Celebacy or Hot Meaningless Sex - Page 6

Cloud · 01-23-2009, 10:19 AM

they're mutually exclusive?

I'm doing it wrong then.

xoxoxoBruce · 01-23-2009, 10:41 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Shawnee123

lmao! So she was calling everyone she knew to talk about her new Crazy Pay? Now THAT is funny!

I want some Crazy Pay.

Probably just calling the people that contributed.

Shawnee123 · 01-23-2009, 10:56 AM

heehee

You're too funny, Bruce.

Now git on over here and slap some crazy on me...

xoxoxoBruce · 01-23-2009, 11:14 AM

Maybe a light slap, but I'd rather sort of massage it on.

Shawnee123 · 01-23-2009, 11:16 AM

A kinder gentler push into madness, eh?

xoxoxoBruce · 01-23-2009, 11:19 AM

Yeeeessss, my pretty.

Shawnee123 · 01-23-2009, 11:21 AM

Sounds exactly like the kind of shit I'd fall for, too.

Run away! Run away!

xoxoxoBruce · 01-23-2009, 11:23 AM

Why run, the flying monkeys will catch you anyway.

Shawnee123 · 01-23-2009, 11:24 AM

I've got repellent.

In fact, everything about me is repellent.

Cicero · 01-23-2009, 12:20 PM

I have a song, a little ditty that I came up with when I accidently got gas on me while putting it in a scooter:

Gasoline! Gasoline! Gasoliiine!
Keeps the boys away from me.....
Gasoline Gasoliiiine!

What do you want from me......
Smell like gasoliiine gasoliiine.....gasoliiine....

There that's it. Don't let my talent overwhelm you.

capnhowdy · 01-23-2009, 04:38 PM

Sounds like a number one hit to me, Doyle.

Cicero · 01-23-2009, 05:09 PM

Why thank you...I think it's kind of "catchy".

xoxoxoBruce · 01-24-2009, 03:46 AM

Matchless.

Shawnee123 · 01-24-2009, 09:40 AM

I see what you did thar.

Punny.

View Poll Results: Physical Intimacy
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01-23-2009, 10:19 AM	#76
Cloud ... Join Date: Feb 2007 Posts: 8,360	they're mutually exclusive? I'm doing it wrong then. __________________ "Guard your honor. Let your reputation fall where it will. And outlive the bastards!"

01-23-2009, 10:56 AM	#78
Shawnee123 Why, you're a regular Alfred E Einstein, ain't ya? Join Date: Jun 2006 Posts: 21,206	heehee You're too funny, Bruce. Now git on over here and slap some crazy on me... __________________ A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones who need the advice. --Bill Cosby

01-23-2009, 11:14 AM	#79
xoxoxoBruce The future is unwritten Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 71,105	Maybe a light slap, but I'd rather sort of massage it on. __________________ The descent of man ~ Nixon, Friedman, Reagan, Trump.

01-23-2009, 11:16 AM	#80
Shawnee123 Why, you're a regular Alfred E Einstein, ain't ya? Join Date: Jun 2006 Posts: 21,206	A kinder gentler push into madness, eh? __________________ A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones who need the advice. --Bill Cosby

01-23-2009, 11:19 AM	#81
xoxoxoBruce The future is unwritten Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 71,105	Yeeeessss, my pretty. __________________ The descent of man ~ Nixon, Friedman, Reagan, Trump.

01-23-2009, 11:21 AM	#82
Shawnee123 Why, you're a regular Alfred E Einstein, ain't ya? Join Date: Jun 2006 Posts: 21,206	Sounds exactly like the kind of shit I'd fall for, too. Run away! Run away! __________________ A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones who need the advice. --Bill Cosby

01-23-2009, 11:23 AM	#83
xoxoxoBruce The future is unwritten Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 71,105	Why run, the flying monkeys will catch you anyway. __________________ The descent of man ~ Nixon, Friedman, Reagan, Trump.

01-23-2009, 11:24 AM	#84
Shawnee123 Why, you're a regular Alfred E Einstein, ain't ya? Join Date: Jun 2006 Posts: 21,206	I've got repellent. In fact, everything about me is repellent. __________________ A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones who need the advice. --Bill Cosby

01-23-2009, 12:20 PM	#85
Cicero Looking forward to open mic night. Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: New Mexico Posts: 5,148	I have a song, a little ditty that I came up with when I accidently got gas on me while putting it in a scooter: Gasoline! Gasoline! Gasoliiine! Keeps the boys away from me..... Gasoline Gasoliiiine! What do you want from me...... Smell like gasoliiine gasoliiine.....gasoliiine.... There that's it. Don't let my talent overwhelm you. __________________ Show me a sane man, and I will cure him for you.- Carl Jung

01-23-2009, 04:38 PM	#86
capnhowdy Blatantly Homosapien Join Date: Mar 2004 Posts: 6,200	Sounds like a number one hit to me, Doyle. __________________ Please type slowly. I can't read very fast............... and no holy water, please.

01-23-2009, 05:09 PM	#87
Cicero Looking forward to open mic night. Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: New Mexico Posts: 5,148	Why thank you...I think it's kind of "catchy". __________________ Show me a sane man, and I will cure him for you.- Carl Jung

01-24-2009, 03:46 AM	#88
xoxoxoBruce The future is unwritten Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 71,105	Matchless. __________________ The descent of man ~ Nixon, Friedman, Reagan, Trump.

01-24-2009, 09:40 AM	#89
Shawnee123 Why, you're a regular Alfred E Einstein, ain't ya? Join Date: Jun 2006 Posts: 21,206	I see what you did thar. Punny. __________________ A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones who need the advice. --Bill Cosby

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