1/15/2004: Monkeys attack embassy

Undertoad · 01-15-2004, 12:32 PM

Oh but it can't be! Oh but it is: in a man-bites-dog twist, a vicious band of monkeys has attacked and invaded the Indian embassy in Nepal.

http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tmp...fp/nepal_india

They are described as "attacking staff, destroying stationery and damaging office equipment." The problem is made more difficult by a complex set of Hindu beliefs which make it roughly bad luck to harm the monkeys.

Insert your own joke about monkeys taking over government.

tjennings · 01-15-2004, 12:42 PM

Oh look, it's bring your child to pillage the government office day. I missed that one on my calendar.

zippyt · 01-15-2004, 03:58 PM

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UT said The problem is made more difficult by a complex set of Hindu beliefs which make it roughly bad luck to harm the monkeys.

Tear gas , it won't harm them just run them off , and if that don't work I think Wolf , Slang and I could clean them out with shot guns !!!!

lumberjim · 01-15-2004, 05:39 PM

those aren't monkeys, they're baboons! big nasty dog monkeys, with red asses and pointy canine teeth. don;t they have any non hindu game wardens that coould cull the population?

yet another example of some quirky religious belief fouling up the natural balance of man and beast. any hindus on here? can;t kill cows, can't kill monkeys, what do they do for fun?!

xoxoxoBruce · 01-15-2004, 07:42 PM

Kill Pakistanis.

elSicomoro · 01-15-2004, 09:09 PM

Or watch a Bollywood movie...

plthijinx · 01-15-2004, 10:08 PM

or, ahem, spank their "other" monkey.

sixfeet · 01-15-2004, 10:19 PM

"Hey, lets crap in our hands and throw it at them. I dont care how evolved you get thats still damned funny." MST3000 Line.

Went to the Sherpa and the sherpa said no more monkeys jumping on my head!

novice · 01-15-2004, 10:50 PM

Excellent Bruce!! And so deadpan.

Stonan · 01-16-2004, 10:04 AM

Supersoakers with soapy water. You're not harming them, you're just cleaning the unwashed heathens.

chrisinhouston · 01-23-2004, 05:13 PM

Found this at the BBC Images of the Week site and made me think these monkey's need to wonder "Why can't we just all get along?"

Leus · 01-27-2004, 08:30 AM

Oh, too bad it wasn't Brazil .

01-15-2004, 12:32 PM	#1
Undertoad Radical Centrist Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Cottage of Prussia Posts: 31,423	1/15/2004: Monkeys attack embassy Oh but it can't be! Oh but it is: in a man-bites-dog twist, a vicious band of monkeys has attacked and invaded the Indian embassy in Nepal. http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tmp...fp/nepal_india They are described as "attacking staff, destroying stationery and damaging office equipment." The problem is made more difficult by a complex set of Hindu beliefs which make it roughly bad luck to harm the monkeys. Insert your own joke about monkeys taking over government.

01-15-2004, 12:42 PM	#2
tjennings Belt Conveyor Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: Sioux City, IA Posts: 66	Oh look, it's bring your child to pillage the government office day. I missed that one on my calendar. __________________ No, no, you're not thinking, you're just being logical. Niels Bohr, physicist (1885-1962)

01-15-2004, 05:39 PM	#4
lumberjim I can hear my ears Join Date: Oct 2003 Posts: 25,571	those aren't monkeys, they're baboons! big nasty dog monkeys, with red asses and pointy canine teeth. don;t they have any non hindu game wardens that coould cull the population? yet another example of some quirky religious belief fouling up the natural balance of man and beast. any hindus on here? can;t kill cows, can't kill monkeys, what do they do for fun?! __________________ This body holding me reminds me of my own mortality Embrace this moment, remember We are eternal, all this pain is an illusion ~MJKeenan

01-15-2004, 10:08 PM	#7
plthijinx Master Dwellar Join Date: Aug 2003 Posts: 4,197	or, ahem, spank their "other" monkey. __________________ For your dreams to come true, you must first have a dream.

01-15-2004, 10:19 PM	#8
sixfeet Expectorant Inspector Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: 3rd rock from the sun...lol..South Carolina Posts: 31	"Hey, lets crap in our hands and throw it at them. I dont care how evolved you get thats still damned funny." MST3000 Line. Went to the Sherpa and the sherpa said no more monkeys jumping on my head! __________________ I know nothing, I am only the messenger.....

01-15-2004, 07:42 PM	#5
xoxoxoBruce The future is unwritten Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 71,105	Kill Pakistanis.

01-15-2004, 09:09 PM	#6
elSicomoro Person who doesn't update the user title Join Date: Jan 2001 Posts: 12,486	Or watch a Bollywood movie...

01-15-2004, 10:50 PM	#9
novice Ignorance is bliss and I'm orgasmic Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: perth, australia Posts: 296	Excellent Bruce!! And so deadpan.

01-16-2004, 10:04 AM	#10
Stonan Do-er of Deeds Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: Cloverdale, British Columbia, Canada, Earth, Universe #42 Posts: 41	Supersoakers with soapy water. You're not harming them, you're just cleaning the unwashed heathens. __________________ Jesus got it wrong by one letter: The Geek shall inherit the earth...

01-23-2004, 05:13 PM	#11
chrisinhouston Professor Join Date: Sep 2001 Location: Houston TX Posts: 1,857	Found this at the BBC Images of the Week site and made me think these monkey's need to wonder "Why can't we just all get along?" Attached Images

01-27-2004, 08:30 AM	#12
Leus Abecedarian Join Date: Jun 2002 Location: Chile Posts: 179	Oh, too bad it wasn't Brazil .

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