PRO ---- castration

Spexxvet · 10-22-2009, 09:12 AM

http://cellar.org/showthread.php?t=21205

"It's always better to put of until tommorrow, what you can castrate today"

BTW, I'm ANTI ---- castration.

lumberjim · 10-22-2009, 09:29 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Spexxvet

http://cellar.org/showthread.php?t=21205

"It's always better to pull off tommorrow, what you can castrate today"

BTW, I'm ANTI ---- castration.

now it's funnier

joelnwil · 10-23-2009, 04:04 PM

It has been done over a rugby team.

http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage...icle191436.ece

"It came in February after Wales won in Cardiff with Gavin Henson clinching victory.

Victory ... Gavin Henson, left, and Gareth Thomas celebrate Wales' win over England

Victory ... Gavin Henson, left, and Gareth
Thomas celebrate Wales' win over England

Geoffrey said: “I’d told my pal Gethin Probert before the game that Wales didn’t stand a chance.

“It wasn’t a bet, but I said I’d cut my balls off if we won.

“I listened to the game on the radio at home by myself. After the match I got up for a pee and saw the cutters in the bathroom.

“Gethin had left them after repairing the chain on my toilet. I remembered what I’d said and thought he had left them for me.

“I thought, ?Oh no, I haven’t got to do anything like that have I’? Then I thought, ?You can do it’.

“So I started hacking away at my tackle. It took about ten minutes and there was quite a lot of pain ? but I just kept going.

“The cutters were blunt so I had to keep snipping. I cut my penis as well. There was a lot of blood but not as much as you would expect.”

Read more: http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage...#ixzz0UnN9TSJ4

xoxoxoBruce · 10-24-2009, 12:52 AM

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Geoffrey, who says he has no history of mental illness, insists he was sober when he performed the DIY castration in his bathroom.

You can't tell me he ain't crazy.

spudcon · 10-24-2009, 05:07 AM

Or the biggest dummass on the planet

wolf · 10-24-2009, 12:42 PM

Perhaps he had played rugby in his obviously misspent youth and had some dain bramage?

10-22-2009, 09:12 AM	#1
Spexxvet Makes some feel uncomfortable Join Date: Dec 2005 Posts: 10,346	PRO ---- castration http://cellar.org/showthread.php?t=21205 "It's always better to put of until tommorrow, what you can castrate today" BTW, I'm ANTI ---- castration. __________________ "I'm certainly free, nay compelled, to spread the gospel of Spex. " - xoxoxoBruce

10-24-2009, 05:07 AM	#5
spudcon Beware of potatoes Join Date: May 2007 Location: Upstate NY, USA Posts: 2,078	Or the biggest dummass on the planet __________________ "I believe that being despised by the despicable is as good as being admired by the admirable."

10-24-2009, 12:42 PM	#6
wolf lobber of scimitars Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Phila Burbs Posts: 20,774	Perhaps he had played rugby in his obviously misspent youth and had some dain bramage? __________________ wolf eht htiw og "Conspiracies are the norm, not the exception." --G. Edward Griffin The Creature from Jekyll Island High Priestess of the Church of the Whale Penis

10-23-2009, 04:04 PM	#3
joelnwil Major Inhabitant Join Date: Nov 2005 Location: Silver Spring MD Posts: 128	It has been done over a rugby team. http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage...icle191436.ece "It came in February after Wales won in Cardiff with Gavin Henson clinching victory. Victory ... Gavin Henson, left, and Gareth Thomas celebrate Wales' win over England Victory ... Gavin Henson, left, and Gareth Thomas celebrate Wales' win over England Geoffrey said: “I’d told my pal Gethin Probert before the game that Wales didn’t stand a chance. “It wasn’t a bet, but I said I’d cut my balls off if we won. “I listened to the game on the radio at home by myself. After the match I got up for a pee and saw the cutters in the bathroom. “Gethin had left them after repairing the chain on my toilet. I remembered what I’d said and thought he had left them for me. “I thought, ?Oh no, I haven’t got to do anything like that have I’? Then I thought, ?You can do it’. “So I started hacking away at my tackle. It took about ten minutes and there was quite a lot of pain ? but I just kept going. “The cutters were blunt so I had to keep snipping. I cut my penis as well. There was a lot of blood but not as much as you would expect.” Read more: http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage...#ixzz0UnN9TSJ4

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