All that and a bag of chips! - Page 2

Crimson Ghost · 06-24-2009, 04:16 PM

You're just like Will Rogers.

You never met a man you didn't like.

Sheldonrs · 06-24-2009, 04:33 PM

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Originally Posted by Crimson Ghost

You're just like Will Rogers.

You never met a man you didn't like.

Yes I have. I just never let my feelings get in the way of a good fuck.

I have a moral flexibilty.

Crimson Ghost · 06-24-2009, 04:39 PM

And a physical flexibility too, I'll bet.

Flint · 06-24-2009, 04:51 PM

Get a room!

Sheldonrs · 06-24-2009, 05:14 PM

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Originally Posted by Flint

Get a room!

How many chips is the room?

Aliantha · 06-24-2009, 05:49 PM

On the subject of prostitution, why is it that the prostitute can be arrested but not the john? Surely (if there is a crime and I don't believe it should be one) then both are at fault. There'd be no prostitution if people weren't willing to pay for sexual favours, so logically, if the powers that be want to stamp out the practice (and they never will) then isn't it hypocrisy to only punish one of the offenders? Surely the prostitute is no more guilty than the other fucker?

classicman · 06-24-2009, 05:59 PM

The Johns can be arrested and usually are - here in the states anyway.

Aliantha · 06-24-2009, 06:09 PM

Ah right. Well that's ok then.

In most states (except for those conservative crow eaters) here prostitution is more or less legal here as long as you're working in a brothel.

ZenGum · 06-24-2009, 08:13 PM

As a crow-eater, I can't confirm the legality or otherwise of prostitution. I dimly recall it being legalised in brothels here like in most places in Australia.

But that John should be arrested for vagrancy, if nothing else. You can't even afford a hooker?
Also, who the hell is driving about with $30 worth of chips in the car? Are they his chips? Or do they belong to his employer? If so, that is theft. Or embezzelment. Either that or he has a serious eating disorder. He has invented the new Hooker Diet! Lose weight, with anonymous-sex-for-food!

Aliantha · 06-24-2009, 09:23 PM

I looked the laws up here because I'm tired of being corrected by my fellow countrymen.

ZenGum · 06-24-2009, 09:39 PM

Haggis, would I ever do that?

Details of the prostitution laws here are not something that I have ever needed to know.

Which makes me wonder why you knew it so readily.

Aliantha · 06-24-2009, 09:43 PM

it pays to know.

ZenGum · 06-24-2009, 10:35 PM

Is that in the biblical sense of "know"?

Aliantha · 06-24-2009, 10:36 PM

something like that...maybe...

Tulip · 06-25-2009, 11:13 PM

You know, what I wonder is with no monetary exchanged for sex, how could she be charged for prostitution? And if she confessed, why did she??? I mean, they weren't even caught "together." Anyways, thought I'd wonder that out loud. :tongue:

06-24-2009, 04:16 PM	#16
Crimson Ghost Larger than life and twice as ugly. Join Date: Apr 2004 Posts: 5,264	You're just like Will Rogers. You never met a man you didn't like. __________________ We must all go through a rite of passage. It must be physical, it must be painful, and it must leave a mark. I have no knowledge of the events which you are describing, and if I did have knowledge of them, I would be unable to discuss them with you now or at any future period. Don't waste your time always searching for those wasted years

06-24-2009, 04:39 PM	#18
Crimson Ghost Larger than life and twice as ugly. Join Date: Apr 2004 Posts: 5,264	And a physical flexibility too, I'll bet. __________________ We must all go through a rite of passage. It must be physical, it must be painful, and it must leave a mark. I have no knowledge of the events which you are describing, and if I did have knowledge of them, I would be unable to discuss them with you now or at any future period. Don't waste your time always searching for those wasted years

06-24-2009, 04:51 PM	#19
Flint Snowflake Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Dystopia Posts: 13,136	Get a room! __________________ **************** There's a level of facility that everyone needs to accomplish, and from there it's a matter of deciding for yourself how important ultra-facility is to your expression. ... I found, like Joseph Campbell said, if you just follow whatever gives you a little joy or excitement or awe, then you're on the right track. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Terry Bozzio**

06-24-2009, 05:49 PM	#21
Aliantha trying hard to be a better person Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Brisbane, Australia Posts: 16,493	On the subject of prostitution, why is it that the prostitute can be arrested but not the john? Surely (if there is a crime and I don't believe it should be one) then both are at fault. There'd be no prostitution if people weren't willing to pay for sexual favours, so logically, if the powers that be want to stamp out the practice (and they never will) then isn't it hypocrisy to only punish one of the offenders? Surely the prostitute is no more guilty than the other fucker? __________________ Kind words are the music of the world. F. W. Faber

06-24-2009, 05:59 PM	#22
classicman barely disguised asshole, keeper of all that is holy. Join Date: Nov 2007 Posts: 23,401	The Johns can be arrested and usually are - here in the states anyway. __________________ "like strapping a pillow on a bull in a china shop" Bullitt

06-24-2009, 06:09 PM	#23
Aliantha trying hard to be a better person Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Brisbane, Australia Posts: 16,493	Ah right. Well that's ok then. In most states (except for those conservative crow eaters) here prostitution is more or less legal here as long as you're working in a brothel. __________________ Kind words are the music of the world. F. W. Faber

06-24-2009, 08:13 PM	#24
ZenGum Doctor Wtf Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: Badelaide, Baustralia Posts: 12,861	As a crow-eater, I can't confirm the legality or otherwise of prostitution. I dimly recall it being legalised in brothels here like in most places in Australia. But that John should be arrested for vagrancy, if nothing else. You can't even afford a hooker? Also, who the hell is driving about with $30 worth of chips in the car? Are they his chips? Or do they belong to his employer? If so, that is theft. Or embezzelment. Either that or he has a serious eating disorder. He has invented the new Hooker Diet! Lose weight, with anonymous-sex-for-food! __________________ Shut up and hug. MoreThanPretty, Nov 5, 2008. Just because I'm nominally polite, does not make me a pussy. Sundae Girl.

06-24-2009, 09:23 PM	#25
Aliantha trying hard to be a better person Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Brisbane, Australia Posts: 16,493	I looked the laws up here because I'm tired of being corrected by my fellow countrymen. __________________ Kind words are the music of the world. F. W. Faber

06-24-2009, 09:39 PM	#26
ZenGum Doctor Wtf Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: Badelaide, Baustralia Posts: 12,861	Haggis, would I ever do that? Details of the prostitution laws here are not something that I have ever needed to know. Which makes me wonder why you knew it so readily. __________________ Shut up and hug. MoreThanPretty, Nov 5, 2008. Just because I'm nominally polite, does not make me a pussy. Sundae Girl.

06-24-2009, 09:43 PM	#27
Aliantha trying hard to be a better person Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Brisbane, Australia Posts: 16,493	it pays to know. __________________ Kind words are the music of the world. F. W. Faber

06-24-2009, 10:35 PM	#28
ZenGum Doctor Wtf Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: Badelaide, Baustralia Posts: 12,861	Is that in the biblical sense of "know"? __________________ Shut up and hug. MoreThanPretty, Nov 5, 2008. Just because I'm nominally polite, does not make me a pussy. Sundae Girl.

06-24-2009, 10:36 PM	#29
Aliantha trying hard to be a better person Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Brisbane, Australia Posts: 16,493	something like that...maybe... __________________ Kind words are the music of the world. F. W. Faber

06-25-2009, 11:13 PM	#30
Tulip Professor Join Date: May 2008 Location: Houston, TX Posts: 1,293	You know, what I wonder is with no monetary exchanged for sex, how could she be charged for prostitution? And if she confessed, why did she??? I mean, they weren't even caught "together." Anyways, thought I'd wonder that out loud. :tongue:

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