Screw food...

henry quirk · 10-02-2012, 04:00 PM

...gimme coffee and cigarettes.

footfootfoot · 10-02-2012, 04:22 PM

I thought screw food was oysters and ginseng. What have I been missing out on?

henry quirk · 10-02-2012, 04:48 PM

HA!

Gravdigr · 10-03-2012, 05:03 PM

I thought screw food was microwave burritos and Wild Turkey?

Gravdigr · 10-03-2012, 05:05 PM

Scratch that...I think pot, Wild Turkey, then Waffle House...now that's screw food!

ZenGum · 10-03-2012, 08:26 PM

So I was having a party, and decided to make it a theme party, and sent out the invitations to say it was a "mood party". Guests were to come dressed as some kind of mood.

So all was going well until two of my Pakistani* friends turned up. They were both naked. One was holding a bowl of custard so that his dick drooped into it, and the other had made a hole in a pear and put his dick through it.

"What the hell moods are you two?" I asked.

"I am deep in despair" said one.

"Yeah, and I am fucking disgusted"

* The accent is necessary for the joke. It could have been Indian, but this joke was originally told to me by a Pakistani.

footfootfoot · 10-03-2012, 10:10 PM

So sorry, I thought you said, "Goats."

Sundae · 10-04-2012, 02:54 AM

Would've worked with Jamaicans too.
Although I suspect one if them would've been fucking dis beercan.

ZenGum · 10-04-2012, 03:18 AM

I'm not sure that's a mood.

And I know exactly to which arrow of desire your signature line refers, and what you intend to do with it when it is brought.

Sundae · 10-04-2012, 03:27 PM

The mood would have been longing. So there.

If you do know what I am referring to in my sig, you will know it's not actually Arrow I desire

I suspect you have it right though. Being a smart chap and me being relentlessly predictable.

BigV · 10-08-2012, 03:49 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ZenGum

So I was having a party, and decided to make it a theme party, and sent out the invitations to say it was a "mood party". Guests were to come dressed as some kind of mood.

So all was going well until two of my Pakistani* friends turned up. They were both naked. One was holding a bowl of custard so that his dick drooped into it, and the other had made a hole in a pear and put his dick through it.

"What the hell moods are you two?" I asked.

"Yeah, and I am fucking disgusted"

"I am deep in despair" said one.

* The accent is necessary for the joke. It could have been Indian, but this joke was originally told to me by a Pakistani.

FTFY.

yeesh.

infinite monkey · 10-08-2012, 03:59 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BigV

FTFY.

yeesh.

Huh?

Quote:

Originally Posted by ZenGum
So I was having a party, and decided to make it a theme party, and sent out the invitations to say it was a "mood party". Guests were to come dressed as some kind of mood.

So all was going well until two of my Pakistani* friends turned up. They were both naked. One was holding a bowl of custard so that his dick drooped into it, and the other had made a hole in a pear and put his dick through it.

"What the hell moods are you two?" I asked.

"Yeah, and I am fucking disgusted"

"I am deep in despair" said one.

* The accent is necessary for the joke. It could have been Indian, but this joke was originally told to me by a Pakistani.

footfootfoot · 10-08-2012, 04:13 PM

Goddamn lousy rain!

10-02-2012, 04:00 PM	#1
henry quirk maskless: yesterday, today, tomorrow Join Date: Jan 2009 Posts: 2,162	Screw food... ...gimme coffee and cigarettes.

10-02-2012, 04:22 PM	#2
footfootfoot To shreds, you say? Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: in the house and on the street-how many, many feet we meet! Posts: 18,449	I thought screw food was oysters and ginseng. What have I been missing out on? __________________ The internet is a hateful stew of vomit you can never take completely seriously. - Her Fobs

10-03-2012, 05:03 PM	#4
Gravdigr The Un-Tuckian Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: South Central...KY that is Posts: 39,517	I thought screw food was microwave burritos and Wild Turkey? __________________ These statements have not been evaluated by the FDA, EPA, FBI, DEA, CDC, or FDIC. These statements are not intended to diagnose, cause, treat, cure, or prevent any disease. If you feel you have been harmed/offended by, or, disagree with any of the above statements or images, please feel free to fuck right off.

10-03-2012, 05:05 PM	#5
Gravdigr The Un-Tuckian Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: South Central...KY that is Posts: 39,517	Scratch that...I think pot, Wild Turkey, then Waffle House...now that's screw food! __________________ These statements have not been evaluated by the FDA, EPA, FBI, DEA, CDC, or FDIC. These statements are not intended to diagnose, cause, treat, cure, or prevent any disease. If you feel you have been harmed/offended by, or, disagree with any of the above statements or images, please feel free to fuck right off.

10-03-2012, 08:26 PM	#6
ZenGum Doctor Wtf Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: Badelaide, Baustralia Posts: 12,861	So I was having a party, and decided to make it a theme party, and sent out the invitations to say it was a "mood party". Guests were to come dressed as some kind of mood. So all was going well until two of my Pakistani* friends turned up. They were both naked. One was holding a bowl of custard so that his dick drooped into it, and the other had made a hole in a pear and put his dick through it. "What the hell moods are you two?" I asked. "I am deep in despair" said one. "Yeah, and I am fucking disgusted" * The accent is necessary for the joke. It could have been Indian, but this joke was originally told to me by a Pakistani. __________________ Shut up and hug. MoreThanPretty, Nov 5, 2008. Just because I'm nominally polite, does not make me a pussy. Sundae Girl.

10-02-2012, 04:48 PM	#3
henry quirk maskless: yesterday, today, tomorrow Join Date: Jan 2009 Posts: 2,162	HA!

10-03-2012, 10:10 PM	#7
footfootfoot To shreds, you say? Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: in the house and on the street-how many, many feet we meet! Posts: 18,449	So sorry, I thought you said, "Goats." __________________ The internet is a hateful stew of vomit you can never take completely seriously. - Her Fobs

10-04-2012, 02:54 AM	#8
Sundae polaroid of perfection Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: West Yorkshire Posts: 24,185	Would've worked with Jamaicans too. Although I suspect one if them would've been fucking dis beercan. __________________ Life's hard you know, so strike a pose on a Cadillac

10-04-2012, 03:18 AM	#9
ZenGum Doctor Wtf Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: Badelaide, Baustralia Posts: 12,861	I'm not sure that's a mood. And I know exactly to which arrow of desire your signature line refers, and what you intend to do with it when it is brought. __________________ Shut up and hug. MoreThanPretty, Nov 5, 2008. Just because I'm nominally polite, does not make me a pussy. Sundae Girl.

10-04-2012, 03:27 PM	#10
Sundae polaroid of perfection Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: West Yorkshire Posts: 24,185	The mood would have been longing. So there. If you do know what I am referring to in my sig, you will know it's not actually Arrow I desire I suspect you have it right though. Being a smart chap and me being relentlessly predictable. __________________ Life's hard you know, so strike a pose on a Cadillac

10-08-2012, 04:13 PM	#13
footfootfoot To shreds, you say? Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: in the house and on the street-how many, many feet we meet! Posts: 18,449	Goddamn lousy rain! __________________ The internet is a hateful stew of vomit you can never take completely seriously. - Her Fobs

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