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Old 12-24-2004, 10:07 PM   #1
Troubleshooter
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One of the funniest things I've ever heard in my life.

Penn Jilette on airport security:

"You know, we have the solution on how to do all the security: Have a man and woman at each gate leading to the airplane strip. They’re stripped from the waist down, and every passenger has to lean over and lightly kiss the genitals of the person of the same sex and then have a piece of bacon. And all hijacking just goes away."

Whole thing here.
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