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02-18-2010, 05:47 PM | #1 |
Slattern of the Swail
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What Did YOUR Kitty do?
My kitty (Spiderman) crawled up on my shoulder to suck on my earlobe and purr and then she passed some wicked gas. There's a cloud hovering over the keyboard as I type.
What did your kitty do?
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02-18-2010, 05:48 PM | #2 |
I can hear my ears
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Spike farts constantly, the piker.
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02-18-2010, 07:04 PM | #3 |
When Do I Get Virtual Unreality?
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Eden is also a methane factory, and he likes to terrorize the other cats. He is young and playful.
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02-18-2010, 07:21 PM | #4 |
Touring the facilities
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Cleo tears up carpet.
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02-18-2010, 07:53 PM | #5 |
Are you knock-kneed?
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Turbo bites Pico and makes him yelp like a baby. Neither one of them fart.
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02-18-2010, 08:46 PM | #6 |
Gone and done
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Luna barfs. Often.
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02-18-2010, 08:57 PM | #7 |
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Is this a thread about vaginas?
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02-19-2010, 08:09 AM | #8 |
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In Barrie's play and novel, the roles of fairies are brief: they are allies to the Lost Boys, the source of fairy dust and ...They are portrayed as dangerous, whimsical and extremely clever but quite hedonistic. "Shall I give you a kiss?" Peter asked and, jerking an acorn button off his coat, solemnly presented it to her. —James Barrie Wimminfolk they be tricksy. - ZenGum |
02-19-2010, 08:16 AM | #9 |
Why, you're a regular Alfred E Einstein, ain't ya?
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My cats don't fart that I know of. They eat a lot, and poo a lot.
And Gaines won't stop his incessant meowing. He wants to go outside, until I open the door and he stands there looking outside and looks at me like "waddya mean it's still cold?" I wouldn't think he'd mind. We found him hiding under my car one winter when we had a streak of minus 20 temps, a thousand years ago. So he doesn't go out then he meows again, repeat process. He's really lucky he's so darn cute. Oh, and 17 in April Tajjy likes to barf. Well, I don't know if she really LIKES it, but she does it a lot.
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02-19-2010, 08:30 AM | #10 |
still says videotape
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Ray works Merlin's perimeter for hours upon hours. Merlin, being an Aussie, can't turn his attention away.
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02-19-2010, 10:15 AM | #11 |
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My Bombay, Slick, is a very well-behaved kitteh. But he will only drink from the bathtub.
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02-19-2010, 12:12 PM | #12 |
Come on, cat.
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Dennis is a good boy. Best cat I've ever had.
Spike just ate a ham sandwich. And farted.
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02-19-2010, 12:34 PM | #13 |
Encroaching on your decrees
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Spike's a nickname for LJ, right?
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02-19-2010, 12:48 PM | #14 |
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Flicker and Sylvester are still kittens yet, so there's plenty of high spirits to go around. This morning they were playing a game of tag combined with a game of let's see who can jump highest off the bed. Woke me right up, that did. Neither one farts, thank heavens.
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02-19-2010, 12:49 PM | #15 |
Why, you're a regular Alfred E Einstein, ain't ya?
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Taj is happier drinking out of my glass of water. So, in addition to their water bowl, I keep a big cup of water on the floor in front of the TV. Her head is always in it.
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