Poll: Guys: Anal Stimulation, yes or no?

laebedahs · 10-23-2005, 03:25 PM

This poll is by request of Brianna on The Sex Thread.

So here it comes guys: do you like anal stimulation? If you do, do you like being: licked (referred to as a "tossed salad") or penetrated? And if penetrated, by a toy or flesh?

Perry Winkle · 10-23-2005, 03:51 PM

If a girl wants to lick my asshole that is up to her. Doesn't do much for me though.

Clodfobble · 10-23-2005, 04:39 PM

For the record, having your anus licked is called "rimming." Having one's salad tossed requires actual salad dressing or another condiment to be involved.

My husband wouldn't let me near it even if I wanted to, which I don't.

Trilby · 10-23-2005, 04:46 PM

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Originally Posted by Clodfobble

Having one's salad tossed requires actual salad dressing or another condiment to be involved.

REALLY?! Well. That saves me a LOT of embarrassment right there! and, um, what would be the BEST dressing? Ranch? Bleu cheese?

Clodfobble · 10-23-2005, 04:50 PM

Hell if I know. I just used to have a gay roommate who enjoyed explaining to me the finer points of kinkiness.

laebedahs · 10-23-2005, 04:56 PM

Eh, well I stand corrected. I always thought rimming and tossing the salad were synonymous.

Correction: a Google define: search returns that it is indeed synonymous:

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# Anal-oral contact (commonly referred to as anilingus, misspelled as analingus, and colloquially known as rimming, rimjob or tossing the salad) is sexual activity involving contact between the anus or perianal areas of one person and the mouth of another. Thus, anilingus is simultaneously anal sex and oral sex.

But that's also from Wikipedia. I guess everyone has their own definitions.

Clodfobble · 10-23-2005, 08:13 PM

That's the thing about slang (and all words, really): if enough people start to use it as synonymous with rimming, then eventually that will be what the word means. Maybe we've even already hit that point as wiki indicates, I have no idea. But I know that 5 years ago, my roommate and his boyfriend would have been very disappointed had you suggested one and then performed the other.

Saddam Hussein · 10-23-2005, 08:50 PM

Though I prefer zero anal stimulation, the past 2 years have been a new experience for me.

An M16 barrel, combat boots of various armies, and a multitude of..... ah....electrical components have been introduced to my caboose.

Are they stimulating? Not in the way that you are referring, no.

When I am released my book will be published and you can all sympathize for the ol' fuzzy dictator, Saddam.

You'll have to talk to my new CIA friends about the photos of these intrusions though. You thought that Lindy pointing to one of my soldier's dick was bad?

Just imagine same assbag cramming an electrode up my ass posing for the camera. He had a W Bush mask on too.

How humiliating.

mrnoodle · 10-24-2005, 11:18 AM

Ha! You guys are cowards. You vote but don't comment.

Never did it, thought about it.

I can't stand suppositories for nausea, much less something larger. One girl has tried to stick a finger in there, and she got a bunch of dolphin noises and a nearly broken finger for her trouble.

/I can clench real hard when startled

BigV · 10-24-2005, 11:27 AM

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Originally Posted by Saddam Hussein

Though I prefer zero anal stimulation, the past 2 years have been a new experience for me.

An M16 barrel, combat boots of various armies, and a multitude of..... ah....electrical components have been introduced to my caboose.
---blip--

You forgot to mention your own head. Or maybe you did and we just couldn't hear you.

BigV · 10-24-2005, 11:33 AM

Ahh, no, but [rimshot [double rimshot]]thanks, really.

When I first became aware that this concept even existed, Angie, my date, in high school, kinda freaked me out at the suggestion of "rimjob". I had to have it explained to me. I don't know if she was just yanking my chain to see how shocked I'd be, or if I really missed my cue to a whole different world of kink. Regardless, the subject hasn't come up again outside the context of a prostate exam. And I am fine with that status quo.

lumberjim · 10-24-2005, 11:40 AM

i feel gay just reading this thread. i'm not even going to vote. yuck

Trilby · 10-24-2005, 11:45 AM

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Originally Posted by lumberjim

i feel gay just reading this thread. i'm not even going to vote. yuck

Ok. But what about all the guys I've known who were NOT gay and really, really wanted to butt-Eff ME????? HUH? that's not sorta gay????? Riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiight.

lumberjim · 10-24-2005, 12:05 PM

they only wanted to do it because they thought you'd like it. not gay. you ARE a girl.

perth · 10-24-2005, 12:46 PM

Eh, I'm kind of torn on this. What I *think* about it falls squarely into line with LJ. My girlfriend has on occasion taken a 'stab' at it. It's extremely uncomfortable, but simultaneously... thrilling. I wouldn't ask for it. I don't particularly like it. But what I do like is that my girlfriend is into me enough and trusts me enough to occasionally try something different. She keeps things interesting.

View Poll Results: Guys: Do you like receiving anal stimulation?
I like being licked (referred to as "tossing the salad")	6	28.57%
I like toys (butt plug and/or vibrators)	5	23.81%
Flesh! (an appendage?)	2	9.52%
No, but I've thought about it	5	23.81%
No way! Too gross!	6	28.57%
No way! It's wrong and is exit only!	3	14.29%
Multiple Choice Poll. Voters: 21. You may not vote on this poll

10-23-2005, 03:25 PM	#1
laebedahs Abecedarian Join Date: Oct 2005 Posts: 172	Guys: Anal Stimulation, yes or no? This poll is by request of Brianna on The Sex Thread. So here it comes guys: do you like anal stimulation? If you do, do you like being: licked (referred to as a "tossed salad") or penetrated? And if penetrated, by a toy or flesh? Last edited by laebedahs; 10-23-2005 at 04:04 PM.

10-24-2005, 11:18 AM	#9
mrnoodle bent Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: under the weather Posts: 2,656	Ha! You guys are cowards. You vote but don't comment. Never did it, thought about it. I can't stand suppositories for nausea, much less something larger. One girl has tried to stick a finger in there, and she got a bunch of dolphin noises and a nearly broken finger for her trouble. /I can clench real hard when startled __________________ Sìn a nall na cuaranan sin. -- Cha mhór is fheairrde thu iad, tha iad coltach ri cat air a dhathadh

10-24-2005, 11:33 AM	#11
BigV Goon Squad Leader Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: Seattle Posts: 27,063	Ahh, no, but [rimshot [double rimshot]]thanks, really. When I first became aware that this concept even existed, Angie, my date, in high school, kinda freaked me out at the suggestion of "rimjob". I had to have it explained to me. I don't know if she was just yanking my chain to see how shocked I'd be, or if I really missed my cue to a whole different world of kink. Regardless, the subject hasn't come up again outside the context of a prostate exam. And I am fine with that status quo. __________________ Be Just and Fear Not.

10-24-2005, 11:40 AM	#12
lumberjim I can hear my ears Join Date: Oct 2003 Posts: 25,571	i feel gay just reading this thread. i'm not even going to vote. yuck __________________ This body holding me reminds me of my own mortality Embrace this moment, remember We are eternal, all this pain is an illusion ~MJKeenan

10-23-2005, 03:51 PM	#2
Perry Winkle Esnohplad Semaj Ton Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: A little south of sanity Posts: 2,259	If a girl wants to lick my asshole that is up to her. Doesn't do much for me though.

10-23-2005, 04:39 PM	#3
Clodfobble UNDER CONDITIONAL MITIGATION Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: Austin, TX Posts: 20,012	For the record, having your anus licked is called "rimming." Having one's salad tossed requires actual salad dressing or another condiment to be involved. My husband wouldn't let me near it even if I wanted to, which I don't.

10-23-2005, 04:50 PM	#5
Clodfobble UNDER CONDITIONAL MITIGATION Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: Austin, TX Posts: 20,012	Hell if I know. I just used to have a gay roommate who enjoyed explaining to me the finer points of kinkiness.

10-23-2005, 08:13 PM	#7
Clodfobble UNDER CONDITIONAL MITIGATION Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: Austin, TX Posts: 20,012	That's the thing about slang (and all words, really): if enough people start to use it as synonymous with rimming, then eventually that will be what the word means. Maybe we've even already hit that point as wiki indicates, I have no idea. But I know that 5 years ago, my roommate and his boyfriend would have been very disappointed had you suggested one and then performed the other.

10-23-2005, 08:50 PM	#8
Saddam Hussein The CIA faked my death Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: with OBL in the White House basement Posts: 61	Though I prefer zero anal stimulation, the past 2 years have been a new experience for me. An M16 barrel, combat boots of various armies, and a multitude of..... ah....electrical components have been introduced to my caboose. Are they stimulating? Not in the way that you are referring, no. When I am released my book will be published and you can all sympathize for the ol' fuzzy dictator, Saddam. You'll have to talk to my new CIA friends about the photos of these intrusions though. You thought that Lindy pointing to one of my soldier's dick was bad? Just imagine same assbag cramming an electrode up my ass posing for the camera. He had a W Bush mask on too. How humiliating.

10-24-2005, 12:05 PM	#14
lumberjim I can hear my ears Join Date: Oct 2003 Posts: 25,571	they only wanted to do it because they thought you'd like it. not gay. you ARE a girl. __________________ This body holding me reminds me of my own mortality Embrace this moment, remember We are eternal, all this pain is an illusion ~MJKeenan

10-24-2005, 12:46 PM	#15
perth Strong Silent Type Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Fort Collins, CO Posts: 1,949	Eh, I'm kind of torn on this. What I think about it falls squarely into line with LJ. My girlfriend has on occasion taken a 'stab' at it. It's extremely uncomfortable, but simultaneously... thrilling. I wouldn't ask for it. I don't particularly like it. But what I do like is that my girlfriend is into me enough and trusts me enough to occasionally try something different. She keeps things interesting.

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