The utterly pointless Clint Eastwood Thread - Page 4

lumberjim · 11-08-2006, 10:34 AM

huh?

mrnoodle · 11-08-2006, 10:38 AM

Understanding where you're coming from.

barefoot serpent · 11-08-2006, 10:50 AM

Clint was approached with a very lucrative contract to do an infomercial. He refused by calling it Chuck Change.

lumberjim · 11-08-2006, 11:39 AM

When Clint Eastwood was crucified, died and came back to life 3 days later, no one made a big deal out of it.

mmmmm....blasphemy-licious

dar512 · 11-08-2006, 12:35 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by lumberjim

why are you being such a dick?

It comes over me from time to time. I am under treatment and the doctors are hopeful.

Quote:

Originally Posted by lumberjim

so. you are intimating that i fear to appear weak? And by quoting some obscure putz, attempting to sound superior at the same time? Well, I certainly don't feel weak. or afraid of fearing to be seen as weak.

I thought the obscure putz made the point more succinctly than I could. I felt like your "not" was a way of not having to admit that you goofed. It's like when people give backhanded compliments -- "You look great today ... for your age." Sure, the second part is humorous. But it completely dismisses the first part. Once the second part is given, the first part is no longer a compliment.

Quote:

Originally Posted by lumberjim

In your real life, David, are you prone to taking things that are plainly meant in jest and lamely trying to condescend to the perpetrator by taking it seriously and reacting as though they are classless buffoons that meant it literally? just curious. Had you any clue, you'd understand that while I routinely appear to be a hammer, I am actually very wise and genial. It seems that you need literal explanations from people. you know me. don't pretend that you don't.

Um, let's see. There's a lot in there.

While I like to have fun and I'm widely known as a nice guy, it is true that I'm generally of a more serious nature.

I don't think you are a classless buffoon. I like and respect you, but you do have side to you that surprises me from time to time. It doesn't seem to go with the rest of you.

Pete Zicato · 09-10-2010, 09:52 AM

New evidence shows that Chuck Norris needs to ease up on the holy water.
.
.

Urbane Guerrilla · 09-10-2010, 10:39 AM

I see people straining not to believe in something higher or greater than themselves.

Is such straining a smart thing to do, or is it simply that "I see dumb people?"

Now what was it Arthur Conan Doyle said about mediocrity?

Pete Zicato · 09-10-2010, 11:23 AM

Some people have a deep and abiding faith, but also firmly believe in the separation between church and state. Some people send their kids to Catholic/Christian grade schools if they want them to have a Christian education.

Some people think that UG may be a pompous ass.

HungLikeJesus · 09-10-2010, 11:50 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DucksNuts

omgomgomgomg lj said the *c* word

I need to put that in the wiggs me out thread.

Thats strange isnt, I can swear like no other female I know and the c word still shocks me.

You mean "christian"?

I feel the same way.

jimhelm · 03-21-2013, 11:01 AM

this was fun to re read.

i was looking for something else... but this just swallowed 15 minutes of my Thursday. Where is mrnoodle now?

probably living in some compound with the other cultists.

DanaC · 03-21-2013, 01:00 PM

This has been an interesting read. It must have been during a break else I'd have commented for sure att he time, if nothing else, I'd have poted this:

Gravdigr · 03-21-2013, 02:00 PM

Clint Eastwood took a shit, and, then wiped his ass.

He looked at the toilet paper, and, right there it was...Chuck Norris' career.

11-08-2006, 10:34 AM	#46
lumberjim I can hear my ears Join Date: Oct 2003 Posts: 25,571	huh? __________________ This body holding me reminds me of my own mortality Embrace this moment, remember We are eternal, all this pain is an illusion ~MJKeenan

11-08-2006, 10:38 AM	#47
mrnoodle bent Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: under the weather Posts: 2,656	Understanding where you're coming from. __________________ Sìn a nall na cuaranan sin. -- Cha mhór is fheairrde thu iad, tha iad coltach ri cat air a dhathadh

11-08-2006, 10:50 AM	#48
barefoot serpent go ahead, abbrev. it Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: Lawrence, KS Posts: 2,623	Clint was approached with a very lucrative contract to do an infomercial. He refused by calling it Chuck Change. __________________ Chooses rowing vs. wading

11-08-2006, 11:39 AM	#49
lumberjim I can hear my ears Join Date: Oct 2003 Posts: 25,571	When Clint Eastwood was crucified, died and came back to life 3 days later, no one made a big deal out of it. mmmmm....blasphemy-licious __________________ This body holding me reminds me of my own mortality Embrace this moment, remember We are eternal, all this pain is an illusion ~MJKeenan

09-10-2010, 09:52 AM	#51
Pete Zicato Turns out my CRS is a symptom of TMB. Join Date: Jan 2010 Location: Chicago suburbs Posts: 2,916	New evidence shows that Chuck Norris needs to ease up on the holy water. . . __________________ Talk nerdy to me.

09-10-2010, 10:39 AM	#52
Urbane Guerrilla Person who doesn't update the user title Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: Southern California Posts: 6,674	I see people straining not to believe in something higher or greater than themselves. Is such straining a smart thing to do, or is it simply that "I see dumb people?" Now what was it Arthur Conan Doyle said about mediocrity? __________________ Wanna stop school shootings? End Gun-Free Zones, of course.

09-10-2010, 11:23 AM	#53
Pete Zicato Turns out my CRS is a symptom of TMB. Join Date: Jan 2010 Location: Chicago suburbs Posts: 2,916	Some people have a deep and abiding faith, but also firmly believe in the separation between church and state. Some people send their kids to Catholic/Christian grade schools if they want them to have a Christian education. Some people think that UG may be a pompous ass. __________________ Talk nerdy to me.

03-21-2013, 11:01 AM	#55
jimhelm a beautiful fool Join Date: Sep 2010 Location: 39.939705 Posts: 4,504	this was fun to re read. i was looking for something else... but this just swallowed 15 minutes of my Thursday. Where is mrnoodle now? probably living in some compound with the other cultists. __________________ There's a Shadow just behind me. Shrouding every step I take. Making every promise empty, pointing every finger at me. _tool

03-21-2013, 02:00 PM	#57
Gravdigr The Un-Tuckian Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: South Central...KY that is Posts: 39,517	Clint Eastwood took a shit, and, then wiped his ass. He looked at the toilet paper, and, right there it was...Chuck Norris' career. __________________ These statements have not been evaluated by the FDA, EPA, FBI, DEA, CDC, or FDIC. These statements are not intended to diagnose, cause, treat, cure, or prevent any disease. If you feel you have been harmed/offended by, or, disagree with any of the above statements or images, please feel free to fuck right off.

Currently Active Users Viewing This Thread: 1 (0 members and 1 guests)