Do y'all like Piña Coladas? - Page 3

Trilby · 08-29-2008, 07:52 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by wolf

Thus far, the only people I see who claim to have Fibromyalgia definitely have Borderline Personality Disorder.

As ever, wolf hits the sweet spot.

Cloud · 08-29-2008, 07:58 PM

I really like pina coladas.

wish I had one right now.

don't like the song.

Sundae · 09-01-2008, 10:00 AM

A friend of mine used to claim (not seriously) that Pina Colada translated as Penis Colossus.

The same guy used to make up his own lyrics to The Happy Wanderer, which is played by an ice-cream van round here and it drives me crazy. I'm walking down the street and all I can hear in my head is:
My nutsack on your flaps
or
My japs eye in your crack
or
similarly Beavis & Butthead lines

xoxoxoBruce · 09-01-2008, 11:48 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by wolf

Thus far, the only people I see who claim to have Fibromyalgia definitely have Borderline Personality Disorder.

I'll have you know my personality disorder, is definitely not borderline.

wolf · 09-01-2008, 01:03 PM

I'm fairly sure that satyriasis is not listed in the Big Book o' Crazy as a personality disorder.

In you, I'd consider it an asset.

SamIam · 09-01-2008, 01:30 PM

If we're talking about songs that breed fear and loathing, I vote for "Afternoon Delight." It flooded the airwaves when it first came out, and everytime I heard it, I switched to the classical music station. Nothing like a little Vivaldi to calm the nerves.

Oh, and for you young 'uns, here's a sample of the lyrics:

Started out this morning feeling so polite
I always though a fish could not be caught who wouldn't bite
But you've got some bait a waitin' and I think I might try nibbling
A little afternoon delight.

sweetwater · 09-01-2008, 08:25 PM

::singing softly to myself::

If You Like Erik Estrada...

footfootfoot · 09-01-2008, 08:53 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by wolf

I'm fairly sure that satyriasis is not listed in the Big Book o' Crazy as a personality disorder.

In you, I'd consider it an asset.

I have been missing you and the tears of laughter you induce.

Urbane Guerrilla · 09-02-2008, 02:09 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by wolf

Allergy to coconut, so I've never had one.

I do like pineapples, and rum, though.

Unlike most of the rest of the world, I do like the song, though.

Bought the album because of it, back in the 70s.

And replaced it on CD.

Because I liked the rest of the album.

I probably shouldn't have admitted to that.

This ought to be recast so it scans to "Lime In The Coconut." Allergy to coconut, never had one...

08-29-2008, 07:58 PM	#32
Cloud ... Join Date: Feb 2007 Posts: 8,360	I really like pina coladas. wish I had one right now. don't like the song. __________________ "Guard your honor. Let your reputation fall where it will. And outlive the bastards!"

09-01-2008, 01:03 PM	#35
wolf lobber of scimitars Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Phila Burbs Posts: 20,774	I'm fairly sure that satyriasis is not listed in the Big Book o' Crazy as a personality disorder. In you, I'd consider it an asset. __________________ wolf eht htiw og "Conspiracies are the norm, not the exception." --G. Edward Griffin The Creature from Jekyll Island High Priestess of the Church of the Whale Penis

09-01-2008, 08:25 PM	#37
sweetwater lives inside a Mobius strip Join Date: Dec 2007 Posts: 1,120	::singing softly to myself:: If You Like Erik Estrada... __________________ I knew I shoulda taken that left turn at Albuquerque! - Bugs Bunny

09-01-2008, 10:00 AM	#33
Sundae polaroid of perfection Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: West Yorkshire Posts: 24,185	A friend of mine used to claim (not seriously) that Pina Colada translated as Penis Colossus. The same guy used to make up his own lyrics to The Happy Wanderer, which is played by an ice-cream van round here and it drives me crazy. I'm walking down the street and all I can hear in my head is: My nutsack on your flaps or My japs eye in your crack or similarly Beavis & Butthead lines

09-01-2008, 01:30 PM	#36
SamIam Registered User Join Date: Jun 2007 Location: Not here Posts: 2,655	If we're talking about songs that breed fear and loathing, I vote for "Afternoon Delight." It flooded the airwaves when it first came out, and everytime I heard it, I switched to the classical music station. Nothing like a little Vivaldi to calm the nerves. Oh, and for you young 'uns, here's a sample of the lyrics: Started out this morning feeling so polite I always though a fish could not be caught who wouldn't bite But you've got some bait a waitin' and I think I might try nibbling A little afternoon delight.

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