Planet Mars - Page 2

bluecuracao · 08-07-2007, 08:55 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by yesman065

Ha freakin ha ha - Anyway this leads me to ask - how do I delete a thread?

I am SO glad you started this thread--I really needed a good belly laugh today!!

yesman065 · 08-08-2007, 07:53 AM

LJ - its my MOM!

Griff · 08-08-2007, 08:56 AM

FROM: Mr. Ben Ahore
Central Bank of Nigeria
Lagos, Nigeria
[Phone Number]

TO: Dupe
Address

Dear Sir:

I have been requested by the Nigerian National Petroleum Company to contact you for assistance in resolving a matter. The Nigerian National Petroleum Company has recently concluded a large number of contracts for oil exploration in the sub-Sahara region. The contracts have immediately produced moneys equalling US$40,000,000. The Nigerian National Petroleum Company is desirous of oil exploration in other parts of the world, however, because of certain regulations of the Nigerian Government, it is unable to move these funds to another region.

You assistance is requested as a non-Nigerian citizen to assist the Nigerian National Petroleum Company, and also the Central Bank of Nigeria, in moving these funds out of Nigeria. If the funds can be transferred to your name, in your United States account, then you can forward the funds as directed by the Nigerian National Petroleum Company. In exchange for your accomodating services, the Nigerian National Petroleum Company would agree to allow you to retain 10%, or US$4 million of this amount.

However, to be a legitimate transferee of these moneys according to Nigerian law, you must presently be a depositor of at least US$100,000 in a Nigerian bank which is regulated by the Central Bank of Nigeria.

If it will be possible for you to assist us, we would be most grateful. We suggest that you meet with us in person in Lagos, and that during your visit I introduce you to the representatives of the Nigerian National Petroleum Company, as well as with certain officials of the Central Bank of Nigeria.

Please call me at your earliest convenience at [Phone Number]. Time is of the essence in this matter; very quickly the Nigerian Government will realize that the Central Bank is maintaining this amount on deposit, and attempt to levy certain depository taxes on it.

Yours truly, etc.

Ben Ahore

yesman065 · 08-08-2007, 11:10 AM

*Update* Told mom on phone that I'm getting railed for posting this bad info from her.... She laughed her butt off - told me she'd *wink* never do it again - - I's be tinkin mom knew wut she did.

Ammo please - not pornographic tho - it is my mom after all.

Shawnee123 · 08-08-2007, 11:12 AM

Tell her that pop rocks and coca-cola killed Mikey.

Rexmons · 08-08-2007, 12:55 PM

maybe your mom heard about this and confused it with the hoax myth???

yesman065 · 08-08-2007, 01:03 PM

I'm not in a trusting mood at the moment

I'll just smile and keep on keepin on

Rexmons · 08-08-2007, 01:04 PM

lol it's from nasa dude.

yesman065 · 08-08-2007, 01:19 PM

Uh huh - I believe you - no prob.

Shawnee123 · 08-08-2007, 02:27 PM

Send her something with this thing from Snopes. It's actually believable unless you know the story.

yesman065 · 08-08-2007, 10:19 PM

Thanks S123 - I'll work on it -

08-08-2007, 08:56 AM	#18
Griff still says videotape Join Date: Feb 2001 Posts: 26,813	send her name to this guy FROM: Mr. Ben Ahore Central Bank of Nigeria Lagos, Nigeria [Phone Number] TO: Dupe Address Dear Sir: I have been requested by the Nigerian National Petroleum Company to contact you for assistance in resolving a matter. The Nigerian National Petroleum Company has recently concluded a large number of contracts for oil exploration in the sub-Sahara region. The contracts have immediately produced moneys equalling US$40,000,000. The Nigerian National Petroleum Company is desirous of oil exploration in other parts of the world, however, because of certain regulations of the Nigerian Government, it is unable to move these funds to another region. You assistance is requested as a non-Nigerian citizen to assist the Nigerian National Petroleum Company, and also the Central Bank of Nigeria, in moving these funds out of Nigeria. If the funds can be transferred to your name, in your United States account, then you can forward the funds as directed by the Nigerian National Petroleum Company. In exchange for your accomodating services, the Nigerian National Petroleum Company would agree to allow you to retain 10%, or US$4 million of this amount. However, to be a legitimate transferee of these moneys according to Nigerian law, you must presently be a depositor of at least US$100,000 in a Nigerian bank which is regulated by the Central Bank of Nigeria. If it will be possible for you to assist us, we would be most grateful. We suggest that you meet with us in person in Lagos, and that during your visit I introduce you to the representatives of the Nigerian National Petroleum Company, as well as with certain officials of the Central Bank of Nigeria. Please call me at your earliest convenience at [Phone Number]. Time is of the essence in this matter; very quickly the Nigerian Government will realize that the Central Bank is maintaining this amount on deposit, and attempt to levy certain depository taxes on it. Yours truly, etc. Ben Ahore __________________ If you would only recognize that life is hard, things would be so much easier for you. - Louis D. Brandeis

08-08-2007, 11:12 AM	#20
Shawnee123 Why, you're a regular Alfred E Einstein, ain't ya? Join Date: Jun 2006 Posts: 21,206	Tell her that pop rocks and coca-cola killed Mikey. __________________ A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones who need the advice. --Bill Cosby

08-08-2007, 12:55 PM	#21
Rexmons - Kavkaz United - Join Date: May 2007 Posts: 613	maybe your mom heard about this and confused it with the hoax myth??? __________________ "Life's a bitch but God forbid the bitch divorce me..."

08-08-2007, 01:04 PM	#23
Rexmons - Kavkaz United - Join Date: May 2007 Posts: 613	lol it's from nasa dude. __________________ "Life's a bitch but God forbid the bitch divorce me..."

08-08-2007, 02:27 PM	#25
Shawnee123 Why, you're a regular Alfred E Einstein, ain't ya? Join Date: Jun 2006 Posts: 21,206	Send her something with this thing from Snopes. It's actually believable unless you know the story. __________________ A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones who need the advice. --Bill Cosby

08-08-2007, 07:53 AM	#17
yesman065 Banned - Self Imposed Join Date: Dec 2005 Posts: 1,847	LJ - its my MOM!

08-08-2007, 11:10 AM	#19
yesman065 Banned - Self Imposed Join Date: Dec 2005 Posts: 1,847	Update Told mom on phone that I'm getting railed for posting this bad info from her.... She laughed her butt off - told me she'd wink never do it again - - I's be tinkin mom knew wut she did. Ammo please - not pornographic tho - it is my mom after all.

08-08-2007, 01:03 PM	#22
yesman065 Banned - Self Imposed Join Date: Dec 2005 Posts: 1,847	I'm not in a trusting mood at the moment I'll just smile and keep on keepin on

08-08-2007, 01:19 PM	#24
yesman065 Banned - Self Imposed Join Date: Dec 2005 Posts: 1,847	Uh huh - I believe you - no prob.

08-08-2007, 10:19 PM	#26
yesman065 Banned - Self Imposed Join Date: Dec 2005 Posts: 1,847	Thanks S123 - I'll work on it -

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