1/28: Chmura's undies

Undertoad · 01-28-2001, 12:24 PM

Why do you wear clean underwear? Not because your mom told you so, but because your underwear may be shown to the jury and to the rest of the world. This is a "Super Bowl special" image of the day, because those are Mark Chmura's undies, being displayed as a part of his trial for sexual assault.

russotto · 01-28-2001, 01:17 PM

They are mighty clean. Think he uses chlorine bleach, or does he just buy new undies for each (alleged) victim?

Bartacus · 12-19-2001, 08:35 AM

They're the attorney's legal briefs. (snicker)

Joe · 12-19-2001, 11:17 AM

I hope that NEVER happens to me. My underwear being presented as exhibit A. OMG.

That Guy · 12-19-2001, 04:34 PM

the yellow dot on the right -- some sort of mustard stain?

Joe · 12-19-2001, 04:38 PM

That's my story and I'm stickin' to it.

Undertoad · 12-19-2001, 04:43 PM

Let's see you pounded 40 times in a row by a mean ugly 250 pound defensive end, and see if your britches remain unsoiled.

12-19-2001, 11:17 AM	#4
Joe Master of the Domain Join Date: Sep 2001 Location: AZ Posts: 221	holy crap how embarassing I hope that NEVER happens to me. My underwear being presented as exhibit A. OMG.

12-19-2001, 04:34 PM	#5
That Guy He who reads, sometimes writes. Join Date: Sep 2001 Location: at the keyboard Posts: 791	what is that? the yellow dot on the right -- some sort of mustard stain?

12-19-2001, 04:38 PM	#6
Joe Master of the Domain Join Date: Sep 2001 Location: AZ Posts: 221	Yessir That's my story and I'm stickin' to it.

01-28-2001, 12:24 PM	#1
Undertoad Radical Centrist Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Cottage of Prussia Posts: 31,423	Why do you wear clean underwear? Not because your mom told you so, but because your underwear may be shown to the jury and to the rest of the world. This is a "Super Bowl special" image of the day, because those are Mark Chmura's undies, being displayed as a part of his trial for sexual assault.

01-28-2001, 01:17 PM	#2
russotto Professor Join Date: Jan 2001 Posts: 1,788	They are mighty clean. Think he uses chlorine bleach, or does he just buy new undies for each (alleged) victim?

12-19-2001, 08:35 AM	#3
Bartacus Kinda New Member Join Date: Dec 2001 Location: Winston-Salem NC USA Posts: 1	They're the attorney's legal briefs. (snicker)

12-19-2001, 04:43 PM	#7
Undertoad Radical Centrist Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Cottage of Prussia Posts: 31,423	Let's see you pounded 40 times in a row by a mean ugly 250 pound defensive end, and see if your britches remain unsoiled.

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