another shameless lend a hand thread

seakdivers · 12-01-2005, 01:50 AM

My husband and I have a friend who is doing a survey as a part of her dissertation for her doctorate, and she is looking for as many people as possible to take it. You dooo have to be 18 (it's not pg rated)
I thought I would completely embarrass her and make it available to all of you!

Seriously though, this is one smart woman (albeit younger & cuter than me.. damn it), and she would really appreciate the input.
She does play devil's advocate a lot, so don't assume that she's asking a silly question just to be silly.

Wolf - I think you might be working in a similar field? I'm pretty sure that in the description of the survey she describes what she does.

Thanks everyone!!

Here's the link

http://FreeOnlineSurveys.com/rendersurvey.asp?id=128848

PS - after my husband and I finished the survey we both felt fat, gay & jiggly when we run. hahaha

Troubleshooter · 12-01-2005, 09:21 AM

Done, but I'm not sure I like how some of the questions were structured.

seakdivers · 12-01-2005, 11:22 AM

Troubleshooter - I agree.
Some of the questions seemed a bit off, however, knowing Angela as well as I do, I'm 100% sure she was aware that people would feel that way.

Crazy psych students... always messin' with us!

Thanks for doing the survey!

glatt · 12-01-2005, 11:34 AM

Yeah I did it too. As a skinny heterosexual with decent self-esteem, there were a lot of questions that didn't really fit me at all. I wanted to skip some questions after I had already made a choice, but I couldn't remove my choice, just change it to another one.

BigV · 12-01-2005, 11:52 AM

This is done. I answered them all, and like the others have reported, many were inapplicable, but got the closest answer anyway.

lumberjim · 12-01-2005, 11:56 AM

i now know that i'm a big fat lesbian trapped in a big fat man's body.

I got a 92%. what'd you get?

BigV · 12-01-2005, 12:02 PM

69

Elspode · 12-01-2005, 12:04 PM

Net Nanny at work won't let me take it.

Sundae · 12-01-2005, 12:09 PM

As a yo-yo dieter in the fat phase I'm not sure whether my contradictory opinions will help. Also I admire the female form but was "persuaded" twice into threesomes that hurt me emotionally (fool me once shame on you etc). So the sexual orientation questions were hard to answer.

I'll pass it on to people I think will answer sensibly as I assume numbers are important.

Trilby · 12-01-2005, 12:17 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sundae Girl

As a yo-yo dieter in the fat phase I'm not sure whether my contradictory opinions will help. Also I admire the female form but was "persuaded" twice into threesomes that hurt me emotionally (fool me once shame on you etc). So the sexual orientation questions were hard to answer.

The parallels between us amaze me.

mrnoodle · 12-01-2005, 12:23 PM

Took it -- I felt like I was contradicting myself on some of the questions, though. Do I sometimes feel bad about myself? yeah. Do I usually feel good about myself? yeah. Do I need to lose some weight around the middle? yeah. Do I feel self-conscious about being in a locker room? not really.

I caught myself worrying about the fact that my love handles make my boxers fold over at the top. Am I gay?

Quick side story -- last night, my friend/bandmate and I had to go to Walmart to get batteries, a toilet seat, and some chapstick. That was the gayest I've felt in a long time.

You should see the video, though.

lumberjim · 12-01-2005, 01:13 PM

TRUE STORY:

one night at 4 am, i stood in line at wall mart behind two fagulas buying a gerbil habitrail, and food. that's MY 'near gay' experience.

dar512 · 12-01-2005, 02:01 PM

A friend of a friend is a doctor. He claims to have pulled so much garbage out of asses that every child born should be tattooed above the anus: "Exit Only".

seakdivers · 12-01-2005, 06:53 PM

What's a fagula?

Oh god now I am going to have to google it, just in case it's something like the goatse thing.

mrnoodle - that sounds just like my husband and his friend Wayne. A few months back they were out shopping together, pushing a baby stroller & talking about houses, kids, cooking...etc.

Very gay.

Anyhoo - thank you all for taking the survey!

limey · 12-01-2005, 08:01 PM

Dunnit. For some furrin input.

12-01-2005, 01:50 AM	#1
seakdivers Icy Queen Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: Southeast Alaska Posts: 700	another shameless lend a hand thread My husband and I have a friend who is doing a survey as a part of her dissertation for her doctorate, and she is looking for as many people as possible to take it. You dooo have to be 18 (it's not pg rated) I thought I would completely embarrass her and make it available to all of you! Seriously though, this is one smart woman (albeit younger & cuter than me.. damn it), and she would really appreciate the input. She does play devil's advocate a lot, so don't assume that she's asking a silly question just to be silly. Wolf - I think you might be working in a similar field? I'm pretty sure that in the description of the survey she describes what she does. Thanks everyone!! Here's the link http://FreeOnlineSurveys.com/rendersurvey.asp?id=128848 PS - after my husband and I finished the survey we both felt fat, gay & jiggly when we run. hahaha

12-01-2005, 09:21 AM	#2
Troubleshooter The urban Jane Goodall Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: Florida Posts: 3,012	Done, but I'm not sure I like how some of the questions were structured. __________________ I have gained this from philosophy: that I do without being commanded what others do only from fear of the law. - Aristotle

12-01-2005, 11:52 AM	#5
BigV Goon Squad Leader Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: Seattle Posts: 27,063	This is done. I answered them all, and like the others have reported, many were inapplicable, but got the closest answer anyway. __________________ Be Just and Fear Not.

12-01-2005, 11:56 AM	#6
lumberjim I can hear my ears Join Date: Oct 2003 Posts: 25,571	i now know that i'm a big fat lesbian trapped in a big fat man's body. I got a 92%. what'd you get? __________________ This body holding me reminds me of my own mortality Embrace this moment, remember We are eternal, all this pain is an illusion ~MJKeenan

12-01-2005, 12:02 PM	#7
BigV Goon Squad Leader Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: Seattle Posts: 27,063	69 __________________ Be Just and Fear Not.

12-01-2005, 11:22 AM	#3
seakdivers Icy Queen Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: Southeast Alaska Posts: 700	Troubleshooter - I agree. Some of the questions seemed a bit off, however, knowing Angela as well as I do, I'm 100% sure she was aware that people would feel that way. Crazy psych students... always messin' with us! Thanks for doing the survey!

12-01-2005, 11:34 AM	#4
glatt ™ Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: Arlington, VA Posts: 27,717	Yeah I did it too. As a skinny heterosexual with decent self-esteem, there were a lot of questions that didn't really fit me at all. I wanted to skip some questions after I had already made a choice, but I couldn't remove my choice, just change it to another one.

12-01-2005, 12:04 PM	#8
Elspode When Do I Get Virtual Unreality? Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Raytown, Missouri Posts: 12,719	Net Nanny at work won't let me take it. __________________ "To those of you who are wearing ties, I think my dad would appreciate it if you took them off." - Robert Moog

12-01-2005, 12:09 PM	#9
Sundae polaroid of perfection Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: West Yorkshire Posts: 24,185	As a yo-yo dieter in the fat phase I'm not sure whether my contradictory opinions will help. Also I admire the female form but was "persuaded" twice into threesomes that hurt me emotionally (fool me once shame on you etc). So the sexual orientation questions were hard to answer. I'll pass it on to people I think will answer sensibly as I assume numbers are important.

12-01-2005, 12:23 PM	#11
mrnoodle bent Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: under the weather Posts: 2,656	Took it -- I felt like I was contradicting myself on some of the questions, though. Do I sometimes feel bad about myself? yeah. Do I usually feel good about myself? yeah. Do I need to lose some weight around the middle? yeah. Do I feel self-conscious about being in a locker room? not really. I caught myself worrying about the fact that my love handles make my boxers fold over at the top. Am I gay? Quick side story -- last night, my friend/bandmate and I had to go to Walmart to get batteries, a toilet seat, and some chapstick. That was the gayest I've felt in a long time. You should see the video, though. __________________ Sìn a nall na cuaranan sin. -- Cha mhór is fheairrde thu iad, tha iad coltach ri cat air a dhathadh

12-01-2005, 01:13 PM	#12
lumberjim I can hear my ears Join Date: Oct 2003 Posts: 25,571	TRUE STORY: one night at 4 am, i stood in line at wall mart behind two fagulas buying a gerbil habitrail, and food. that's MY 'near gay' experience. __________________ This body holding me reminds me of my own mortality Embrace this moment, remember We are eternal, all this pain is an illusion ~MJKeenan

12-01-2005, 02:01 PM	#13
dar512 dar512 is now Pete Zicato Join Date: May 2003 Location: Chicago suburb Posts: 4,968	A friend of a friend is a doctor. He claims to have pulled so much garbage out of asses that every child born should be tattooed above the anus: "Exit Only". __________________ "Against stupidity the gods themselves contend in vain." -- Friedrich Schiller

12-01-2005, 06:53 PM	#14
seakdivers Icy Queen Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: Southeast Alaska Posts: 700	What's a fagula? Oh god now I am going to have to google it, just in case it's something like the goatse thing. mrnoodle - that sounds just like my husband and his friend Wayne. A few months back they were out shopping together, pushing a baby stroller & talking about houses, kids, cooking...etc. Very gay. Anyhoo - thank you all for taking the survey!

12-01-2005, 08:01 PM	#15
limey Encroaching on your decrees Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: An island within the south-west coast of Scotland Posts: 7,016	Dunnit. For some furrin input. __________________ Living it up on the edge ... of civilisation, within the southwest coast of

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