What are the bad things you want? - Page 9

Kagen4o4 · 05-28-2006, 07:45 PM

i dont want to brag but i have shown a few women that a dvd can be better than a VHS if you know what i mean

Trilby · 05-28-2006, 08:30 PM

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Originally Posted by Kagen4o4

i dont want to brag but i have shown a few women that a dvd can be better than a VHS if you know what i mean

No, I'm not quite sure I do know what you mean. Do tell!

Kagen4o4 · 05-28-2006, 10:33 PM

note the

that indicates i have no idea what it means either. but im sure it would be quite kinky.

skysidhe · 06-07-2006, 09:04 AM

I want to go to someones house with a bar and try every drink I havn't yet tried. This might require frequent trips to the bathroom and the possiblity of being taken advantage of. ' I would hope' :P J/K!

I want to go to an all you can eat buffet and try only the desserts. One right after the other. J/K!

Spexxvet · 06-07-2006, 10:36 AM

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Originally Posted by Kagen4o4

i dont want to brag but i have shown a few women that a dvd can be better than a VHS if you know what i mean

dvd! hahahahahahahahaha

Elspode · 06-07-2006, 11:36 AM

[quote=skysidhe]I want to go to someones house with a bar and try every drink I havn't yet tried. This might require frequent trips to the bathroom and the possiblity of being taken advantage of. ' I would hope' :P J/K!
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Wouldn't being taken advantage of in the bathroom get a bit, um...messy? And you don't have to be soused to be taken advantage of. Just being cooperative, willing and flirtatious usually gets the job done.

xoxoxoBruce · 06-07-2006, 09:07 PM

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Wouldn't being taken advantage of in the bathroom get a bit, um...messy? And you don't have to be soused to be taken advantage of. Just being cooperative, willing and flirtatious usually gets the job done.

Or show up naked.

Crimson Ghost · 06-07-2006, 11:15 PM

I'm the enemy, 'cause I like to think, I like to read. I'm into freedom of speech, and freedom of choice. I'm the kinda guy that likes to sit in a greasy spoon and wonder, "Gee, should I have the T-bone steak or the jumbo rack of barbecue ribs with the side-order of gravy fries?" I want high cholesterol! I wanna eat bacon, and butter, and buckets of cheese, okay?! I wanna smoke a Cuban cigar the size of Cincinnati in the non-smoking section! I wanna run naked through the street, with green Jell-O all over my body, reading Playboy magazine. Why? Because I suddenly may feel the need to, okay, pal? I've seen the future. You know what it is? It's a 47-year-old virgin, sitting around in his beige pajamas, drinking a banana-broccoli shake, singing, "I'm an Oscar Meyer wiener." - Denis Leary

I want to be the Roman Centurion who nailed The Christ to the cross.
I want to be the SS officer who decided who lived or died as they got off the train.
I want to be the serial killer who got way.
I want to be the dictator who massacred his people.
I want to deep-fry your corpse and eat for a week.
I want to watch the world bleed to death.
I want to gouge out your eyes and skullfuck you.

Just some of the bad things I want.

wolf · 06-08-2006, 12:58 AM

Right now I could do with an entire spice cake.

skysidhe · 06-11-2006, 10:32 PM

@ elspode ,

haha, well the 'being taken advantage of' was an afterthought and separate from the bathroom but I know you were teasing. grr @ typing appearing so bland.

@ bruce, If I ever did such a thing , nakedness would be a given. If the sparks fly ....or I'm drunk enough.:P

skysidhe · 06-11-2006, 10:38 PM

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Originally Posted by wolf

Right now I could do with an entire spice cake.

mmmm fellow pastry lover

primal muse · 06-20-2006, 08:38 PM

right now i really want tacos from jack in the box. unfortunaetly i am on a diet and totally cheated yesterday.

AlternateGray · 06-21-2006, 06:54 AM

Let's see... a divorce, and a harem. A quiet, over-libidinous harem... full of physicists... gorgeous ones, who double as bodyguards, with handguns in thigh holsters and miniskirts so short, they could carry a change of clothes in a matchbox... To protect me and my billions of dollars earned through gun-running and arms dealing. That's a start. Oh yeah, and I want my own religion, one that comes with promiscuous 21-year old norwegian altar-girls.

Griff · 06-21-2006, 07:00 AM

Welcome to the cellar , I've got a funny feeling you're gonna fit in here.

AlternateGray · 06-21-2006, 07:13 AM

Thanks. Yeah, I looked around a little bit, and realized that I'd found a home.

05-28-2006, 07:45 PM	#121
Kagen4o4 The Sheriff of Nothingland Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Melbourne, Aus Posts: 1,794	i dont want to brag but i have shown a few women that a dvd can be better than a VHS if you know what i mean __________________ something we both can enjoy??

05-28-2006, 10:33 PM	#123
Kagen4o4 The Sheriff of Nothingland Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Melbourne, Aus Posts: 1,794	note the that indicates i have no idea what it means either. but im sure it would be quite kinky. __________________ something we both can enjoy??

06-07-2006, 11:36 AM	#126
Elspode When Do I Get Virtual Unreality? Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Raytown, Missouri Posts: 12,719	[quote=skysidhe]I want to go to someones house with a bar and try every drink I havn't yet tried. This might require frequent trips to the bathroom and the possiblity of being taken advantage of. ' I would hope' :P J/K! [quote] Wouldn't being taken advantage of in the bathroom get a bit, um...messy? And you don't have to be soused to be taken advantage of. Just being cooperative, willing and flirtatious usually gets the job done. __________________ "To those of you who are wearing ties, I think my dad would appreciate it if you took them off." - Robert Moog

06-07-2006, 11:15 PM	#128
Crimson Ghost Larger than life and twice as ugly. Join Date: Apr 2004 Posts: 5,264	I'm the enemy, 'cause I like to think, I like to read. I'm into freedom of speech, and freedom of choice. I'm the kinda guy that likes to sit in a greasy spoon and wonder, "Gee, should I have the T-bone steak or the jumbo rack of barbecue ribs with the side-order of gravy fries?" I want high cholesterol! I wanna eat bacon, and butter, and buckets of cheese, okay?! I wanna smoke a Cuban cigar the size of Cincinnati in the non-smoking section! I wanna run naked through the street, with green Jell-O all over my body, reading Playboy magazine. Why? Because I suddenly may feel the need to, okay, pal? I've seen the future. You know what it is? It's a 47-year-old virgin, sitting around in his beige pajamas, drinking a banana-broccoli shake, singing, "I'm an Oscar Meyer wiener." - Denis Leary I want to be the Roman Centurion who nailed The Christ to the cross. I want to be the SS officer who decided who lived or died as they got off the train. I want to be the serial killer who got way. I want to be the dictator who massacred his people. I want to deep-fry your corpse and eat for a week. I want to watch the world bleed to death. I want to gouge out your eyes and skullfuck you. Just some of the bad things I want. __________________ We must all go through a rite of passage. It must be physical, it must be painful, and it must leave a mark. I have no knowledge of the events which you are describing, and if I did have knowledge of them, I would be unable to discuss them with you now or at any future period. Don't waste your time always searching for those wasted years

06-08-2006, 12:58 AM	#129
wolf lobber of scimitars Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Phila Burbs Posts: 20,774	Right now I could do with an entire spice cake. __________________ wolf eht htiw og "Conspiracies are the norm, not the exception." --G. Edward Griffin The Creature from Jekyll Island High Priestess of the Church of the Whale Penis

06-07-2006, 09:04 AM	#124
skysidhe ~~Life is either a daring adventure or nothing.~~ Join Date: Apr 2006 Posts: 6,828	I want to go to someones house with a bar and try every drink I havn't yet tried. This might require frequent trips to the bathroom and the possiblity of being taken advantage of. ' I would hope' :P J/K! I want to go to an all you can eat buffet and try only the desserts. One right after the other. J/K!

06-11-2006, 10:32 PM	#130
skysidhe ~~Life is either a daring adventure or nothing.~~ Join Date: Apr 2006 Posts: 6,828	@ elspode , haha, well the 'being taken advantage of' was an afterthought and separate from the bathroom but I know you were teasing. grr @ typing appearing so bland. @ bruce, If I ever did such a thing , nakedness would be a given. If the sparks fly ....or I'm drunk enough.:P Last edited by skysidhe; 06-11-2006 at 10:35 PM.

06-20-2006, 08:38 PM	#132
primal muse ive been mad for fucking years Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: in a low place like home Posts: 27	right now i really want tacos from jack in the box. unfortunaetly i am on a diet and totally cheated yesterday. __________________ if you only knew all the love that ive found its hard to keep my soul on the ground Blasphemy Forums

06-21-2006, 06:54 AM	#133
AlternateGray red-shirt guy Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: Colorado Posts: 101	Let's see... a divorce, and a harem. A quiet, over-libidinous harem... full of physicists... gorgeous ones, who double as bodyguards, with handguns in thigh holsters and miniskirts so short, they could carry a change of clothes in a matchbox... To protect me and my billions of dollars earned through gun-running and arms dealing. That's a start. Oh yeah, and I want my own religion, one that comes with promiscuous 21-year old norwegian altar-girls.

06-21-2006, 07:00 AM	#134
Griff still says videotape Join Date: Feb 2001 Posts: 26,813	Welcome to the cellar , I've got a funny feeling you're gonna fit in here. __________________ If you would only recognize that life is hard, things would be so much easier for you. - Louis D. Brandeis

06-21-2006, 07:13 AM	#135
AlternateGray red-shirt guy Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: Colorado Posts: 101	Thanks. Yeah, I looked around a little bit, and realized that I'd found a home.

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