Reasons Not to Drink to Excess - NSFW!

Elspode · 10-17-2003, 01:02 PM

Some day, I'm going to learn to put multiple pics into a single post...anyone got a sample html "fill in the blanks" example for me to file and use?

Anyway, I got four of these...I'm only posting the best two, but it was a tough call.

Elspode · 10-17-2003, 01:04 PM

And then there's this one...

breakingnews · 10-17-2003, 01:18 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Elspode
Some day, I'm going to learn to put multiple pics into a single post...anyone got a sample html "fill in the blanks" example for me to file and use?

Not sure how to do this using the attachment feature, but if you find these pics online somewhere (or can upload to your own web dir), just insert them into your post with HTML tags.

IMG SRC="http://url.url.url/nudiepic.jpg"

And repeat for each picture.

Just don't forget to add < > :P

juju · 10-17-2003, 01:46 PM

Yes, in order to have multiple pics in a single post, you have to upload the pics to your own website and then link to them in your post. This has the added advantage of saving UT a whole bunch of money on bandwidth. Every time you attach an image, you're effectively slapping him in the face and calling him a good-for-nothing whore.

Great pics, btw. :)

DNK · 10-17-2003, 02:03 PM

Here's another reason...

GBA

DNK

Elspode · 10-17-2003, 03:22 PM

Ummm....cirrhotic liver...but where's the onions?

I would never dare slap UT for any reason, but I don't have an ftp client here at this "job" I'm working right now, so...sorry, UT.

Undertoad · 10-17-2003, 03:42 PM

Don't care about Cellar-related stuff, it's only external use of images that would really burn me up.

breakingnews · 10-17-2003, 03:49 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Elspode
Ummm....cirrhotic liver...but where's the onions?

I would never dare slap UT for any reason, but I don't have an ftp client here at this "job" I'm working right now, so...sorry, UT.

IExplorer has a built-in ftp function. Windows also has one somewhere in the C:\Windows directory (bitch to use though).

Just ftp://www.ftp.my.ass.com. Might have to enable 'Folder View' for FTP in the options - I had problems in XP for some reason until I did that.

Mmm ... liver.

DNK · 10-17-2003, 03:59 PM

Sorry about that...

GBA

DNK

xoxoxoBruce · 10-17-2003, 04:57 PM

Wow, what a cool butterfly!

Elspode · 10-17-2003, 05:46 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by DNK
Sorry about that...GBA
DNK

Much better...yum!

SteveDallas · 10-17-2003, 08:52 PM

You know what the worst part about passing out drunk and mostly naked??

There's a real danger that somebody can put a tattoo on you and you won't even notice.

Nothing But Net · 10-17-2003, 11:32 PM

I think I must be missing some point you're trying to make here.

Why the fuck would I not want to go out drinking with the woman in the first pic? She is hot and unconscious!

Chewbaccus · 10-18-2003, 12:15 AM

My roommates came home after a party smashed out their heads. It was amusing to watch the lack of motor skills on the part of one of them, as he valiantly attempted to use the keyboard and took five tries to open a bag of Oreos.

Best thing of the night was this statement of his: "Can you believe it? The Melkins...the fuckin' Florida Melkins are goin' to the fuckin' Su--Super Bowl."

Ah to be young and in control of your memory among those that aren't.

Elspode · 10-18-2003, 11:07 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Nothing But Net
I think I must be missing some point you're trying to make here.

Why the fuck would I not want to go out drinking with the woman in the first pic? She is hot and unconscious!

The point I was trying to make was that she might end up "meeting" you, NBN, and not even be aware that it had happened. (trying to put the best spin on this, you know)

Oh...and then there's that whole being passed out drunk naked on a picnic table in broad daylight, in what looks like it might be a public place, and having a "friend" take your picture and post it on the Internet.

On the other hand, she may be the kind of woman who finds this whole thing to be pretty damn cool, in which case, we *all* want her phone number, now, don't we?

10-17-2003, 01:02 PM	#1
Elspode When Do I Get Virtual Unreality? Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Raytown, Missouri Posts: 12,719	Reasons Not to Drink to Excess - NSFW! Some day, I'm going to learn to put multiple pics into a single post...anyone got a sample html "fill in the blanks" example for me to file and use? Anyway, I got four of these...I'm only posting the best two, but it was a tough call. Attached Images __________________ "To those of you who are wearing ties, I think my dad would appreciate it if you took them off." - Robert Moog

10-17-2003, 01:04 PM	#2
Elspode When Do I Get Virtual Unreality? Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Raytown, Missouri Posts: 12,719	And then there's this one... Attached Images __________________ "To those of you who are wearing ties, I think my dad would appreciate it if you took them off." - Robert Moog

10-17-2003, 02:03 PM	#5
DNK Thick skinned and I like (my wife's) Bush Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: Hotlanta, Ga Posts: 54	Here's another reason... GBA DNK __________________ "Every man thinks his burden is the heaviest" Robert Nesta Marley

10-17-2003, 03:22 PM	#6
Elspode When Do I Get Virtual Unreality? Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Raytown, Missouri Posts: 12,719	Ummm....cirrhotic liver...but where's the onions? I would never dare slap UT for any reason, but I don't have an ftp client here at this "job" I'm working right now, so...sorry, UT. __________________ "To those of you who are wearing ties, I think my dad would appreciate it if you took them off." - Robert Moog

10-17-2003, 03:59 PM	#9
DNK Thick skinned and I like (my wife's) Bush Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: Hotlanta, Ga Posts: 54	Sorry about that... GBA DNK __________________ "Every man thinks his burden is the heaviest" Robert Nesta Marley

10-17-2003, 01:46 PM	#4
juju no one of consequence Join Date: Jun 2001 Location: Arkansas Posts: 2,839	Yes, in order to have multiple pics in a single post, you have to upload the pics to your own website and then link to them in your post. This has the added advantage of saving UT a whole bunch of money on bandwidth. Every time you attach an image, you're effectively slapping him in the face and calling him a good-for-nothing whore. Great pics, btw. :)

10-17-2003, 03:42 PM	#7
Undertoad Radical Centrist Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Cottage of Prussia Posts: 31,423	Don't care about Cellar-related stuff, it's only external use of images that would really burn me up.

10-17-2003, 04:57 PM	#10
xoxoxoBruce The future is unwritten Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 71,105	Wow, what a cool butterfly! __________________ The descent of man ~ Nixon, Friedman, Reagan, Trump.

10-17-2003, 08:52 PM	#12
SteveDallas Your Bartender Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Philly Burbs, PA Posts: 7,651	You know what the worst part about passing out drunk and mostly naked?? There's a real danger that somebody can put a tattoo on you and you won't even notice.

10-17-2003, 11:32 PM	#13
Nothing But Net Professor Join Date: Sep 2001 Location: Spring, Texas Posts: 1,481	Umm, Patrick? I think I must be missing some point you're trying to make here. Why the fuck would I not want to go out drinking with the woman in the first pic? She is hot and unconscious!

10-18-2003, 12:15 AM	#14
Chewbaccus Freethinker/booter Join Date: Jan 2001 Posts: 523	My roommates came home after a party smashed out their heads. It was amusing to watch the lack of motor skills on the part of one of them, as he valiantly attempted to use the keyboard and took five tries to open a bag of Oreos. Best thing of the night was this statement of his: "Can you believe it? The Melkins...the fuckin' Florida Melkins are goin' to the fuckin' Su--Super Bowl." Ah to be young and in control of your memory among those that aren't. __________________ Like the wise man said: Of course, that's just my opinion. I could be wrong.

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