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07-29-2013, 05:32 AM
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Larger than life and twice as ugly.
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The Cellar: If you wanted to join in last time around, but didn't, this is your chance now. This is your last chance. After this, there is no turning back. You take the blue pill – the story ends, you wake up in your bed and believe whatever you want to believe. You take the red pill – you stay in Wonderland, and I show you how deep the rabbit hole goes. Remember, all I'm offering is the truth – nothing more.
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We must all go through a rite of passage. It must be physical, it must be painful, and it must leave a mark. I have no knowledge of the events which you are describing, and if I did have knowledge of them, I would be unable to discuss them with you now or at any future period.   Don't waste your time always searching for those wasted years |
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08-18-2013, 10:27 AM
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polaroid of perfection
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The Cellar: You know what? It isn't that hard to get a camel through the eye of a needle. Steve Jobs said so in a seance last night.
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Life's hard you know, so strike a pose on a Cadillac |
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08-18-2013, 12:10 PM
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still says videotape
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The Cellar: You know what? It isn't that hard to get a camel through the eye of a needle. It is as simple as pressing puree.
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If you would only recognize that life is hard, things would be so much easier for you. - Louis D. Brandeis |
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08-18-2013, 04:09 PM
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Person who doesn't update the user title
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It's only hard if you try to get camel through backwards.
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10-16-2013, 09:39 PM
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I love it when a plan comes together.
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The Cellar: Agree to disagree, but disagree to part your hair down the middle and become a zipper head.
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10-23-2013, 11:38 AM
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I love it when a plan comes together.
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The Cellar: weer in ur dictionary verbin ur nounz an' in ur spel chekkerz foneticizin ur wordz.
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10-24-2013, 03:04 PM
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Almost normal...
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The Cellar: Then I woke up with my face in my cornflakes...
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12-13-2013, 11:16 PM
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I love it when a plan comes together.
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The Cellar: Mental midget tossing every third Thursday during Happy Hour which ironically was named for one of the seven dwarfs.
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02-14-2014, 12:15 PM
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I love it when a plan comes together.
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The Cellar: The answers are printed upside down at the bottom of the quiz which is so easy you could pass it standing on your head
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02-22-2014, 03:59 AM
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I love it when a plan comes together.
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The Cellar: Boom Shaka Laka Laka [No Shakas or Lakas were harmed during the making of this tagline.]
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03-07-2014, 08:57 PM
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I love it when a plan comes together.
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The Cellar: We WILL rock you ... though it would be way cooler Yoda style: Rock you we WILL
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04-11-2014, 10:28 PM
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I love it when a plan comes together.
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The Cellar: Oh, how we've suffered. By we I mean me and by way of misery loves company, YOU!
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04-22-2014, 10:00 PM
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I love it when a plan comes together.
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The Cellar: It's life, Jim, but not as we know it ... I think I'll call it Sherry
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05-02-2014, 12:27 PM
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I love it when a plan comes together.
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The Cellar: Who the hell am I and why am I here? Oh yeah, I'm the Kwisatz Haderach looking for worms.
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