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Old 01-21-2008, 09:13 AM   #16
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Meh - for me the whole chart is enjoyable as long as it's good sex.
(Although I guess the real extremes would be a bit freaky at first sight).

I think I'm confused about circumference, or perhaps just inches - I always thought that the rule was half circumference to length was an ideal proportion, but from the chart I guess I've misremembered that rule!
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Old 01-21-2008, 10:33 AM   #17
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Sorry, can't hold out any longer...

wtf is this Ladie's business?
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Old 01-21-2008, 10:37 AM   #18
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[quote=Sundae Girl;426105]Meh - for me the whole chart is enjoyable as long as it's good sex.
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Here, here!!
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Old 01-21-2008, 12:34 PM   #19
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wtf is this Ladie's business?
"That's no lady, that's my . . . " oh, sorry.
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Old 01-21-2008, 09:20 PM   #20
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Here's some Ladies' business:

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Old 01-21-2008, 10:48 PM   #21
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Here, here!!
Where, where!!
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Old 01-23-2008, 11:34 AM   #22
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Average works for me. Too big and I either gag or scream with pain (depending on where it's going). Too small and it's difficult to work with.
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Old 01-23-2008, 12:13 PM   #23
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I found this unattributed chart on the net.
Rocky Rococo, at your cervix.

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Old 01-23-2008, 02:25 PM   #24
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Where, where!!
There, there!
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Old 01-23-2008, 03:23 PM   #25
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Average works for me. Too big and I either gag or scream with pain (depending on where it's going). Too small and it's difficult to work with.

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Old 01-23-2008, 11:49 PM   #26
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An old saying goes..........

"It's not the wand that makes the magic, it's the magician behind the wand"
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Old 01-24-2008, 09:01 AM   #27
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Rocky Rococo, at your cervix.


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Old 01-25-2008, 02:10 PM   #28
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I like a tall, 3 shot Americano, and lots of room for half and half. I need a to go cup because I'm always on the run, so the 16 oz. is fine.
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Old 01-25-2008, 03:15 PM   #29
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16 oz, huh? this could take a while.
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Old 01-27-2008, 09:49 AM   #30
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the wife claims this isn't true.
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