How to get fired...ABC style

Dude111 · 01-09-2019, 12:41 AM

List alphabetically ways to lose your job.

A - Ask members of a rap band to come and sing thier disgusting language filled songs right by your bosses office..... Then demand a raise to get them to stop.....

B

Gravdigr · 01-10-2019, 04:27 PM

Buttkick yer boss.

C

glatt · 01-10-2019, 04:45 PM

Cellar! Spend all day screwing around on the Cellar.

Squawk · 01-11-2019, 04:26 AM

Dropkick your boss's picture of his wife out of the office window.

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Dude111 · 01-11-2019, 10:54 AM

Eat your bosses lunch and leave crumbs on his desk,trash his office when he isnt there and then @ 3am call him and spill the beans;carry on like a 2yo

F

Gravdigr · 01-11-2019, 11:14 AM

Fuck bosses.

G

Glinda · 01-12-2019, 02:07 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Gravdigr

Fuck bosses.

G

Boy howdy.

Took me ages to figure out there's a better way (contractorism RULES).

Dude111 · 01-30-2019, 06:37 PM

Give everyone in your office $20 except your boss... Tell him you wanted a raise months ago and he didnt give one to you;start cutting him down left and right.......

H

sexobon · 01-30-2019, 08:46 PM

Your boss will figure if you can afford to give everyone else $20, you don't need a raise and neither do the others since they're getting extra money from you. He'll live with the cutdowns for what you're saving him. Earplugs only cost a few dollars.

Gravdigr · 01-31-2019, 12:18 PM

Hock a loogie on his office window.

I

sexobon · 03-06-2019, 05:39 PM

Give your boss's email address to Cellar spammers.

Dude111 · 09-13-2019, 05:51 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Gravdigr

Hock a loogie on his office window.

I

Invite people to your office and have them paint everything black one night and when employees come in the next day say the boxx told you to do it....

When the boss comes in and people get mad and start bitching at him and he is all mad....SAY SURPRISE -- Whadda ya think

J

Flint · 09-13-2019, 06:58 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by glatt

Cellar! Spend all day screwing around on the Cellar.

lumberjim · 09-13-2019, 08:29 PM

Juxtapose numbers on a big check

Jerk off noisily in the customer restroom 3 times a day

Jump up and salute your computer screen every time your boss says your name

Jab your pointer fingers into your boss's ass crack and yell something in Japanese, whenever he turns his back to you

K

captainhook455 · 09-13-2019, 09:14 PM

Sprinkle powdered x lax on his surgered donuts.

Krazy glue the locks on his desk.

Make a pot of coffee without a filter.

Bake chocolate x lax brownies with crushed pecans and leave 2 wrapped in his fridge.

Empty the black pepper out of his salt and pepper shaker and replace with ground habenero.

If one feels a cold coming on then wipe some phlegm on his fridge door handle, pens, stapler and desk drawers.

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01-10-2019, 04:27 PM	#2
Gravdigr The Un-Tuckian Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: South Central...KY that is Posts: 39,517	Buttkick yer boss. C __________________ These statements have not been evaluated by the FDA, EPA, FBI, DEA, CDC, or FDIC. These statements are not intended to diagnose, cause, treat, cure, or prevent any disease. If you feel you have been harmed/offended by, or, disagree with any of the above statements or images, please feel free to fuck right off.

01-11-2019, 04:26 AM	#4
Squawk Peoploid Join Date: Aug 2017 Posts: 152	Dropkick your boss's picture of his wife out of the office window. Sent from my Nexus 5 using Tapatalk __________________ 'Nothin' seems that weird anymore' Lo-Fidelity Allstars

01-11-2019, 11:14 AM	#6
Gravdigr The Un-Tuckian Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: South Central...KY that is Posts: 39,517	Fuck bosses. G __________________ These statements have not been evaluated by the FDA, EPA, FBI, DEA, CDC, or FDIC. These statements are not intended to diagnose, cause, treat, cure, or prevent any disease. If you feel you have been harmed/offended by, or, disagree with any of the above statements or images, please feel free to fuck right off.

01-31-2019, 12:18 PM	#10
Gravdigr The Un-Tuckian Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: South Central...KY that is Posts: 39,517	Hock a loogie on his office window. I __________________ These statements have not been evaluated by the FDA, EPA, FBI, DEA, CDC, or FDIC. These statements are not intended to diagnose, cause, treat, cure, or prevent any disease. If you feel you have been harmed/offended by, or, disagree with any of the above statements or images, please feel free to fuck right off.

09-13-2019, 08:29 PM	#14
lumberjim I can hear my ears Join Date: Oct 2003 Posts: 25,571	Juxtapose numbers on a big check Jerk off noisily in the customer restroom 3 times a day Jump up and salute your computer screen every time your boss says your name Jab your pointer fingers into your boss's ass crack and yell something in Japanese, whenever he turns his back to you K __________________ This body holding me reminds me of my own mortality Embrace this moment, remember We are eternal, all this pain is an illusion ~MJKeenan

01-09-2019, 12:41 AM	#1
Dude111 An Awesome Dude Join Date: Oct 2015 Posts: 1,111	List alphabetically ways to lose your job. A - Ask members of a rap band to come and sing thier disgusting language filled songs right by your bosses office..... Then demand a raise to get them to stop..... B

01-10-2019, 04:45 PM	#3
glatt ™ Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: Arlington, VA Posts: 27,717	Cellar! Spend all day screwing around on the Cellar.

01-11-2019, 10:54 AM	#5
Dude111 An Awesome Dude Join Date: Oct 2015 Posts: 1,111	Eat your bosses lunch and leave crumbs on his desk,trash his office when he isnt there and then @ 3am call him and spill the beans;carry on like a 2yo F

01-30-2019, 06:37 PM	#8
Dude111 An Awesome Dude Join Date: Oct 2015 Posts: 1,111	Give everyone in your office $20 except your boss... Tell him you wanted a raise months ago and he didnt give one to you;start cutting him down left and right....... H

01-30-2019, 08:46 PM	#9
sexobon I love it when a plan comes together. Join Date: Oct 2009 Posts: 9,793	Your boss will figure if you can afford to give everyone else $20, you don't need a raise and neither do the others since they're getting extra money from you. He'll live with the cutdowns for what you're saving him. Earplugs only cost a few dollars.

03-06-2019, 05:39 PM	#11
sexobon I love it when a plan comes together. Join Date: Oct 2009 Posts: 9,793	Give your boss's email address to Cellar spammers.

09-13-2019, 09:14 PM	#15
captainhook455 Rapscallion Join Date: Aug 2016 Posts: 1,357	Sprinkle powdered x lax on his surgered donuts. Krazy glue the locks on his desk. Make a pot of coffee without a filter. Bake chocolate x lax brownies with crushed pecans and leave 2 wrapped in his fridge. Empty the black pepper out of his salt and pepper shaker and replace with ground habenero. If one feels a cold coming on then wipe some phlegm on his fridge door handle, pens, stapler and desk drawers. Sent from my moto e5 supra using Tapatalk

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