Feb 9, 2010: Screw In Coffin

xoxoxoBruce · 02-08-2010, 11:08 PM

It takes so much time and energy to plant somebody, here's and idea who's time has come.
The Screw In Coffin.

Let the puns, begin...

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lumberjim · 02-08-2010, 11:36 PM

why fuck around with that?

jujuwwhite · 02-09-2010, 12:36 AM

Well I've heard of 'being screwed to death' but never 'being screwed after death'!

xhaos01 · 02-09-2010, 02:29 AM

Thats a great idea, really! An Auger built intoa coffin. that way the zombies are already standing when they reanimate!

But I think Jim nailed a better idea!

ZenGum · 02-09-2010, 02:53 AM

I used to be a necrophile, until some rotten cxxx split on me.

Gravdigr · 02-09-2010, 03:04 AM

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Originally Posted by jujuwwhite

Well I've heard of 'being screwed to death' but never 'being screwed after death'!

Never heard of the IRS? Or debt collectors?

jujuwwhite · 02-09-2010, 04:09 AM

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Originally Posted by Gravdigr

Never heard of the IRS? Or debt collectors?

Yea I've heard of both, but usually there ain't shit they can do AFTER I'm dead other than repo my rotting corpse!

Kolbenfresser · 02-09-2010, 05:18 AM

I like the idea/pic of Lumberjim. It would add some action to a slow standard funeral.
And it would be cheaper.

Gravdigr · 02-09-2010, 06:04 AM

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Originally Posted by jujuwwhite

Yea I've heard of both, but usually there ain't shit they can do AFTER I'm dead other than repo my rotting corpse!

Death has never stopped either from trying.

monster · 02-09-2010, 07:37 AM

Well that will add a new twist to the funeral. I wonder which celeb will take the first turn in one of these?

Sheldonrs · 02-09-2010, 07:37 AM

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Originally Posted by jujuwwhite

Well I've heard of 'being screwed to death' but never 'being screwed after death'!

Now you can get nailed and then screwed.

dacliff · 02-09-2010, 08:39 AM

Aside from the puns, there is some real merit to this idea. I can picture the Army's Mortuary Affairs using something like this. With cemetaries filling up more and more every day, there has been exploration into how to conserve space. Enter vertical burying. My personal take is that everyone should be cremated. It saves a ton of space and piggybacking on xhaos, ashes can't reanimate like corpses.

xoxoxoBruce · 02-09-2010, 08:43 AM

Cremation takes too much energy. Compost, or better yet, soylent green.

lumberjim · 02-09-2010, 09:48 AM

the coffin nail gun was jinx's idea.....i just did the photo(paint.net)-shopping.

Flint · 02-09-2010, 12:10 PM

Screw, in coffin.

02-08-2010, 11:08 PM	#1
xoxoxoBruce The future is unwritten Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 71,105	Feb 9, 2010: Screw In Coffin It takes so much time and energy to plant somebody, here's and idea who's time has come. The Screw In Coffin. Let the puns, begin... link via __________________ The descent of man ~ Nixon, Friedman, Reagan, Trump.

02-08-2010, 11:36 PM	#2
lumberjim I can hear my ears Join Date: Oct 2003 Posts: 25,571	why fuck around with that? __________________ This body holding me reminds me of my own mortality Embrace this moment, remember We are eternal, all this pain is an illusion ~MJKeenan

02-09-2010, 12:36 AM	#3
jujuwwhite Capnhowdy's #1 smasher Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: Rentz, GA Posts: 339	Well I've heard of 'being screwed to death' but never 'being screwed after death'! __________________ I don't suffer from insanity...i enjoy every moment of it.

02-09-2010, 02:29 AM	#4
xhaos01 Victim of an overactive imagination Join Date: Dec 2007 Posts: 85	Thats a great idea, really! An Auger built intoa coffin. that way the zombies are already standing when they reanimate! But I think Jim nailed a better idea! __________________ Life ain't always beautiful... but its a beautiful ride. - Gary Allen Carpe DM - Sieze the Dungeon Master I drank WHAT?!?! - Socrates

02-09-2010, 02:53 AM	#5
ZenGum Doctor Wtf Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: Badelaide, Baustralia Posts: 12,861	I used to be a necrophile, until some rotten cxxx split on me. __________________ Shut up and hug. MoreThanPretty, Nov 5, 2008. Just because I'm nominally polite, does not make me a pussy. Sundae Girl.

02-09-2010, 05:18 AM	#8
Kolbenfresser Wiseacre Emeritus Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: Good old Germany Posts: 35	Action! I like the idea/pic of Lumberjim. It would add some action to a slow standard funeral. And it would be cheaper. __________________ In cauda venenum.

02-09-2010, 07:37 AM	#10
monster I hear them call the tide Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Perpetual Chaos Posts: 30,852	Well that will add a new twist to the funeral. I wonder which celeb will take the first turn in one of these? __________________ The most difficult thing is the decision to act, the rest is merely tenacity Amelia Earhart

02-09-2010, 08:39 AM	#12
dacliff Confounded Conjuror Join Date: May 2009 Posts: 33	Aside from the puns, there is some real merit to this idea. I can picture the Army's Mortuary Affairs using something like this. With cemetaries filling up more and more every day, there has been exploration into how to conserve space. Enter vertical burying. My personal take is that everyone should be cremated. It saves a ton of space and piggybacking on xhaos, ashes can't reanimate like corpses.

02-09-2010, 08:43 AM	#13
xoxoxoBruce The future is unwritten Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 71,105	Cremation takes too much energy. Compost, or better yet, soylent green. __________________ The descent of man ~ Nixon, Friedman, Reagan, Trump.

02-09-2010, 09:48 AM	#14
lumberjim I can hear my ears Join Date: Oct 2003 Posts: 25,571	the coffin nail gun was jinx's idea.....i just did the photo(paint.net)-shopping. __________________ This body holding me reminds me of my own mortality Embrace this moment, remember We are eternal, all this pain is an illusion ~MJKeenan

02-09-2010, 12:10 PM	#15
Flint Snowflake Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Dystopia Posts: 13,136	Screw, in coffin. Attached Images __________________ **************** There's a level of facility that everyone needs to accomplish, and from there it's a matter of deciding for yourself how important ultra-facility is to your expression. ... I found, like Joseph Campbell said, if you just follow whatever gives you a little joy or excitement or awe, then you're on the right track. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Terry Bozzio**

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