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Originally Posted by Kingswood
Male or female? #1 or #2?
On second thoughts, don't answer. The mental imagery I'm getting is really gross no matter how you combine those. Eww.
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Too late! Male and both functions.
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Originally Posted by Kingswood
If you do find the identity of the perpetrator, call him or her "Bomber". 
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When the bombing target had been missed, it was usually evident by the janitor's cursing alone. Just in case, we made sure to let everyone know that the "Chinese embassy had been hit, again".