Shitting at Work - Page 2

Flint · 12-27-2008, 12:27 AM

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Originally Posted by wolf

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Magic paper towel machine rules, just so long as it has enough towels and battery power.
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Magic paper towel machine is the best invention ever.

Have you ever had to touch one of those rust-encrusted little crank handles
to get a paper towel out? Ewww. You have to do it before you wash your hands.

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btw: who the hell shits in a box?

Undertoad · 12-27-2008, 07:35 AM

a cat

Sundae · 12-27-2008, 07:41 AM

I think the littering issue was in another thread, but it still shocks me.
Throwing paper towels on the floor is the ultimate in rudeness.

BUY A GEL BASED ANTI-BACTERIAL HAND CLEANSER!

I have one. I'm not a germ freak by any means. And I'm rarely ill - this Christmas being an exception but I'm in a centrally heated house with two pensioners with colds.

I used to go back to my desk and apply my hand cleaner. No-one had to clean up after me. No minimum wage serf had to pick my apparently germy paper towels off the floor. Oh and for the record - I can count the amount of times I've touched my arsehole through the toilet paper on the fingers of one (germy) hand. I use toilet paper so I don't touch it.

When the IRA were in the habit of targetting litter bins, they were removed from British Rail and Underground stations. Guess what? The decent people put their rubbish in their pockets. Okay it might not have been germy (but how do you know the newsagent didn't finger your Snickers after fingering his areshole?) but it was a minor inconvenience.

lumberjim · 12-27-2008, 07:43 AM

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Originally Posted by Flint

btw: who the hell shits in a box?

roofers. i thought you said you worked construction?

Hagar · 12-29-2008, 03:32 AM

Makin' brown @ work? Gotta love being paid for poopin'!

Elspode · 12-29-2008, 07:46 PM

I never really learned to be terribly fastidious about this sort of thing. Wherever. I've always figured that people who are freakish about where they drop a deuce probably have some other sort of trauma in their background somewhere.

slang · 01-01-2009, 03:42 AM

Sometimes I poo on the boss's desk but I try to be stealthy about it.

Shawnee123 · 01-01-2009, 09:50 AM

So it was YOU.

Cicero · 01-01-2009, 10:59 AM

lol! There's slang!!

slang · 01-01-2009, 11:42 AM

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Originally Posted by Shawnee123

So it was YOU.

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Originally Posted by slang

....... but I try to be stealthy about it.

footfootfoot · 01-01-2009, 09:02 PM

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Originally Posted by lumberjim

roofers. i thought you said you worked construction?

O xrist. Canadian tapers. DON"T OPEN THAT BUCKET OF JOINT COMPOUND!

Even when there was a porta potty on the job. WTF?

Flint · 01-01-2009, 09:38 PM

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Originally Posted by Sundae Girl

I think the littering issue was in another thread, but it still shocks me.
Throwing paper towels on the floor is the ultimate in rudeness.

BUY A GEL BASED ANTI-BACTERIAL HAND CLEANSER!

I have one. I'm not a germ freak by any means. And I'm rarely ill - this Christmas being an exception but I'm in a centrally heated house with two pensioners with colds.

I used to go back to my desk and apply my hand cleaner. No-one had to clean up after me. No minimum wage serf had to pick my apparently germy paper towels off the floor. Oh and for the record - I can count the amount of times I've touched my arsehole through the toilet paper on the fingers of one (germy) hand. I use toilet paper so I don't touch it.

When the IRA were in the habit of targetting litter bins, they were removed from British Rail and Underground stations. Guess what? The decent people put their rubbish in their pockets. Okay it might not have been germy (but how do you know the newsagent didn't finger your Snickers after fingering his areshole?) but it was a minor inconvenience.

This is the thread in question: Handwashing Regimen.

The number one way to prevent the spread of illness is proper hand-washing.

Disease-causing germs do not care what you think is rude. This has nothing to do with manners or etiquette.

Let us suppose that out of 1,000 people how use a restroom, 999 people wash their hands and just ONE single person does not. That person has to touch the door handle on the way out. The other 999 people touch the same door handle. Net result: NOBODY washed their hands.

There is no fucking way in hell that I am touching a restroom door handle, or spring-loaded trashcan lid. Most resonsible business owners provide adequate facilities. Some do not.

Why should I shamefully tuck that paper towel in my pocket and slink away with my tail between my legs? How are they ever going to get the message? NO, I am not going to ask for the manager or write a letter. My paper towel on the floor is my message, loud and clear. INSTALL A PROPER TRASHCAN. It's not MY problem if you don't have one.

I do use gel-based hand cleanser, but it doesn't negate the germs that I would leave on every suface between the bathroom door and wherever I keep my cleanser (in the car). NO, I am not walking around all day with gel cleanser in my pocket. Proper hand-washing will do just fine. That includes not negating the whole practice by touching a germ-encrusted door handle or trashcan lid.

By the way, BOO-FUCKING-HOO to the "minimum wage serf" who has to pick up trash for a living. If you don't like it, get a better job. At a bare minimum, take some initiative to improve customer service and suggest to your manager that you install a proper trashcan for the customers (who pay YOUR bills by giving you their business). If you can't be bothered to do that, then just shoot yourself and get it over with.

Clodfobble · 01-01-2009, 09:46 PM

What about the main entrance door handles? And the shopping cart handles? That one non-hand-washer touched those too.

Flint · 01-01-2009, 09:50 PM

You do what you can. Can't walk around all day in a hazmat suit.

And for the record, there is a near 100% probability that someone who just took a fresh, germ-filled shit touched the door to the bathroom in some way (unless they climbed out the window). Whether they used the same shopping cart as you is something you can't know with such certainty.

That's why they say "Employees must wash their hands before returing to work" and not "Employees must wash their hands in between every single activity they do, all day long." Incidentally, in healthcare (my industry), employees DO have to wash their hands in between EVERY single activity they do, all day long. They even have secret hand-washing spies, other employees who report incidences of improper hygiene. (No, I'm not one.)

glatt · 01-02-2009, 08:11 AM

Meh, just wash your hands before you eat lunch. Do it in the kitchen/pantry. That door is usually propped open anyway.

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12-27-2008, 07:41 AM	#18
Sundae polaroid of perfection Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: West Yorkshire Posts: 24,185	I think the littering issue was in another thread, but it still shocks me. Throwing paper towels on the floor is the ultimate in rudeness. BUY A GEL BASED ANTI-BACTERIAL HAND CLEANSER! I have one. I'm not a germ freak by any means. And I'm rarely ill - this Christmas being an exception but I'm in a centrally heated house with two pensioners with colds. I used to go back to my desk and apply my hand cleaner. No-one had to clean up after me. No minimum wage serf had to pick my apparently germy paper towels off the floor. Oh and for the record - I can count the amount of times I've touched my arsehole through the toilet paper on the fingers of one (germy) hand. I use toilet paper so I don't touch it. When the IRA were in the habit of targetting litter bins, they were removed from British Rail and Underground stations. Guess what? The decent people put their rubbish in their pockets. Okay it might not have been germy (but how do you know the newsagent didn't finger your Snickers after fingering his areshole?) but it was a minor inconvenience. Last edited by Sundae; 12-27-2008 at 08:11 AM.

12-29-2008, 07:46 PM	#21
Elspode When Do I Get Virtual Unreality? Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Raytown, Missouri Posts: 12,719	I never really learned to be terribly fastidious about this sort of thing. Wherever. I've always figured that people who are freakish about where they drop a deuce probably have some other sort of trauma in their background somewhere. __________________ "To those of you who are wearing ties, I think my dad would appreciate it if you took them off." - Robert Moog

01-01-2009, 09:50 AM	#23
Shawnee123 Why, you're a regular Alfred E Einstein, ain't ya? Join Date: Jun 2006 Posts: 21,206	So it was YOU. __________________ A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones who need the advice. --Bill Cosby

01-01-2009, 10:59 AM	#24
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12-27-2008, 07:35 AM	#17
Undertoad Radical Centrist Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Cottage of Prussia Posts: 31,423	a cat

12-29-2008, 03:32 AM	#20
Hagar Master of the Domain Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: Brisbane, Australia Posts: 220	Makin' brown @ work? Gotta love being paid for poopin'!

01-01-2009, 03:42 AM	#22
slang St Petersburg, Florida Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 3,423	Sometimes I poo on the boss's desk but I try to be stealthy about it.

01-01-2009, 09:46 PM	#28
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01-01-2009, 09:50 PM	#29
Flint Snowflake Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Dystopia Posts: 13,136	You do what you can. Can't walk around all day in a hazmat suit. And for the record, there is a near 100% probability that someone who just took a fresh, germ-filled shit touched the door to the bathroom in some way (unless they climbed out the window). Whether they used the same shopping cart as you is something you can't know with such certainty. That's why they say "Employees must wash their hands before returing to work" and not "Employees must wash their hands in between every single activity they do, all day long." Incidentally, in healthcare (my industry), employees DO have to wash their hands in between EVERY single activity they do, all day long. They even have secret hand-washing spies, other employees who report incidences of improper hygiene. (No, I'm not one.) __________________ **************** There's a level of facility that everyone needs to accomplish, and from there it's a matter of deciding for yourself how important ultra-facility is to your expression. ... I found, like Joseph Campbell said, if you just follow whatever gives you a little joy or excitement or awe, then you're on the right track. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Terry Bozzio** Last edited by Flint; 01-01-2009 at 10:00 PM.

01-02-2009, 08:11 AM	#30
glatt ™ Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: Arlington, VA Posts: 27,717	Meh, just wash your hands before you eat lunch. Do it in the kitchen/pantry. That door is usually propped open anyway.

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