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Old 05-18-2020, 12:52 AM   #1
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Mid May Quarantertainment Questioning

In case you're bored, lonely, need distracting, are amused by these things, or just need to talk about yourself...

1) You're going to a very long banquet. Hours. You can choose your 11 table mates but they must fit the following categories (the dead and fictional will be magically alive here):
. i. A current scientist or engineer
. ii. A now-dead scientist or engineer
. iii. A current politician
. iv. Any author or artist (dead or alive)
. v. A cartoon character
. vi. A member of your family (dead or alive) except your spouse/partner
. vii. A current musician
. viii. A good person (dead or alive)
. ix. A now-dead evil person
. x. A fictional hero
. xi. Any comedian (dead or alive)

2) Chicken, Beef or Tofu?

3) Finish this poem in the style of "Roses are Red....":
. . . Forests are Green, Ice Caps are White....

4) Do you deliberately wear any mismatched items?

5) Rename the "Murder Hornet"

6) Pineapple or Coconut?

7) What is your ideal vacation?
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Old 05-18-2020, 03:03 PM   #2
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3) Finish this poem in the style of "Roses are Red....":
. . . Forests are Green, Ice Caps are White....

Forests are Green
Ice Caps are White
Deserts are Hot
As you are Tonight
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.
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Old 05-18-2020, 05:07 PM   #3
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1) You're going to a very long banquet. Hours. You can choose your 11 table mates but they must fit the following categories (the dead and fictional will be magically alive here):

. i. A current scientist or engineer

Adam savage


. ii. A now-dead scientist or engineer
Tesla


. iii. A current politician

Omar Ali (friend from Kenya)


. iv. Any author or artist (dead or alive)
M C Escher


. v. A cartoon character
Jessica rabbit


. vi. A member of your family (dead or alive) except your spouse/partner
My brother Todd

. vii. A current musician
Maynard


. viii. A good person (dead or alive)
Buddha

. ix. A now-dead evil person
Vlad the Impaler

. x. A fictional hero
Tyler Durden

. xi. Any comedian (dead or alive)
Sam kinnison



2) Chicken, Beef or Tofu? Beef



3) Finish this poem in the style of "Roses are Red....":

. . . Forests are Green, Ice Caps are White....
I wish I could fuckin
Sleep through the night



4) Do you deliberately wear any mismatched items? No clue. Probably.



5) Rename the "Murder Hornet"

Carl?



6) Pineapple or Coconut?

More of an 'and' thing, dontcha think?



7) What is your ideal vacation?
Corona lock down

Weeee!
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Old 05-18-2020, 09:16 PM   #4
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3) Finish this poem in the style of "Roses are Red....":
. . . Forests are Green, Ice Caps are White....
...If you think I won't,
Believe me, I might.
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Old 05-19-2020, 12:16 AM   #5
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… 5) Rename the "Murder Hornet"

Carl?
Carl the Beeheader, the biggest and baddest Beeheader Hornet.
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