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11-03-2007, 05:08 AM
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Bitchy Little Brat
Join Date: Sep 2005
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Confucius say....
Classics or create your own.
Confucius say..."Better to sleep with old hen than pullet." |
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11-03-2007, 12:29 PM
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I can hear my ears
Join Date: Oct 2003
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man who pull out too quickly leave rubber
woman who fly upside down have crack up
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11-03-2007, 03:38 PM
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Radical Centrist
Join Date: Jan 2001
Location: Cottage of Prussia
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woman who confuse defecation urge with contractions, have number-one son
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11-03-2007, 03:47 PM
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I can hear my ears
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wouldn't that be number two?
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This body holding me reminds me of my own mortality Embrace this moment, remember We are eternal, all this pain is an illusion ~MJKeenan |
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11-03-2007, 03:58 PM
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Radical Centrist
Join Date: Jan 2001
Location: Cottage of Prussia
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guh my fuggup
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11-05-2007, 12:12 AM
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Larger than life and twice as ugly.
Join Date: Apr 2004
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man who sleep with girl on hill, not on level
man with five penises wear pants that fit like glove
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We must all go through a rite of passage. It must be physical, it must be painful, and it must leave a mark. I have no knowledge of the events which you are describing, and if I did have knowledge of them, I would be unable to discuss them with you now or at any future period.   Don't waste your time always searching for those wasted years |
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11-05-2007, 12:58 AM
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trying hard to be a better person
Join Date: Jan 2006
Location: Brisbane, Australia
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Confucius say....
woman who argue with Radar is on collision course.
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11-05-2007, 12:59 AM
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lobber of scimitars
Join Date: Jul 2001
Location: Phila Burbs
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Confucious say...
Confucius also say, spell my name right, d*mn it! ^^^^^^^^^ Confucius say... The end of the day is near when small men make long shadows. Confucius say... Passionate kiss, like spider web, lead to undoing of fly. Confucius say... He who stand on toilet high on pot. Confucius say... Better to be pissed off than pissed on. Confucius say... He who walk through airport door sideways going to Bangkok. Confucius say... Boy who go to sleep with stiff problem wake up with solution in hand. Confucius say... It not sanitary when woman cook carrots & peas [pees] in same pot. Confucius say... Man with hole in pocket feel cocky all day long. Confucius say... Couple on 7 day honeymoon make whole week. Confucius say... Girl who sit on jockeys lap get hot tip. Confucius say... Girl who sit on Judge's lap get honourable discharge. Confucius say... Butcher who back into meat grinder get a little behind in his orders. Confucius say... He who live in Glass house, dress in basement! Confucius say... Man who stand on street corner with hands in pockets, not feeling crazy, feeling nuts. Confucius say... Man who shoot off mouth, must expect to lose face. Confucius say... Man who snort coke get bubbles up nose. (*groan*) Confucius say... Man with big mouth beware of foot. Confucius say... Man who fart in church, sit in own pew. Confucius say... Man who fly upside down have crack up. Confucius say... Man who leap off cliff jump to conclusion. Confucius say... Man who make love on side of hill not on level. Confucius say... Shallow woman like man with short temper. Confucius say... Man under wheelbarrow playing with tool, not necessarily mechanic. Confucius say... House without bathroom is uncanny. Confucius say... Foolish man give wife grand piano. Wise man give wife upright organ. Confucius say... He who eat many prunes sit on can for many moons. Confucius say... Man with bitchy wife wake up with itchy trigger-finger. Confucius say... Man who sits on stool smells like shit. Confucius say... Man with tight trousers is pressing his luck. Confucius say... He who throw dirt is losing ground Confucius say... He who fishes in others' holes often catches crabs. Confucius say... People who live in stone houses shouldn't throw glasses.
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11-05-2007, 03:11 AM
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Larger than life and twice as ugly.
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Confucius say...
Man who go to sleep with itchy ass wake up with smelly finger. Confucius say... 69 is not steamed vegetables with beef.
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We must all go through a rite of passage. It must be physical, it must be painful, and it must leave a mark. I have no knowledge of the events which you are describing, and if I did have knowledge of them, I would be unable to discuss them with you now or at any future period. Don't waste your time always searching for those wasted years |
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11-05-2007, 09:29 AM
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Makes some feel uncomfortable
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Confucious say...
He who eat jelly beans fart in technicolor
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11-05-2007, 09:50 AM
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why so serious
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11-05-2007, 02:21 PM
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Looking forward to open mic night.
Join Date: Oct 2006
Location: New Mexico
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Confucius say:
Lao Tzu is such a loser, where is that windbag?
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Show me a sane man, and I will cure him for you.- Carl Jung 
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11-06-2007, 01:54 PM
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has left the building.
Join Date: Aug 2006
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.....man with hands in pocket not always looking for change.
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