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Old 07-20-2009, 03:27 PM   #1
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Common Sense

Coworker:
How much does a gallon weigh?
Isn't it eight pounds?

Me:
It depends on what it is...

Coworker:
It's milk.

Me:
[shrugs and walks away]

Coworker:
[putting a gallon of milk on a scale]
It says nine pounds!



I wanted to go back and ask her whether a pound of gold weighs more than a pound of feathers.
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Old 07-20-2009, 03:49 PM   #2
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I wanted to go back and ask her whether a pound of gold weighs more than a pound of feathers.
For an encore, you could have asked her which takes up more space, a gallon of gold or a gallon of feathers?
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Old 07-20-2009, 11:07 PM   #3
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Or -

What has a higher IQ, my dear cow-orker, a pound of dogshit or you?
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I would be unable to discuss them with you now or at any future period.



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Old 07-20-2009, 11:11 PM   #4
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Or which one will take off first when you put them on a treadmill?
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Old 07-20-2009, 11:16 PM   #5
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some people sleep through the third grade, and it messes them up their entire lives . . .
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Old 07-21-2009, 01:48 PM   #6
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I wanted to go back and ask her whether a pound of gold weighs more than a pound of feathers.
A pound of feathers is heavier than a pound of gold.
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Old 07-21-2009, 02:05 PM   #7
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Flint, disregard xoB, he's just troying with you.
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Old 07-21-2009, 03:09 PM   #8
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ha ha ha ggis
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it's a matter of deciding for yourself how important ultra-facility is to your
expression. ... I found, like Joseph Campbell said, if you just follow whatever
gives you a little joy or excitement or awe, then you're on the right track.

. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Terry Bozzio
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Old 07-28-2009, 08:34 PM   #9
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Flint, disregard xoB, he's just troying with you.
No he is right if you buy a pound of feathers then buy a pound of gold the feathers will be heaver, for gold is measured in troy weight
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Old 07-29-2009, 03:09 PM   #10
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Flint, disregard xoB, he's just troying with you.
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No he is right if you buy a pound of feathers then buy a pound of gold the feathers will be heaver, for gold is measured in troy weight

I think you missed the pun.
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Old 07-29-2009, 03:25 PM   #11
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But what about a pound of Heathers?
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Old 07-29-2009, 03:31 PM   #12
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Great movie!
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