The Sex Thread - Page 75

classicman · 10-30-2008, 02:56 PM

and SERIOUS pain begins

Treasenuak · 10-31-2008, 08:13 AM

Well, once again I'm home alone for the weekend... after a round of HOT steamy sex last night, the housemate is off to his mother's for the weekend for her birthday. I gotta say... he may be more than a little older than me (there's a 15-year span between our ages), but there is DEFINITELY something to be said for experience. The QUANTITY may not be the best I've ever had, but believe you me, the QUALITY sure as hell IS!

TheMercenary · 10-31-2008, 08:46 AM

Smoke em if you got em.

Treasenuak · 10-31-2008, 08:52 AM

Honestly, personal preference, I LIKE gentlemen (and ladies) in that age range. Most of the drama and bullshit is over and done with (understand, I'm generalizing), and they've got their heads on pretty straight. That, plus I've NEVER really been able to get along with people in my age demographic. -shrugs-

limey · 10-31-2008, 04:22 PM

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Originally Posted by TheMercenary

The problem with the technique is that the endorphins prevent the pain impulses from signaling that there is a problem developing, by the time synaptic completion is accomplished the damage is done.

= OUCH!

lumberjim · 10-31-2008, 04:26 PM

i have a porno where thre guys are banging the shoes off this honey in the surf. i mean it's a 20 minute session and they are covered in sand and surf and it everywhere. it's almost a turnoff because i can just imagine the chafing. almost. she's pretty hot though.

Treasenuak · 11-02-2008, 07:57 AM

gah, why don't they save on production costs (it IS a porno after all) and just wrap the guys' cocks with sandpaper?

Oh, and HM (housemate) gets home this afternoon... so we'll be going to fencing practice. Then fucking like rabbits. I love coming-home-haven't-seen-each-other-for-several-days sex.

TheMercenary · 11-03-2008, 12:58 PM

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Originally Posted by lumberjim

i have a porno where thre guys are banging the shoes off this honey in the surf. i mean it's a 20 minute session and they are covered in sand and surf and it everywhere. it's almost a turnoff because i can just imagine the chafing. almost. she's pretty hot though.

Post some stills.

Treasenuak · 11-04-2008, 10:53 AM

-finally comes up for air- Damn I love my sex life right now. Oh, and I'm willing to share with the right lady!

morethanpretty · 11-04-2008, 11:57 AM

I'm tired of hearing about sex! There's only one person who's been able to make me all hot lately, and I can't have him. Whenever I'm starting to get into someone else, I think about him and that ruins it. Seriously starting to annoy me.

Cicero · 11-04-2008, 12:41 PM

That happens to me all the time mtp! That person is my husband tho'. He showed up to my work the other day, and there were a lot of hot guys around. He was the hottest guy there tho'. Ass.

I was dreaming about sex with someone else, and he even showed up in the dream, to say, oh hai. Ruined it.

Ruiner.

Elspode · 11-04-2008, 05:12 PM

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Originally Posted by LabRat

organic microdermabrasion

Hey. You don't know how big my wang is, so how can you say its *micro*dermabrasion.

The very nerve of ya.

HungLikeJesus · 11-04-2008, 07:52 PM

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Originally Posted by morethanpretty

I'm tired of hearing about sex! There's only one person who's been able to make me all hot lately, and I can't have him. Whenever I'm starting to get into someone else, I think about him and that ruins it. Seriously starting to annoy me.

John McCain?

morethanpretty · 11-04-2008, 11:13 PM

Great HLJ, you have made it impossible for me to have sex or even masturbate ever again.

toranokaze · 11-05-2008, 10:15 AM

So mtp your not in to necrophilia I take it.

10-30-2008, 02:56 PM	#1111
classicman barely disguised asshole, keeper of all that is holy. Join Date: Nov 2007 Posts: 23,401	and SERIOUS pain begins __________________ "like strapping a pillow on a bull in a china shop" Bullitt

10-31-2008, 08:46 AM	#1113
TheMercenary “Hypocrisy: prejudice with a halo” Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: Savannah, Georgia Posts: 21,393	Smoke em if you got em. __________________ Anyone but the this most fuked up President in History in 2012!

10-31-2008, 04:26 PM	#1116
lumberjim I can hear my ears Join Date: Oct 2003 Posts: 25,571	i have a porno where thre guys are banging the shoes off this honey in the surf. i mean it's a 20 minute session and they are covered in sand and surf and it everywhere. it's almost a turnoff because i can just imagine the chafing. almost. she's pretty hot though. __________________ This body holding me reminds me of my own mortality Embrace this moment, remember We are eternal, all this pain is an illusion ~MJKeenan

11-04-2008, 11:57 AM	#1120
morethanpretty Thats "Miss Zipper Neck" to you. Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: little town (but not the littlest) in texas Posts: 2,957	I'm tired of hearing about sex! There's only one person who's been able to make me all hot lately, and I can't have him. Whenever I'm starting to get into someone else, I think about him and that ruins it. Seriously starting to annoy me. __________________ Addicts may suck dick for coke, but love came up with the idea to put a dick in there to begin with. -Jack O'Brien

11-04-2008, 12:41 PM	#1121
Cicero Looking forward to open mic night. Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: New Mexico Posts: 5,148	That happens to me all the time mtp! That person is my husband tho'. He showed up to my work the other day, and there were a lot of hot guys around. He was the hottest guy there tho'. Ass. I was dreaming about sex with someone else, and he even showed up in the dream, to say, oh hai. Ruined it. Ruiner. __________________ Show me a sane man, and I will cure him for you.- Carl Jung

10-31-2008, 08:13 AM	#1112
Treasenuak Multiorgasmic and wrapped in plastic Join Date: Sep 2008 Location: Central Tennessee Posts: 483	Well, once again I'm home alone for the weekend... after a round of HOT steamy sex last night, the housemate is off to his mother's for the weekend for her birthday. I gotta say... he may be more than a little older than me (there's a 15-year span between our ages), but there is DEFINITELY something to be said for experience. The QUANTITY may not be the best I've ever had, but believe you me, the QUALITY sure as hell IS!

10-31-2008, 08:52 AM	#1114
Treasenuak Multiorgasmic and wrapped in plastic Join Date: Sep 2008 Location: Central Tennessee Posts: 483	Honestly, personal preference, I LIKE gentlemen (and ladies) in that age range. Most of the drama and bullshit is over and done with (understand, I'm generalizing), and they've got their heads on pretty straight. That, plus I've NEVER really been able to get along with people in my age demographic. -shrugs-

11-02-2008, 07:57 AM	#1117
Treasenuak Multiorgasmic and wrapped in plastic Join Date: Sep 2008 Location: Central Tennessee Posts: 483	gah, why don't they save on production costs (it IS a porno after all) and just wrap the guys' cocks with sandpaper? Oh, and HM (housemate) gets home this afternoon... so we'll be going to fencing practice. Then fucking like rabbits. I love coming-home-haven't-seen-each-other-for-several-days sex.

11-04-2008, 10:53 AM	#1119
Treasenuak Multiorgasmic and wrapped in plastic Join Date: Sep 2008 Location: Central Tennessee Posts: 483	-finally comes up for air- Damn I love my sex life right now. Oh, and I'm willing to share with the right lady!

11-04-2008, 11:13 PM	#1124
morethanpretty Thats "Miss Zipper Neck" to you. Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: little town (but not the littlest) in texas Posts: 2,957	Great HLJ, you have made it impossible for me to have sex or even masturbate ever again. __________________ Addicts may suck dick for coke, but love came up with the idea to put a dick in there to begin with. -Jack O'Brien

11-05-2008, 10:15 AM	#1125
toranokaze I'm still a jerk Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: Little Mexico Posts: 1,817	So mtp your not in to necrophilia I take it. __________________ "Without deviation from the norm progress is not possible." - Frank Zappa It is the ignorance of ignorance that lead to the death of knowledge The Virgin Mary does not weep for her son, for he is in paradise. She weeps for the world , for we are in suffering.

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