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Old 10-03-2008, 04:02 PM   #46
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That's not fair, I have a 1600x1200 monitor.

Let me resize to 800x600. Ah.
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Old 10-03-2008, 04:28 PM   #47
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I guess I am doing ok at 8 inches. Not impressive but it gets the job done.
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Old 10-03-2008, 04:38 PM   #48
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No fair!

I have a 640x480 display, it doesn't fit.

Let me resize (and rotate)--Ah, (3840x1024) better.
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Old 10-03-2008, 04:47 PM   #49
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Do I start at the bottom or the top?

Male pride compels me to deny that it fits the screen or paper.

And how do I compensate for the curve?
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Old 10-03-2008, 07:22 PM   #50
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I just saw labber's chart...there's no such thing as a high average....It's either average or it is not........
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Old 10-03-2008, 07:38 PM   #51
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If it does not fit, you must acquit.
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Old 10-03-2008, 08:22 PM   #52
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If it does not fit, I must spit?
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Old 10-03-2008, 08:28 PM   #53
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I think we need pics so we can make sure you're all holding the chart correctly.
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Old 10-03-2008, 08:41 PM   #54
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Well, If you need help....






someone else can do it...
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Old 10-03-2008, 08:49 PM   #55
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I think we need pics so we can make sure you're all holding the chart correctly.

I heartily and joyfully second this motion. Especially since really, that's what I had in mind in the first place. . .
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Old 10-03-2008, 11:01 PM   #56
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Red says he'll go first:
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Old 10-03-2008, 11:06 PM   #57
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Old 10-04-2008, 06:43 AM   #58
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I guess I am doing ok at 8 inches. Not impressive but it gets the job done.
Now to me, 8" is BIG.
My evil ex was that big and when we went through one of our usual on and off periods, I' d always be amazed when I went back to him. He was just so much bigger than any other man I slept with and would always make me bleed the first time we had sex.

I dunno, maybe I've been "unlucky". Then again I prefer an average sized penis - gives you a wider range of options for positions. And a man with a small penis is actually preferable for anal or oral. And after all, it's all about the gardener, not about the tool. If I find a man attractive I will want to have sex with him. I certainly would not be put off by a lack of inches.

(Well I was once, with a man who had a long but very very thin penis - but I was already losing interest by the time we progressed that far, and it was the final pencil in the coffin. Nail I mean.)
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Old 10-04-2008, 06:56 AM   #59
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mmm. D wasn't exactly well-endowed... which only started to bother me when I'd already had enough :P I never thought size mattered before.

8 = too big.
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Old 10-04-2008, 08:14 AM   #60
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Why Dana... you insatiable beyotch, you.
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