit of dropping them off the porch so the chickens can play football with them.

I laughed at that visual.

Larfed, actually.

Undertoad · 10-03-2018, 02:27 PM

I always threw my trapped dead mice on the hill next to the shithole. Area cats would find them and eat them right off the traps.

I did not re-use the traps

Gravdigr · 10-03-2018, 02:39 PM

Always re-use the traps.

Psychological warfare.

Diaphone Jim · 10-03-2018, 08:02 PM

I have had one for years that I didn't find for a while after it got snapped.
Ants and whatever cleaned it up to a perfect little skeleton and that is how it remains, trap and all.

monster · 10-04-2018, 02:18 PM

over the scant wire fence into brush area of the unbuilt lot behind. The dead mice we get are usually gifts and usually incomplete....

sexobon · 10-04-2018, 05:09 PM

Dead mice make fine pets for dead hobos.

zippyt · 10-04-2018, 07:17 PM

to yonder woods with yer we dead Ass !!

monster · 10-04-2018, 07:26 PM

no-one has a recipe then?

sexobon · 10-04-2018, 08:50 PM

It's difficult to come up with a good recipe for mice that are past their expiration date.

monster · 10-04-2018, 08:54 PM

Need a vintage cookbook, maybe?

10-03-2018, 07:35 AM	#1
Griff still says videotape Join Date: Feb 2001 Posts: 26,813	What do you do with dead mice? Cuz I just realized some neighborhoods might frown on my habit of dropping them off the porch so the chickens can play football with them. __________________ If you would only recognize that life is hard, things would be so much easier for you. - Louis D. Brandeis

10-03-2018, 08:21 AM	#3
xoxoxoBruce The future is unwritten Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 71,105	Rich people wasting protein. __________________ The descent of man ~ Nixon, Friedman, Reagan, Trump.

10-03-2018, 01:28 PM	#4
Clodfobble UNDER CONDITIONAL MITIGATION Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: Austin, TX Posts: 20,012	All the dead mice I've ever seen were promptly swallowed by a snake. __________________ My book My other book My spirit animal

10-03-2018, 02:14 PM	#5
Gravdigr The Un-Tuckian Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: South Central...KY that is Posts: 39,517	Dead mice go wherever's handy. Usually out the back door. Live mice, from sticky traps or live traps, go to the maintenance building at the local city park. Pull that big sliding door away from the building just a li'l bit, in ya go. I don't like the guy that does park maintenance. __________________ These statements have not been evaluated by the FDA, EPA, FBI, DEA, CDC, or FDIC. These statements are not intended to diagnose, cause, treat, cure, or prevent any disease. If you feel you have been harmed/offended by, or, disagree with any of the above statements or images, please feel free to fuck right off.

10-03-2018, 02:39 PM	#8
Gravdigr The Un-Tuckian Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: South Central...KY that is Posts: 39,517	Always re-use the traps. Psychological warfare. __________________ These statements have not been evaluated by the FDA, EPA, FBI, DEA, CDC, or FDIC. These statements are not intended to diagnose, cause, treat, cure, or prevent any disease. If you feel you have been harmed/offended by, or, disagree with any of the above statements or images, please feel free to fuck right off.

10-03-2018, 08:16 AM	#2
glatt ™ Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: Arlington, VA Posts: 27,717	We have these plastic sleeves that newspapers are delivered in. Mouse goes in sleeve, tie a knot, throw in trash can. Keeps flies down.

10-03-2018, 02:27 PM	#7
Undertoad Radical Centrist Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Cottage of Prussia Posts: 31,423	I always threw my trapped dead mice on the hill next to the shithole. Area cats would find them and eat them right off the traps. I did not re-use the traps

10-03-2018, 08:02 PM	#9
Diaphone Jim Junior Master Dwellar Join Date: Sep 2007 Location: Northern California Posts: 2,122	I have had one for years that I didn't find for a while after it got snapped. Ants and whatever cleaned it up to a perfect little skeleton and that is how it remains, trap and all.

10-04-2018, 02:18 PM	#10
monster I hear them call the tide Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Perpetual Chaos Posts: 30,852	over the scant wire fence into brush area of the unbuilt lot behind. The dead mice we get are usually gifts and usually incomplete.... __________________ The most difficult thing is the decision to act, the rest is merely tenacity Amelia Earhart

10-04-2018, 05:09 PM	#11
sexobon I love it when a plan comes together. Join Date: Oct 2009 Posts: 9,793	Dead mice make fine pets for dead hobos.

10-04-2018, 07:17 PM	#12
zippyt LONG LIVE KING ZIPPY! per Feetz Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Arkansas Posts: 7,661	to yonder woods with yer we dead Ass !! __________________ "Success is getting what you want. Happiness is wanting what you get. " Brother Dave Gardner

10-04-2018, 07:26 PM	#13
monster I hear them call the tide Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Perpetual Chaos Posts: 30,852	no-one has a recipe then? __________________ The most difficult thing is the decision to act, the rest is merely tenacity Amelia Earhart

10-04-2018, 08:50 PM	#14
sexobon I love it when a plan comes together. Join Date: Oct 2009 Posts: 9,793	It's difficult to come up with a good recipe for mice that are past their expiration date.

10-04-2018, 08:54 PM	#15
monster I hear them call the tide Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Perpetual Chaos Posts: 30,852	Need a vintage cookbook, maybe? __________________ The most difficult thing is the decision to act, the rest is merely tenacity Amelia Earhart

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