A Quicker More Efficient IQ Test for Internet types

[glatt]

Here's a quote of Monster with the color turned off to make the scoring easier.

I got 130.

Originally Posted by monster

Especially suitable for Dwellars. we'll have your smartfactor pegged in minutes.

1. Have you ever created a lolcat?
   1. No. Teenage drivel
   2. Several. I often improve on other people's too
   3. Once. But nobody got it.
   4. I'm more of a thread-bomb type person
2. Are you Libertarian?
   1. absolutely
   2. absolutely not
   3. none of your business
   4. is that like a more gentle Liberal?
3. Is that a Shark or a Dolphin?
   1. No.
   2. Yes.
   3. Candygram
   4. In-jokes are so childish
4. How often do you wear odd socks??
   1. never
   2. occasionally
   3. don't know, never check.
   4. what sort of crappy IQ test is this anyway?
5. Have you ever posted your own poetry on an internet forum?
   1. yes
   2. yes, if you count limericks
   3. I couldn't find the nerve ....yet
   4. poetry is a sign of emotion which is a sign of intellectual inferiority
6. How often do you discuss current affairs?
   1. never. i get enough "news" from my TV,
   2. hardly ever. history is a better source of wisdom
   3. if it's not current, what's the point?
   4. so you hears about Brad and natasha too?
7. Have you ever been rickroll'd?
   1. yes, but not since early 2007
   2. Rickroll'd?
   3. Oh no, you di'int!
   4. I'm a total sucker, they get me everytime
8. How do you do on regular IQ tests?
   1. 130+
   2. Never bother with them
   3. Not well, they seem more like geometry tests
   4. 75 lolz
9. What is your IQ?
   1. Isn't that the point of this quiz?
   2. 100 or less. i hate those tests
   3. 100-140
   4. >140 but I don't really put much store in that type of test
10. Did You cheat on this test?
    1. Of course.
    2. Of course not
    3. I was just reading it, I didn't really pick answers.
    4. Not until I got to question 3

scores (highlight to reveal)

1. 1. 15
   2. 15
   3. 20
   4. 10
2. 1. 10
   2. 10
   3. 15
   4. 5
3. 1. 10
   2. 10
   3. 15
   4. 20
4. 1. 5
   2. 15
   3. 15
   4. 10
5. 1. 20
   2. 10
   3. 5
   4. 30
6. 1. 10
   2. 15
   3. 20
   4. 5
7. 1. 15
   2. 5
   3. 15
   4. 10
8. 1. 20
   2. 20
   3. 10
   4. 5
9. 1. 0
   2. 0
   3. 20
   4. 0
10. 1. 20
    2. 20
    3. 0
    4. 30

So what did you score? hmmm? Add 'em up.. c'mon..... is it freaking scarily accurate or what?


eta: sorry the scores highlight thing doesn't show the question/answer numbers too well, but, you know, if you can't work it out, deduct 50 anyway.....

[Flint]

I protest question 4. I have two types of socks; i.e. I have two containers of socks, each populated with an identical pool of sock candidates. If both of the two types of socks could be considered "odd" in the context of the clothing I am wearing on any given day, or if my choice of one type of sock is "odd" in that clothing context, then there exists the possibility that I "occasionally" wear "odd" socks (depending of course on the definition of "occasionally" and whether we are allowed to consider another category such as "negligible" ... or whether such an number of instances would roll over into the "never" category); but if the criteria for "odd" is explicitly an unusual or unique type of sock there are no instances of "odd" socks that occur.