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Old 05-21-2007, 02:13 PM   #31
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But, but, if his penis grows on her, doesn't that kind of spoil it?
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Old 05-21-2007, 03:38 PM   #32
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Could we please stop talking about my penis now?
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Old 05-21-2007, 03:41 PM   #33
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I was talking about your growth, Bruce was talking about your penis
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Old 05-21-2007, 08:29 PM   #34
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40, 50 year olds, never grow up do they.
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Old 05-21-2007, 09:31 PM   #35
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40, 50 year olds, never grow up do they.
Aint that the truth, I work with a bunch of them that are still fascinated with their bodily functions and INSIST on involving me in them.
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Old 05-21-2007, 09:33 PM   #36
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How long should you wait?

30 minutes after eating. That way your belly doesn't look so big.
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Old 05-22-2007, 01:11 PM   #37
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I was talking about your growth, Bruce was talking about your penis
Well that won't take long.
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Old 05-22-2007, 01:28 PM   #38
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I asked her today and she said yes, however she will need some time, which I am more than willing to give her. So things are looking up. Thanks to everyone that replied.
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Old 05-22-2007, 01:30 PM   #39
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Awesome!
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Old 05-22-2007, 06:56 PM   #40
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Hey, just got here.

How long should you wait for what?
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Old 05-22-2007, 07:38 PM   #41
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Woo Hoo King! Now, where are ya gonna take her??
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Old 05-22-2007, 08:12 PM   #42
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I suggest the zoo. No matter how big of a monkey you are (not that I'm saying you are a monkey) the primate exhibit is full of a bunch of bigger monkeys.
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Old 05-22-2007, 08:20 PM   #43
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How long should you wait before you take someone to the zoo?

Sheesh.
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Old 05-23-2007, 06:18 AM   #44
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How long should you wait before you take someone to the zoo?
I'm a little slow *shrugs*
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Old 05-23-2007, 07:35 AM   #45
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How long should you wait before you take someone to the zoo?

Sheesh.
It's a good, fun icebreaker. Something for the 0-3 months of a courtship, definitely.

Girl: "So like, ___ took me to the zoo and it was like, totally really fun. It was a great day and he bought me this cute lion stuffed animal!"

Guy:"Yeah I shelled out some money but it wasn' that much, it was the zoo. But she digs me now, yeah."
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