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09-03-2008, 12:21 PM
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We have to go back, Kate!
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Location: Yorkshire
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@ 3foot: pertinent?
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09-03-2008, 12:22 PM
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To shreds, you say?
Join Date: Aug 2004
Location: in the house and on the street-how many, many feet we meet!
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09-03-2008, 12:24 PM
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We have to go back, Kate!
Join Date: Apr 2004
Location: Yorkshire
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lol
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09-03-2008, 01:38 PM
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lobber of scimitars
Join Date: Jul 2001
Location: Phila Burbs
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Do whatever you want, dude, but ... no garlic or onions, and you probably want to avoid broccoli.
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09-03-2008, 02:11 PM
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Your Bartender
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Location: Philly Burbs, PA
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09-03-2008, 02:16 PM
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Snowflake
Join Date: Mar 2006
Location: Dystopia
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"Give me 10 shots of whiskey, I'm celebrating my first blowjob!" So the bartender pours his shots, and he slams them all down, bam! bam! bam! The bartender pours another and says "Here's one on the house, congratulations." And the guy says "No thanks, if those didn't get the taste out of my mouth, nothing will."
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09-03-2008, 02:24 PM
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Radical Centrist
Join Date: Jan 2001
Location: Cottage of Prussia
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For God's sake, put away all the porn.
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09-03-2008, 05:28 PM
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lives inside a Mobius strip
Join Date: Dec 2007
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"Keep those really easy recipes coming!" said sweetwater, the non-cook.
You might want to think about what she's doing while you are preparing the meal. Audience participation could make it more fun for her. Leave a carrot unpeeled or wine glasses empty so she can do something. And with both of you working in the kitchen it is bound to get cozy in there.
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09-03-2008, 06:25 PM
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Professor
Join Date: Dec 2006
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The Fresh is back.
So we met a week ago. The next day was a student org sponsored club party. She saw me there, remembered me from the day before and we had a good time. She was drunk, we made out, blah blah, no sex, I made sure she got home with her friends. Next couple days she let me know she wanted to get to know each other first, so I'm like yeah that's fine and we've seen each other every day since. Just to chill and hang out. It's been alright. This dinner date came about when I was talking about the dining hall food and she said playfully (she lives in the dorms) "oh so this is why we're hanging out because I can swipe you in?" and I said "no you know it's more than that. You can come to my place and have a homecooked meal anytime." "What are you gonna make me?" "That's for me to know and you to find out" "So I can look forward to dinner Sunday nite?" "You absolutely can." And I'm pretty good with a foreman grill myself. And no I don't know her allergies (though I think she'll tell me beforehand). So basically, it's like working backwards into a relationship, I guess. I'm not sure if I want a relationship with her either, but I mean I do want the potential to be there---this meal will help. |
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09-04-2008, 04:43 AM
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polaroid of perfection
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Location: West Yorkshire
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Ah, if you have already mastered grilling (I agree with Jinx - it is an art subject to occasional mis-steps) then I'd go with the grilled chicken or fish, salad, bread. Easy but classy. Like me
 I know people are suggesting that you impress her with the food, but if you keep it SIMPLE you will have more time for her. The simpler the meal, the more you will both enjoy it. I'm sure you'll have a great time anyway. You already know she finds you physically attractive. She has engineered a date in your rooms. Wash your cock. |
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09-04-2008, 10:48 AM
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changed his status to single
Join Date: Apr 2004
Location: Right behind you. No, the other side.
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09-04-2008, 08:04 AM
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We have to go back, Kate!
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Location: Yorkshire
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Seconded. |
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09-04-2008, 08:31 AM
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I hear them call the tide
Join Date: Dec 2005
Location: Perpetual Chaos
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09-04-2008, 01:45 PM
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Cleverly disguised as a responsible adult
Join Date: Jan 2001
Location: Dallas, TX
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Beware...women snoop.
Hide all your porn, stash the raincoats until needed and go through your medicine cabinet. No lice soap or nose hair clippers please. Go for extra cologne, combs, leave-on conditioner etc. Makes it look like you care about your appearance. Look at your place like your mom would. Add: lay out an artsy coffee table book and put the Executioner novels with the porn in your car truck.
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