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Old 03-14-2007, 04:56 PM   #1
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On our wedding day
You gave me a ring
Gave me herpes and AIDs
I said not a thing
In spite of that we did
Have lots of fun
I don’t want a kid
Get an abortion

Lovingly,
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Old 03-14-2007, 06:17 PM   #2
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On our wedding day
You gave me a ring
Gave me herpes and AIDs
I said not a thing
In spite of that we did
Have lots of fun
I don’t want a kid
Get an abortion

Lovingly,
Freakin' hilarious!! Straight and to the point.
Reminds me of something my buddy said to me, he was like "if she's gonna be like 'Tony, I think I'm...' then I'll just punch her in the stomach no questions asked." Except what he said was way worse... but still funny in my opinion.
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Old 03-14-2007, 08:04 PM   #3
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Freakin' hilarious!! Straight and to the point.
Reminds me of something my buddy said to me, he was like "if she's gonna be like 'Tony, I think I'm...' then I'll just punch her in the stomach no questions asked." Except what he said was way worse... but still funny in my opinion.
Our rough sex had you
bent over knees
your pregnant?
*left jab* to the ovaries.
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Old 03-14-2007, 10:11 PM   #4
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Our rough sex had you
bent over knees
your pregnant?
*left jab* to the ovaries.
dude how do u write this stuff its ridiculously funny to me
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Old 03-15-2007, 09:22 AM   #5
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dude how do u write this stuff its ridiculously funny to me
I'm just naturally ridiculous?
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