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03-14-2007, 04:13 PM
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When Do I Get Virtual Unreality?
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Mine had something that rhymed with abortion. :p Here's another example:
You gave me some We both had fun And now, what's this? Extortion? You've slapped me hard With child support You should've had the abortion. Any Hallmark scouts here?
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03-14-2007, 04:42 PM
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Master Dwellar
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"Never should have said yes to Cletus.
Now I have to abort this fetus."
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03-14-2007, 04:56 PM
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Makes some feel uncomfortable
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On our wedding day
You gave me a ring Gave me herpes and AIDs I said not a thing In spite of that we did Have lots of fun I don’t want a kid Get an abortion Lovingly,
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03-14-2007, 04:57 PM
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Makes some feel uncomfortable
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If you want me you will
take the morning after pill
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03-14-2007, 05:07 PM
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Master Dwellar
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"No way am I keeping your little runt!
I'll have it scraped from out my... damn! Writers block!!!
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03-14-2007, 06:17 PM
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Professor
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Reminds me of something my buddy said to me, he was like "if she's gonna be like 'Tony, I think I'm...' then I'll just punch her in the stomach no questions asked." Except what he said was way worse... but still funny in my opinion. |
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03-14-2007, 07:24 PM
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I can hear my ears
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I said i'd love you forever
If you would just let me inside I didn't think, no, nuh uh, never There'd be talk of you being my bride You say my child grows in your tummy And that it's the right thing to do You must think I'm some kind of dummy If you think I'm marrying you I do have some advice for you to heed And especially one certain portion Get your ass down to the clinic, indeed And make with the fucking abortion.
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03-14-2007, 08:04 PM
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bent over knees your pregnant? *left jab* to the ovaries.
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03-14-2007, 08:06 PM
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Pump my ride!
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Looking at it from the woman's viewpoint...:
So contrary my lover When putting it about He did insist Even when pissed ‘Twas better in than out. So I obliged my lover Practised a cardinal sin My tummy’s swelling He’s now yelling It’s better out than in! He didn’t mean by childbirth, no That isn’t how his thought shone Instead ‘twas cruel I feel a fool By out he meant abortion
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03-14-2007, 08:17 PM
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The Sheriff of Nothingland
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Location: Melbourne, Aus
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you need a sign that reads "proceed with caution"
cause i'll kill you both if you don't get the abortion. you heard me right, im that fucking crazy not wearing a condom, that just makes me lazy. what does it make you, if you decide to keep the kid it makes you a whore, with proof of what you did you're not even married, your god will disown you it wont be worth it, believe me, when im through i'll rip your minge open and put it back in. at this point you'd be thinking, "abortion aint a sin" you'll scream for mercy, you'll scream in pain with fruitless effort, it will all be in vain look on the bright side, you'll be together in a tomb or a more painless option, would just be the vacuum sorry i forgot to ask, how was your day? i got a new secretary, and i must say, shes got fantasic legs, id love to pin her anyway i'll see you at home, oh and whats for dinner? chicken again? we had that last night! why cant we have steak, moneys not that tight fine i'll pick up a roast, do we need milk? no milk too? what do you do all day? besides get knocked up, and expect me to pay. i'm done with this shit, this poems getting old just scramble its brains, my secretary's getting cold.
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something we both can enjoy?? 
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03-14-2007, 08:18 PM
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The Sheriff of Nothingland
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sorry i got carried away
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something we both can enjoy??
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03-14-2007, 09:14 PM
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Yeah, you sure did.
 
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03-14-2007, 10:11 PM
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03-15-2007, 08:14 AM
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The future is unwritten
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03-15-2007, 09:22 AM
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Makes some feel uncomfortable
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