He's singing the small penis blues - Page 2

classicman · 05-07-2010, 12:30 PM

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Originally Posted by Spexxvet

You wish, gay unabomber

You say that like its a bad thing to be gay? Why do you dilike gay people?

Spexxvet · 05-07-2010, 12:34 PM

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Originally Posted by classicman

You say that like its a bad thing to be gay? Why do you dilike gay people?

No, I didn't. That's your interpretation. If I say "green house" would I be saying it like it's a bad thing to be green? Maybe that's your bigotry showing through?

Why get involved in this? Are you just protecting your woman?

classicman · 05-07-2010, 12:43 PM

Wow. You find it necessary to respond to so many of my posts which have nothing to do with you and attempt to put words in my mouth. When I return the favor, you get all pissy. Don't like it huh? me neither.
loling at you.

Spexxvet · 05-07-2010, 12:56 PM

I live to amuse you.

classicman · 05-07-2010, 12:57 PM

You're failing horribly. Best to quit while you're behind.

TheMercenary · 05-07-2010, 05:06 PM

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Originally Posted by monster

Oooo he called me ghey....

ZenGum · 05-07-2010, 07:27 PM

That's just not fair. Merc never calls anyone names.

TheMercenary · 05-07-2010, 07:40 PM

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Originally Posted by ZenGum

That's just not fair. Merc never calls anyone names.

Great point.

monster · 05-07-2010, 08:13 PM

not true, he called me monster once....

TheMercenary · 05-07-2010, 08:24 PM

Please accept my most sincere apologies Monnie.

tw · 05-07-2010, 09:20 PM

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Originally Posted by monster

not true, he called me monster once....

Is he talking about a penis?

morethanpretty · 05-07-2010, 10:07 PM

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Originally Posted by tw

Is he talking about a penis?

Everyone knows monnie's penis is a beest.

toranokaze · 05-09-2010, 12:33 PM

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Originally Posted by tw

Is he talking about a penis?

Your penis scares small children?

squirell nutkin · 05-09-2010, 04:41 PM

"Small Penis Blues"

small penis blues, you made me cry.
I don t want to lose this feeling.
And if I could choose a place to die
It would be in your hands.

No, you can't see me from across the floor can you?
No you won't feel me when you take it in the back?
I'd gladly do it because
I just can't get laid today.
Give me one more inch, please.
I don't want to fade away.
In your hand I want to stay.

It's not long, and it's not tight.
The way that you treat me baby.
Even when I'm hard I've lost the fight.
You won't find a shorter loser.

Chorus

Chorus

Small penis blues, don't say goodbye.
I'm sure we're gonna meet again,
And if we do, don't you be surprised
If you find me with a pair of tweezers.

Chorus

I just can't get laid today.
Give me one more inch, please.
I don't want to fade away.
In your hand I want to stay.

Gravdigr · 05-10-2010, 12:28 AM

05-07-2010, 12:43 PM	#18
classicman barely disguised asshole, keeper of all that is holy. Join Date: Nov 2007 Posts: 23,401	Wow. You find it necessary to respond to so many of my posts which have nothing to do with you and attempt to put words in my mouth. When I return the favor, you get all pissy. Don't like it huh? me neither. loling at you. __________________ "like strapping a pillow on a bull in a china shop" Bullitt

05-07-2010, 12:56 PM	#19
Spexxvet Makes some feel uncomfortable Join Date: Dec 2005 Posts: 10,346	I live to amuse you. __________________ "I'm certainly free, nay compelled, to spread the gospel of Spex. " - xoxoxoBruce

05-07-2010, 12:57 PM	#20
classicman barely disguised asshole, keeper of all that is holy. Join Date: Nov 2007 Posts: 23,401	You're failing horribly. Best to quit while you're behind. __________________ "like strapping a pillow on a bull in a china shop" Bullitt

05-07-2010, 07:27 PM	#22
ZenGum Doctor Wtf Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: Badelaide, Baustralia Posts: 12,861	That's just not fair. Merc never calls anyone names. __________________ Shut up and hug. MoreThanPretty, Nov 5, 2008. Just because I'm nominally polite, does not make me a pussy. Sundae Girl.

05-07-2010, 08:13 PM	#24
monster I hear them call the tide Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Perpetual Chaos Posts: 30,852	not true, he called me monster once.... __________________ The most difficult thing is the decision to act, the rest is merely tenacity Amelia Earhart

05-07-2010, 08:24 PM	#25
TheMercenary “Hypocrisy: prejudice with a halo” Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: Savannah, Georgia Posts: 21,393	Please accept my most sincere apologies Monnie.

05-09-2010, 04:41 PM	#29
squirell nutkin has a second hand user title Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: in a Nut House Posts: 2,017	"Small Penis Blues" small penis blues, you made me cry. I don t want to lose this feeling. And if I could choose a place to die It would be in your hands. No, you can't see me from across the floor can you? No you won't feel me when you take it in the back? I'd gladly do it because I just can't get laid today. Give me one more inch, please. I don't want to fade away. In your hand I want to stay. It's not long, and it's not tight. The way that you treat me baby. Even when I'm hard I've lost the fight. You won't find a shorter loser. Chorus Chorus Small penis blues, don't say goodbye. I'm sure we're gonna meet again, And if we do, don't you be surprised If you find me with a pair of tweezers. Chorus I just can't get laid today. Give me one more inch, please. I don't want to fade away. In your hand I want to stay. __________________ And now I'm finished posting.

05-10-2010, 12:28 AM	#30
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