What's scorching your groove today?

jimhelm · 06-01-2012, 10:57 AM

Greed.

About a year an a half ago, Nissan was giving away an iPad for something or other. My counterpart here wanted it. I didn't really care, so I helped him win it. Then there was another contest from the service contract people, and we won 2 iPads. We each got one. great. cool toy to have.

So the last 2 months there has been a new contest for the new iPad3. Last night it came out that he thinks he should get it if we win. I would like to have it because I leave mine at Amanda's house, and I could use it ... but I certainly don't NEED it. I just can't believe what a pig this fucker is. I mean, I KNOW he's a greedy fuck.... but this is ridiculous. he needs 3 iPads? 3? I'm gonna try to get our boss to take it if we win. That's spiteful of me.... but goddamn.

glatt · 06-01-2012, 11:06 AM

Why do you hate America?

infinite monkey · 06-01-2012, 11:25 AM

heh.

I felt bad because I had no 3 ipads until I met a man who only had 1.

Jim. You think you should have 2, for your convenience, and dude shouldn't have 3, for his convenience? So you can keep one at your girlfriend's house so you don't have to lug the monstrosity back and forth? And your cohort is greedy?

Um, tell you what, let me help you out. Send it to me. I'd love one, but couldn't afford such a luxury. Or maybe give it to some lowly cleaning person in your office who doesn't even have a Sony Walkman? Hmmmmm?

I love you man, but really. Wasn't it you who called something "white people problems?"

TheMercenary · 06-05-2012, 07:13 PM

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Originally Posted by infinite monkey

heh.

I felt bad because I had no 3 ipads until I met a man who only had 1.

Jim. You think you should have 2, for your convenience, and dude shouldn't have 3, for his convenience? So you can keep one at your girlfriend's house so you don't have to lug the monstrosity back and forth? And your cohort is greedy?

Um, tell you what, let me help you out. Send it to me. I'd love one, but couldn't afford such a luxury. Or maybe give it to some lowly cleaning person in your office who doesn't even have a Sony Walkman? Hmmmmm?

I love you man, but really. Wasn't it you who called something "white people problems?"

1%er! Us 99% are on food stamps and we ain't got no I-pads!

06-01-2012, 10:57 AM	#1
jimhelm a beautiful fool Join Date: Sep 2010 Location: 39.939705 Posts: 4,504	Greed. About a year an a half ago, Nissan was giving away an iPad for something or other. My counterpart here wanted it. I didn't really care, so I helped him win it. Then there was another contest from the service contract people, and we won 2 iPads. We each got one. great. cool toy to have. So the last 2 months there has been a new contest for the new iPad3. Last night it came out that he thinks he should get it if we win. I would like to have it because I leave mine at Amanda's house, and I could use it ... but I certainly don't NEED it. I just can't believe what a pig this fucker is. I mean, I KNOW he's a greedy fuck.... but this is ridiculous. he needs 3 iPads? 3? I'm gonna try to get our boss to take it if we win. That's spiteful of me.... but goddamn. __________________ There's a Shadow just behind me. Shrouding every step I take. Making every promise empty, pointing every finger at me. _tool

06-01-2012, 11:06 AM	#2
glatt ™ Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: Arlington, VA Posts: 27,717	Why do you hate America?

06-01-2012, 11:25 AM	#3
infinite monkey Person who doesn't update the user title Join Date: Mar 2011 Posts: 13,002	heh. I felt bad because I had no 3 ipads until I met a man who only had 1. Jim. You think you should have 2, for your convenience, and dude shouldn't have 3, for his convenience? So you can keep one at your girlfriend's house so you don't have to lug the monstrosity back and forth? And your cohort is greedy? Um, tell you what, let me help you out. Send it to me. I'd love one, but couldn't afford such a luxury. Or maybe give it to some lowly cleaning person in your office who doesn't even have a Sony Walkman? Hmmmmm? I love you man, but really. Wasn't it you who called something "white people problems?"

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