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My mom used to use ammonia, to strip the wax on the floor. One time I told her I couldn't go to school, cuz I had pneumonia. She asked me how I knew, and I said because I could small ammonia. I was so gosh darned cute.
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04-26-2007, 03:39 PM
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I hear them call the tide
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 Is that the sort of question you should be asking a stranger on the internet?
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04-25-2007, 11:37 PM
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Even If you choose to love me, I will always choose to fall.
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Ammonia smells bad. Really bad. I lost my sense of smell because of it.
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04-26-2007, 07:29 AM
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still says videotape
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Yellowish crud in sinus disturbed digestive tract not sleeping driving driving driving no exercise bad food make Homer grumpy
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04-26-2007, 08:54 AM
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Person who doesn't update the user title
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Morons I work with apparently mix ammonia and bleach...no wonder they're brain dead.
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04-26-2007, 08:57 AM
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04-26-2007, 10:20 AM
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UNDER CONDITIONAL MITIGATION
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Look what I did to my foot!
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04-26-2007, 10:35 AM
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Buddy tape the pinky toe to the one next to it. Then go to the ER and get X-rays. You could have dislocated it, too.
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04-26-2007, 02:41 PM
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 That's nothing to laugh about. Ouch. Better go ahead to the doc and get some meds. Its gonna start smarting real soon. No, I mean really smarting.
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04-26-2007, 10:29 AM
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Why, you're a regular Alfred E Einstein, ain't ya?
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Owwwwww! What happened?
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04-26-2007, 10:33 AM
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UNDER CONDITIONAL MITIGATION
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Caught my pinky toe on the edge of a bookcase. There was a very audible crack when it happened. I'm pretty sure I broke it, but it's not like they can put a cast on a toe, I just have to be nice to it until it heals.
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04-26-2007, 10:37 AM
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ow!
yeah, broken toes are a bitch, 'cause there's not much you can do. owie!
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04-26-2007, 02:08 PM
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First aid for broken toe:
Don't do it again.
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04-26-2007, 08:03 PM
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I'm kinda panicky.
I have a few symptoms of being up the duff but I'm about 100% positive I cant be. |
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04-26-2007, 08:08 PM
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still says videotape
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"about" Dangerous word.
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