What are the bad things you want? - Page 10

Kagen4o4 · 06-21-2006, 09:23 PM

just stay out of the room marked "Kagen's play house". only special Cellarites get the key to that room. well as soon as it gets walls anyway

Trilby · 06-21-2006, 09:32 PM

Is no one here alarmed at all about what crimson ghostie wants?

capnhowdy · 06-21-2006, 09:40 PM

alarmed?

I wasn't even alerted.

Kagen4o4 · 06-21-2006, 11:54 PM

it was a denis leary speech wasnt it?

skysidhe · 06-22-2006, 01:33 AM

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Originally Posted by AlternateGray

Let's see... a divorce, and a harem. A quiet, over-libidinous harem... full of physicists... gorgeous ones, who double as bodyguards, with handguns in thigh holsters and miniskirts so short, they could carry a change of clothes in a matchbox... To protect me and my billions of dollars earned through gun-running and arms dealing. That's a start. Oh yeah, and I want my own religion, one that comes with promiscuous 21-year old norwegian altar-girls.

good. very good

...... I mean bad...yeah very bad.....

I can't think of the bad things I want.

oh yeah, how about living in a harem with pink fuzzy toliet seat covers. Lingerie for every occassion and the right to choose.

or how about being immortal. That's immortal not immoral. :p

AlternateGray · 06-22-2006, 03:35 AM

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Originally Posted by skysidhe

I can't think of the bad things I want.

Hmmm.... An untarnished soul... someone needs to get to work on this one, quick.

It'll take time, but I think I could set you up with an addiction of your choice, a few deviant fetishes and an overall penchant for all things Forbidden. Just let me know when you're ready.

xoxoxoBruce · 06-22-2006, 05:29 AM

Sure, "addiction of your choice, a few deviant fetishes and an overall penchant for all things Forbidden" are easy.
Proving these are "bad" things is the hard part.

Kagen4o4 · 06-22-2006, 06:22 AM

i want a dollar for everytime xoB says "

"

Sundae · 06-22-2006, 07:32 AM

I want my ex-colleague to contract some kind of disease that makes her put on weight regardless of what she eats. Then she won't be able to torture her new colleagues who are on diets by saying, "Oh I've never been on a diet, I just stop eating when I'm no longer hungry". Yes, because you are 4'9" and have a stomach the size of a pickled walnut!

Oh and I'd quite like her daughter to catch crabs.

Spexxvet · 06-22-2006, 09:33 AM

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Originally Posted by AlternateGray

Hmmm.... An untarnished soul... someone needs to get to work on this one, quick.

It'll take time, but I think I could set you up with an addiction of your choice, a few deviant fetishes and an overall penchant for all things Forbidden. Just let me know when you're ready.

Include greed and you've got a republican.

skysidhe · 06-22-2006, 09:44 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by AlternateGray

Hmmm.... An untarnished soul... someone needs to get to work on this one, quick.

It'll take time, but I think I could set you up with an addiction of your choice, a few deviant fetishes and an overall penchant for all things Forbidden. Just let me know when you're ready.

whoo hoo , see? I knew a thread like this would pay off.

I was like so ready yesterday! 'cause I already have have the overall penchant I am just too pooped to pop but do
have to work on it for real. My root chankra says so.
( see other thread lol)

Quote:

Originally Posted by xoxoxoBruce

Sure, "addiction of your choice, a few deviant fetishes and an overall penchant for all things Forbidden" are easy.
Proving these are "bad" things is the hard part.

exactly. .....I should have used 'addiction of your choice' and 'diviant fetishes' as my catch line instead of the word bad. It's not like we want to rob a bank or something.huh

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Originally Posted by Kagen4o4

i want a dollar for everytime xoB says "

"

I want to be like kagen. That would be a bad thing. I'd be witty but I'd also have to shave. Nah. I'll just stay lame.

AlternateGray · 06-22-2006, 10:06 AM

[quote=skysidhe] It's not like we want to rob a bank or something.huh;QUOTE]

Umm... Noooo. Of course not. Never.

(Adds to list)

skysidhe · 06-22-2006, 10:18 AM

hehehe

now remember I said a bank and not a '7 eleven store' :p

ooh I thought of one!

I want to go to my neighbors yard cut the flowers down and make myself a bouquet. Now I'm cook'in. ...yep

I want free car repair. I want the shop guy to tell me my battery is free!

Trilby · 06-22-2006, 10:52 AM

I want everyone I hate to spontaneously combust.

Shawnee123 · 06-22-2006, 12:29 PM

I want money

06-21-2006, 09:23 PM	#136
Kagen4o4 The Sheriff of Nothingland Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Melbourne, Aus Posts: 1,794	just stay out of the room marked "Kagen's play house". only special Cellarites get the key to that room. well as soon as it gets walls anyway __________________ something we both can enjoy??

06-21-2006, 09:32 PM	#137
Trilby Slattern of the Swail Join Date: Jul 2004 Posts: 15,654	Is no one here alarmed at all about what crimson ghostie wants? __________________ In Barrie's play and novel, the roles of fairies are brief: they are allies to the Lost Boys, the source of fairy dust and ...They are portrayed as dangerous, whimsical and extremely clever but quite hedonistic. "Shall I give you a kiss?" Peter asked and, jerking an acorn button off his coat, solemnly presented it to her. —James Barrie Wimminfolk they be tricksy. - ZenGum

06-21-2006, 09:40 PM	#138
capnhowdy Blatantly Homosapien Join Date: Mar 2004 Posts: 6,200	alarmed? I wasn't even alerted. __________________ Please type slowly. I can't read very fast............... and no holy water, please.

06-21-2006, 11:54 PM	#139
Kagen4o4 The Sheriff of Nothingland Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Melbourne, Aus Posts: 1,794	it was a denis leary speech wasnt it? __________________ something we both can enjoy??

06-22-2006, 05:29 AM	#142
xoxoxoBruce The future is unwritten Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 71,105	Sure, "addiction of your choice, a few deviant fetishes and an overall penchant for all things Forbidden" are easy. Proving these are "bad" things is the hard part. __________________ The descent of man ~ Nixon, Friedman, Reagan, Trump.

06-22-2006, 06:22 AM	#143
Kagen4o4 The Sheriff of Nothingland Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Melbourne, Aus Posts: 1,794	i want a dollar for everytime xoB says "" __________________ something we both can enjoy??

06-22-2006, 07:32 AM	#144
Sundae polaroid of perfection Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: West Yorkshire Posts: 24,185	I want my ex-colleague to contract some kind of disease that makes her put on weight regardless of what she eats. Then she won't be able to torture her new colleagues who are on diets by saying, "Oh I've never been on a diet, I just stop eating when I'm no longer hungry". Yes, because you are 4'9" and have a stomach the size of a pickled walnut! Oh and I'd quite like her daughter to catch crabs.

06-22-2006, 10:06 AM	#147
AlternateGray red-shirt guy Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: Colorado Posts: 101	[quote=skysidhe] It's not like we want to rob a bank or something.huh;QUOTE] Umm... Noooo. Of course not. Never. (Adds to list) __________________ If it wasn't for hypergraphia, I wouldn't have put anything here at all. Last edited by AlternateGray; 06-22-2006 at 10:15 AM.

06-22-2006, 10:18 AM	#148
skysidhe ~~Life is either a daring adventure or nothing.~~ Join Date: Apr 2006 Posts: 6,828	hehehe now remember I said a bank and not a '7 eleven store' :p ooh I thought of one! I want to go to my neighbors yard cut the flowers down and make myself a bouquet. Now I'm cook'in. ...yep I want free car repair. I want the shop guy to tell me my battery is free! Last edited by skysidhe; 06-22-2006 at 10:25 AM.

06-22-2006, 10:52 AM	#149
Trilby Slattern of the Swail Join Date: Jul 2004 Posts: 15,654	I want everyone I hate to spontaneously combust. __________________ In Barrie's play and novel, the roles of fairies are brief: they are allies to the Lost Boys, the source of fairy dust and ...They are portrayed as dangerous, whimsical and extremely clever but quite hedonistic. "Shall I give you a kiss?" Peter asked and, jerking an acorn button off his coat, solemnly presented it to her. —James Barrie Wimminfolk they be tricksy. - ZenGum

06-22-2006, 12:29 PM	#150
Shawnee123 Why, you're a regular Alfred E Einstein, ain't ya? Join Date: Jun 2006 Posts: 21,206	I want money __________________ A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones who need the advice. --Bill Cosby

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