Oh SO Busted !!

zippyt · 06-22-2007, 09:40 PM

We own some land on the Spring river here in Arkansas ( above Hardy ), Every 3 months I have to drive close by ( to Mountin Home ) to check a customers scales ( its a rubber plant , NASTY PLACE ) ,
today every thing went SMOOTH so I was out of there by 1pm , well since I skipped lunch and it IS Friday and there was nothing else for me to do work wise I desided to run on down to the river and eat lunch on this island that we hang out on , I was sitting there enjoying the view eating my lunch , wishing that I had brought a swim suit because it was a hot day ( 90+ ) and the river is spring feed and it is COOL ( some say COLD ) , and well I sat there for over an hour and saw only 1 canoe go by ( unuseual as this river is PACKED on the weekend ) , so I thought to my self " Self , if you go over to that side shute where there is a wide spot and tree cover you SHould be able to get in a quick UNDISTURBED dip " .
So I went to the side shute with the wide spot and the tree cover , took off my work clother , as I was standing there in my underware I desided " F This " and took them off as well ,
I stepped in to the water "AHH "

,
walked to where it was about mid thigh deep " AHHHHHH

" ,
Layed back in the COOL water " AHHHHHHHHHH

"
so there I was just floating on my back , eyes closed , birds chirping , water babbeling , letting the HOT just soak out of me , stupid grin on my face when all of the sudden I hear this female voice say
" OH MY GOD !!!"

My eyes SNAP open , and what do I see but 2 Pretty collage age chicks in bikinis , beers in hand and SHOCKED expressions !!!
I smiled and waved ( what else could I do ??)

they turned RED faced and BOLTED !!!
When I got dried off and back in my clothes they were still on the island , with their party , pointing and talking in hushed tones , all the dudes had grins on their faces , I just smiled and waved .
Intresting afternoon !!!!!!

Aliantha · 06-22-2007, 10:48 PM

Haha...that's a funny story. I needed a laugh today after the several too many drinks I had last night.

Didn't we have a skinny dipping thread around here somewhere?

lumberjim · 06-22-2007, 10:58 PM

and now you have the beginning of a scene that will replay in the shower every morning for you. just add a dash of nympho-ness to the college girls, and voila! you're off and running.

Sundae · 06-23-2007, 06:08 AM

Great story! Those girls will be telling it for years to come

You should have stood up in all your naked glory and shouted, "GET ORFA MY LAAAAAAND!" and then did a little willy dance for good measure.

Spexxvet · 06-23-2007, 10:53 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by zippyt

...I hear this female voice say
" OH MY GOD !!!"

....

What, they've never seen one that big?

Griff · 06-23-2007, 12:54 PM

Dude that is some funny shit!

HungLikeJesus · 06-23-2007, 01:12 PM

You should make some signs saying "Spring River Nudist Colony" and post them around the island. Maybe you can get some company.

TheMercenary · 06-23-2007, 01:21 PM

Sounds like a perfect day to me.. minus the dudes.

richlevy · 06-23-2007, 04:07 PM

The late Richard Jeni, one of my favorite comedians, once did a skit about the difference between what happens when a drunken woman accidentally walks into the men's room and a drunken man accidentally walks into the ladies room.

The point being, if it had been a naked woman floating on her back and two college guys on the bank, they probably wouldn't have run away, unless it was to bring back lawn chairs and beer.

zippyt · 06-23-2007, 07:55 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sundae Girl

You should have stood up in all your naked glory and shouted, "GET ORFA MY LAAAAAAND!" and then did a little willy dance for good measure.

AHHHHH !!!! Do you have ANY idea what burbin and coke feels like squirting thru your nose ???!?!?!?!??!

As I was driveing home I thought that I should have just picked up my stuff and walked Bare assed to my truck !!

Quote:

You should make some signs saying "Spring River Nudist Colony" and post them around the island. Maybe you can get some company.

I'll have to give THAT a try !!!!

HungLikeJesus · 06-23-2007, 07:58 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by richlevy

The late Richard Jeni, one of my favorite comedians, once did a skit about the difference between what happens when a drunken woman accidentally walks into the men's room and a drunken man accidentally walks into the ladies room.

The point being, if it had been a naked woman floating on her back and two college guys on the bank, they probably wouldn't have run away, unless it was to bring back lawn chairs and beer.

If I saw a naked woman floating in the water, I'd assume she was drowning, and see what I could do to help.

Urbane Guerrilla · 06-25-2007, 04:23 AM

"...though he let go the hat,
The hat did not fall.

Miracle."

Folksingers have set this hoary old poem to music, about twenty years ago now.

06-22-2007, 09:40 PM	#1
zippyt LONG LIVE KING ZIPPY! per Feetz Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Arkansas Posts: 7,661	Oh SO Busted !! We own some land on the Spring river here in Arkansas ( above Hardy ), Every 3 months I have to drive close by ( to Mountin Home ) to check a customers scales ( its a rubber plant , NASTY PLACE ) , today every thing went SMOOTH so I was out of there by 1pm , well since I skipped lunch and it IS Friday and there was nothing else for me to do work wise I desided to run on down to the river and eat lunch on this island that we hang out on , I was sitting there enjoying the view eating my lunch , wishing that I had brought a swim suit because it was a hot day ( 90+ ) and the river is spring feed and it is COOL ( some say COLD ) , and well I sat there for over an hour and saw only 1 canoe go by ( unuseual as this river is PACKED on the weekend ) , so I thought to my self " Self , if you go over to that side shute where there is a wide spot and tree cover you SHould be able to get in a quick UNDISTURBED dip " . So I went to the side shute with the wide spot and the tree cover , took off my work clother , as I was standing there in my underware I desided " F This " and took them off as well , I stepped in to the water "AHH " , walked to where it was about mid thigh deep " AHHHHHH " , Layed back in the COOL water " AHHHHHHHHHH " so there I was just floating on my back , eyes closed , birds chirping , water babbeling , letting the HOT just soak out of me , stupid grin on my face when all of the sudden I hear this female voice say " OH MY GOD !!!" My eyes SNAP open , and what do I see but 2 Pretty collage age chicks in bikinis , beers in hand and SHOCKED expressions !!! I smiled and waved ( what else could I do ??) they turned RED faced and BOLTED !!! When I got dried off and back in my clothes they were still on the island , with their party , pointing and talking in hushed tones , all the dudes had grins on their faces , I just smiled and waved . Intresting afternoon !!!!!! __________________ "Success is getting what you want. Happiness is wanting what you get. " Brother Dave Gardner

06-22-2007, 10:48 PM	#2
Aliantha trying hard to be a better person Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Brisbane, Australia Posts: 16,493	Haha...that's a funny story. I needed a laugh today after the several too many drinks I had last night. Didn't we have a skinny dipping thread around here somewhere? __________________ Kind words are the music of the world. F. W. Faber

06-22-2007, 10:58 PM	#3
lumberjim I can hear my ears Join Date: Oct 2003 Posts: 25,571	and now you have the beginning of a scene that will replay in the shower every morning for you. just add a dash of nympho-ness to the college girls, and voila! you're off and running. __________________ This body holding me reminds me of my own mortality Embrace this moment, remember We are eternal, all this pain is an illusion ~MJKeenan

06-23-2007, 06:08 AM	#4
Sundae polaroid of perfection Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: West Yorkshire Posts: 24,185	Great story! Those girls will be telling it for years to come You should have stood up in all your naked glory and shouted, "GET ORFA MY LAAAAAAND!" and then did a little willy dance for good measure. __________________ Life's hard you know, so strike a pose on a Cadillac

06-23-2007, 12:54 PM	#6
Griff still says videotape Join Date: Feb 2001 Posts: 26,813	Dude that is some funny shit! __________________ If you would only recognize that life is hard, things would be so much easier for you. - Louis D. Brandeis

06-23-2007, 01:12 PM	#7
HungLikeJesus Only looks like a disaster tourist Join Date: Feb 2007 Location: above 7,000 feet Posts: 7,208	You should make some signs saying "Spring River Nudist Colony" and post them around the island. Maybe you can get some company. __________________ Keep Your Bodies Off My Lawn SteveDallas's Random Thread Picker.

06-23-2007, 01:21 PM	#8
TheMercenary “Hypocrisy: prejudice with a halo” Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: Savannah, Georgia Posts: 21,393	Sounds like a perfect day to me.. minus the dudes. __________________ Anyone but the this most fuked up President in History in 2012!

06-23-2007, 04:07 PM	#9
richlevy King Of Wishful Thinking Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Philadelphia Suburbs Posts: 6,669	The late Richard Jeni, one of my favorite comedians, once did a skit about the difference between what happens when a drunken woman accidentally walks into the men's room and a drunken man accidentally walks into the ladies room. The point being, if it had been a naked woman floating on her back and two college guys on the bank, they probably wouldn't have run away, unless it was to bring back lawn chairs and beer. __________________ Exercise your rights and remember your obligations - VOTE! I have always believed that hope is that stubborn thing inside us that insists, despite all the evidence to the contrary, that something better awaits us so long as we have the courage to keep reaching, to keep working, to keep fighting. -- Barack Hussein Obama

06-25-2007, 04:23 AM	#12
Urbane Guerrilla Person who doesn't update the user title Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: Southern California Posts: 6,674	"...though he let go the hat, The hat did not fall. Miracle." Folksingers have set this hoary old poem to music, about twenty years ago now. __________________ Wanna stop school shootings? End Gun-Free Zones, of course.

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