He was pissed

Cloud · 01-09-2008, 09:06 AM

wait . . . they got back together?!!

ZenGum · 01-09-2008, 09:24 AM

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Shawnee123 · 01-09-2008, 10:22 AM

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Originally Posted by Cloud

wait . . . they got back together?!!

Oh for pete's sake. Maybe it's my lack of perseverance that keeps me from a successful relationship...dude mails me a cow head and I'm out of there.

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Originally Posted by msnbc

Fife, 31, of Hunker, was sentenced Friday to a program for first-time offenders in which he must complete two years of probation and 50 hours of community service. If he successfully finishes the program, his record will be cleared.

Fife and his wife, who have a young child, later reconciled, Hilles said

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Judge: Mr Fife, is this the first time you've mailed an animal's cranium to a spouse?

Fife: Yes sir.

Judge: OK, you're sentenced to 50 hours of picking trash out of the ditch. Court is adjourned.

Mrs Fife: I love you, you cowhead sending freakazoid.

Mr Fife: I love you too, you cheating witch.

Baby Fife: I don't stand a chance.

lookout123 · 01-09-2008, 10:33 AM

strangely enough our long lost dwellar cowhead made an appearance yesterday.

ZenGum · 01-09-2008, 10:37 AM

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Originally Posted by lookout123

strangely enough our long lost dwellar cowhead made an appearance yesterday.

That is very very weird. Thanks for noticing, and pointing it out.

01-09-2008, 09:06 AM	#1
Cloud ... Join Date: Feb 2007 Posts: 8,360	wait . . . they got back together?!! __________________ "Guard your honor. Let your reputation fall where it will. And outlive the bastards!"

01-09-2008, 09:24 AM	#2
ZenGum Doctor Wtf Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: Badelaide, Baustralia Posts: 12,861	[advertising voiceover] A severed cow's head. Because sometimes flowers just aren't enough. [/voiceover] __________________ Shut up and hug. MoreThanPretty, Nov 5, 2008. Just because I'm nominally polite, does not make me a pussy. Sundae Girl.

01-09-2008, 10:33 AM	#4
lookout123 changed his status to single Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: Right behind you. No, the other side. Posts: 10,308	strangely enough our long lost dwellar cowhead made an appearance yesterday. __________________ Getting knocked down is no sin, it's not getting back up that's the sin

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