Sharing the burden of my boredom

[hot_pastrami]

Sometimes, I think I have brain damage. For instance, just the other day, I was walking down the road-- everything seemed normal-- but suddenly I thought to myself, "Whoa! I think I have brain damage!"

Sometimes I think people in general are dumb. I look at the average person's intellect, and I am forced to ackowledge the fact that due to the rules governing mathematical averages, about half of the human race is DUMBER than that average person. As a side note or side effect (I'm not sure which), almost every person one might ask would consider themselves above average in the intelligence department. I think I'm above average, but am I? Maybe we'll never know. MAYBE we'll never care.

Why is it that when you take a picture of a mirror, a person doesn't see their own reflection when they look at the photo? Why isn't "phonetic" spelled like it sounds? Why do the voices in my head all sound like a Speak-and-Spell? These are the questions that keep me up at night, plaguing me. When I finally have the answers, I know that it will be the answers that keep me up at night, plaguing me.

Ok, I'm less bored now. Thank you for your attention.