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kerosene The Sex Thread 05-31-2005, 03:11 PM

Brett\'s Honey Well....okay case...here... 05-31-2005, 04:15 PM

elSicomoro Case, you fucking suck...eat... 05-31-2005, 05:24 PM

Sun_Sparkz sycamore.. am i noticing a... 05-31-2005, 05:52 PM

elSicomoro You saw the smiley, right? ... 05-31-2005, 05:54 PM

lookout123 syc just thinks he has a shot... 05-31-2005, 06:01 PM

staceyv A sex thread- what an awesome... 05-31-2005, 06:46 PM

hot_pastrami I have been on the other side... 06-01-2005, 12:09 PM

elSicomoro Well, I AM single again... ... 05-31-2005, 09:29 PM

LCanal Hey Syc, I'll offer you... 05-31-2005, 10:29 PM

lumberjim well, there's a shocker. 06-01-2005, 05:38 PM

Clodfobble My husband and I are usually... 05-31-2005, 08:21 PM

LCanal Hmm. Got me to thinking about... 06-01-2005, 01:34 AM

staceyv I didn't say anything, but I... 06-01-2005, 06:59 AM

kerosene Cool! I had no idea this... 06-01-2005, 09:45 AM

kerosene Ugh, now I am resisting the... 06-01-2005, 09:53 AM

plthijinx I have that problem every now... 06-01-2005, 05:56 PM

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LCanal This came across my desk,... 06-02-2005, 04:17 AM

kerosene zippyt thank you for the... 06-02-2005, 08:28 AM

lumberjim cock! 05-31-2005, 08:44 PM

Carbonated_Brains LCanal, I feel like taking a... 06-01-2005, 12:29 AM

LCanal Alone or with Noi and her... 06-01-2005, 01:29 AM

Undertoad Naw, leave it, it ain't that... 06-01-2005, 10:02 AM

Clodfobble My gay boyfriend had actually... 06-01-2005, 10:18 AM

Trilby I want sex everyday. I like... 06-01-2005, 11:46 AM

jinx You just haven't met the... 06-02-2005, 09:17 AM

Trilby Ah, maybe so. *thinks* Naw.... 06-02-2005, 09:27 AM

SteveDallas Heheheh... she said "skirt"... 06-02-2005, 10:18 AM

Articrono Really small penises... Or... 07-14-2005, 10:28 AM

plthijinx :lol: good one! when i... 07-14-2005, 11:07 AM

Trilby hot pastrami-sounds like it... 06-01-2005, 12:22 PM

lookout123 ok Yoda. Sex, huh? i'm... 06-01-2005, 01:06 PM

hot_pastrami I should mention that I have... 06-01-2005, 01:20 PM

kerosene Woah, you guys really ran... 06-01-2005, 02:12 PM

anonymous sex what a hangup. i like... 06-01-2005, 12:54 PM

headsplice Let's not talk about sex in a... 06-01-2005, 01:02 PM

lookout123 oh and the wife and i have... 06-01-2005, 01:16 PM

elSicomoro How so? 06-01-2005, 05:55 PM

Perry Winkle Okay, I'm slowly reading my... 08-27-2007, 08:51 PM

jinx Buy her this... 08-27-2007, 09:09 PM

Perry Winkle She's been planning on going... 08-27-2007, 09:11 PM

Clodfobble ... A pool table isn't very... 06-01-2005, 06:57 PM

plthijinx but the felt is so sooooooft!... 06-02-2005, 11:51 AM

lookout123 ok, has anyone ever been... 06-02-2005, 01:06 PM

hot_pastrami Well, there was this one girl... 06-02-2005, 01:08 PM

lumberjim i'm just surprised that with... 06-01-2005, 10:14 PM

elSicomoro I'm amazed at that myself...I... 06-01-2005, 10:20 PM

wolf With respect to ZippyT's... 06-02-2005, 12:44 AM

staceyv That picture makes me want to... 06-02-2005, 09:05 AM

Trilby OK, guys. Tell us how you... 06-02-2005, 09:45 AM

vsp Frequently. 06-02-2005, 10:17 AM

lumberjim like a motorcycle throttle. ... 06-02-2005, 10:18 AM

anonymous stacyv, brianna, others? - I... 06-02-2005, 10:45 AM

homerunsally Dear Anonomous, no means yes... 12-02-2005, 10:15 PM

xoxoxoBruce It would be easier to build a... 12-03-2005, 12:09 AM

anonymous and another thing or maybe... 06-02-2005, 10:48 AM

Rock Steady I'm in the same boat, dude. ... 06-12-2005, 03:05 AM

xoxoxoBruce Most parents of teens 15 and... 06-12-2005, 07:27 PM

anonymous wasn't that way wehn we met. ... 06-02-2005, 10:50 AM

lookout123 how many children older? ... 06-02-2005, 10:54 AM

SteveDallas "I'm sorry, dear, we're going... 06-02-2005, 11:35 AM

elSicomoro The minute I hear "no,"... 06-02-2005, 10:54 AM

lookout123 no doesn't always mean no.... 06-02-2005, 10:56 AM

elSicomoro I don't play games with "no."... 06-02-2005, 11:09 AM

Silent You know, now that I think... 06-02-2005, 01:22 PM

elSicomoro The only time I ever ask is... 06-02-2005, 02:02 PM

kerosene I like toys, but only once in... 06-02-2005, 03:18 PM

elSicomoro "Dad, can I borrow your... 06-02-2005, 11:37 AM

Clodfobble I imagine most of the women... 06-02-2005, 11:38 AM

Lady Sidhe Hm...I'm the "toybox" type.... 06-02-2005, 01:57 PM

LCanal A woman friend of mine... 06-02-2005, 08:17 PM

perth That is a great idea and it... 06-02-2005, 10:12 PM

elSicomoro Browse this thread as she... 06-03-2005, 12:28 PM

vsp That is delightfully... 06-03-2005, 01:21 PM

anonymous lookou123 said how many... 06-02-2005, 03:42 PM

Brett\'s Honey No sex after kids?? 06-03-2005, 03:37 PM

elSicomoro Send them out for pizza and a... 06-02-2005, 03:47 PM

lookout123 so is the issue a lack of... 06-02-2005, 04:29 PM

glatt It's difficult with kids in... 06-02-2005, 04:47 PM

kerosene We usually wait until nap... 06-02-2005, 04:50 PM

lookout123 my son's 4th birthday is two... 06-02-2005, 04:52 PM

LCanal Firstly if you work until... 06-02-2005, 08:10 PM

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elSicomoro I wanna thank all you parents... 06-02-2005, 04:49 PM

kerosene Yeah, yeah. Well, at least... 06-02-2005, 04:51 PM

lumberjim my kids would like to thank... 06-02-2005, 07:43 PM

elSicomoro And hopefully, your kids will... 06-02-2005, 09:21 PM

elSicomoro Give your son a couple of... 06-02-2005, 05:00 PM

Lady Sidhe I said I'm a toybox kinda... 06-02-2005, 05:58 PM

staceyv "No" doesn't mean "no" when... 06-02-2005, 06:00 PM

LabRat We are in the same boat as... 06-03-2005, 09:02 AM

plthijinx i remember back when i was... 06-03-2005, 11:51 AM

Trilby *cough* what about BJ... 06-03-2005, 12:19 PM

plthijinx yeah, that's what i... 06-03-2005, 01:04 PM

lumberjim i told you. like a... 06-03-2005, 02:54 PM

hot_pastrami Just as long as it's not... 06-03-2005, 02:57 PM

lumberjim she'd have to be pretty... 06-03-2005, 02:58 PM

Silent I am really into the whole... 06-03-2005, 05:09 PM

LCanal Sometimes when I "get the... 06-03-2005, 09:41 PM

Elspode So...what about 'em? Do... 06-03-2005, 07:49 PM

LabRat #1 Squeeky clean. Not... 06-06-2005, 10:53 AM

staceyv um, LJ, I'm not sure if all... 06-04-2005, 05:27 AM

kerosene Stacey's first 2 points are... 06-04-2005, 05:46 PM

Elspode I was thinking of taking... 06-04-2005, 09:36 PM

Sun_Sparkz Shower.. theres one place... 06-05-2005, 11:33 PM

LCanal Hmm.:litebulb: Has... 06-06-2005, 02:17 AM

Brett\'s Honey Showers and Mirrors 06-06-2005, 03:21 AM

Brett\'s Honey shower head annoying? 06-06-2005, 03:29 AM

LCanal You mean like the ones with... 06-06-2005, 03:45 AM

Trilby Yes! 06-06-2005, 06:12 AM

Undertoad The Panasonic wet/dry shaver... 06-06-2005, 11:45 AM

staceyv but it's not so much of a... 06-06-2005, 04:06 PM

elSicomoro Making a merkin, Stacey? 06-06-2005, 04:08 PM

Clodfobble 1.) Yes, trimmed pubic hair... 06-06-2005, 05:07 PM

Trilby You need to build up your sex... 06-07-2005, 11:42 AM

plthijinx that and it lets the ol' figs... 06-07-2005, 12:09 PM

plthijinx all this talk about the guys... 06-07-2005, 09:12 PM

Nothing But Net Where's the cigar? 06-09-2005, 10:49 PM

plthijinx so you like to floss, eh?... 06-09-2005, 10:57 PM

Nothing But Net Flossing 06-09-2005, 11:01 PM

Sun_Sparkz i think a hitler or anything... 06-07-2005, 11:47 PM

lookout123 although i do enjoy a clean... 06-07-2005, 11:51 PM

elSicomoro Maybe Down Under...last I... 06-08-2005, 12:03 AM

Sun_Sparkz really! i dont know anyone of... 06-08-2005, 12:53 AM

elSicomoro When I had a catheter... 06-08-2005, 01:10 AM

LCanal I had one of those once for a... 06-08-2005, 03:32 AM

Sun_Sparkz really! Why? isnt a catheter... 06-08-2005, 01:11 AM

wolf There are different kinds of... 06-08-2005, 01:28 AM

Sun_Sparkz urgh. oh yuck and OUCH. i... 06-08-2005, 01:41 AM

elSicomoro They shaved both sides. I... 06-08-2005, 03:40 AM

staceyv what's a hitler? 06-08-2005, 09:18 PM

lookout123 like a landing strip but... 06-08-2005, 09:23 PM

Carbonated_Brains NEW RULE: FOR ALL SEXUAL... 06-09-2005, 08:23 PM

LCanal Oh good. So Gerbils are still... 06-09-2005, 08:33 PM

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wolf It was a cardiac catheter. ... 06-10-2005, 12:33 AM

Sun_Sparkz New Found Favourite........ ... 06-09-2005, 11:00 PM

plthijinx I LOVE your thinking!! :beer:... 06-09-2005, 11:05 PM

lookout123 i dated ( for a few hours,... 06-09-2005, 11:10 PM

plthijinx one time i was visiting an... 06-09-2005, 11:38 PM

wolf Apparently I upset (or... 06-10-2005, 01:32 AM

Carbonated_Brains My mistake, I read 'catheter'... 06-10-2005, 11:13 AM

glatt A very reasonable reaction. 06-10-2005, 11:28 AM

Elspode So...no one has ever heard of... 06-10-2005, 04:12 PM

jaguar How about punishment with a... 06-10-2005, 12:58 PM

plthijinx it was a good try at it at... 06-10-2005, 05:21 PM

kerosene So, while searching for the... 06-10-2005, 08:50 PM

kerosene Okay, found it... 06-10-2005, 09:01 PM

Carbonated_Brains I've always wanted to ask a... 06-10-2005, 09:41 PM

Elspode That pretty much covers it. ... 06-10-2005, 10:13 PM

staceyv I made an arrow on mine,... 06-10-2005, 02:06 PM

lookout123 i'm having a hard time... 06-10-2005, 02:13 PM

perth Morbid curiosity demands that... 06-10-2005, 04:33 PM

Elspode It is difficult to answer... 06-10-2005, 04:38 PM

Carbonated_Brains Just give me your address and... 06-10-2005, 04:41 PM

lookout123 they say there is a first... 06-10-2005, 04:52 PM

Clodfobble What in the world is the... 06-10-2005, 05:19 PM

wolf Apparently, for once, it is... 06-11-2005, 01:27 AM

BrianR Been there, done that. I'll... 06-11-2005, 08:50 AM

Carbonated_Brains ...the fuck is wrong with... 06-11-2005, 10:13 AM

wolf I knew that he'd know. 06-11-2005, 10:24 AM

elSicomoro If Brian wanted to, he could... 06-11-2005, 10:27 AM

Queen of the Ryche Be afraid...........be very... 06-11-2005, 11:19 AM

BrianR I'm holding back only by... 06-11-2005, 09:58 PM

Rock Steady Some of this reminds me of... 06-12-2005, 03:46 AM

Rock Steady Most parents don't have... 06-13-2005, 03:56 AM

Carbonated_Brains Methinks Bruce just developed... 06-13-2005, 09:03 AM

xoxoxoBruce Not at all. He said I said... 06-28-2005, 10:43 PM

Trilby I knew you assholes would... 06-13-2005, 01:10 PM

BigV Try the crook of your... 06-13-2005, 01:29 PM

Rock Steady With the description of the... 06-13-2005, 02:41 PM

Trilby NO, no...not twigged by... 06-14-2005, 02:03 PM

BigV Ahh. Good. :eek: This... 06-14-2005, 04:00 PM

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plthijinx do it! do it! you need some... 06-15-2005, 12:22 AM

Gwennie! The young Pool Maintenance... 06-16-2005, 03:07 AM

riddlerlife I have to post to this... 06-13-2005, 06:45 PM

lookout123 wow, Jim never sucks up to... 06-14-2005, 12:15 AM

wolf So, I was talking about this... 06-14-2005, 12:16 AM

lookout123 i've seen, heard, done some... 06-14-2005, 12:54 AM

BrianR Did someone say, SHARE! 06-14-2005, 08:03 AM

plthijinx oh good lord jesus christ!... 06-15-2005, 12:19 AM

BigV I doubt you want to know,... 06-14-2005, 04:02 PM

BigV This is where I started... 06-14-2005, 03:56 PM

busterb Damn! Does no one just screw... 06-14-2005, 11:36 AM

footfootfoot Did Brianna just say "natch"?... 06-14-2005, 08:36 PM

plthijinx ok in an effort to give this... 06-15-2005, 12:26 AM

BigV Thanks. 06-15-2005, 12:32 AM

plthijinx your absolutely welcome!... 06-15-2005, 12:33 AM

lookout123 depends on the partner. ... 06-15-2005, 12:52 AM

BigV Let's see... that puts my... 06-15-2005, 01:00 AM

plthijinx squishy's good. yes, must... 06-15-2005, 01:05 AM

BrianR One of my favorite tricks... 06-15-2005, 07:52 AM

Trilby Is this a crude variation of... 06-15-2005, 03:59 PM

lookout123 ah, sweet sweet brianna, how... 06-15-2005, 04:21 PM

footfootfoot You left out the "rodeo"... 06-15-2005, 10:00 PM

zippyt You left out the "rodeo"... 06-15-2005, 10:20 PM

footfootfoot I stand corrected, Zippyt.... 06-18-2005, 08:40 PM

zippyt one of my favorites though... 06-15-2005, 10:22 PM

cowhead amen zippyt hits all the... 06-16-2005, 12:15 AM

LCanal [QUOTE]but.. have her facing... 06-16-2005, 01:50 AM

cowhead oh we're not going there are... 06-16-2005, 12:16 AM

Rock Steady Well, I'm going to fix this... 06-16-2005, 12:18 AM

wolf One of my coworkers fixes PCs... 06-16-2005, 12:37 AM

Rock Steady Joking about being Brianna's... 06-16-2005, 12:59 AM

cowhead oops.. this was meant to be... 06-16-2005, 03:37 AM

cowhead rock steady.. please quit... 06-16-2005, 03:46 AM

Gwennie! You said that nicely. I'm... 06-16-2005, 12:22 PM

Trilby Well--cute computer guy just... 06-16-2005, 09:31 AM

Gwennie! Very good, girlfriend. ... 06-16-2005, 12:08 PM

perth I think it's because you're... 06-16-2005, 12:25 PM

lookout123 i happen to agree with Perth.... 06-16-2005, 12:41 PM

Undertoad Pick one, it's the right... 06-16-2005, 12:52 PM

glatt I'll jump on the bandwagon... 06-16-2005, 01:04 PM

Rock Steady Thanks for all the feedback. ... 06-16-2005, 01:09 PM

LabRat :thankyou: :jig: 06-16-2005, 02:02 PM

LabRat So, Bri said something awhile... 06-16-2005, 02:22 PM

Iggy I know I don't post often...... 06-18-2005, 03:17 AM

cowhead I didn't mean that as an... 06-16-2005, 02:26 PM

lookout123 well, LR - i can honestly say... 06-16-2005, 02:42 PM

Rock Steady I agree. If I were a woman,... 06-16-2005, 02:49 PM

Rock Steady I just wondered what was in... 06-16-2005, 02:45 PM

BigV Interesting question, LR. I... 06-16-2005, 02:58 PM

Trilby I can (and do) admire pretty... 06-16-2005, 03:54 PM

jaguar Snapple bong? That shit is... 06-16-2005, 04:14 PM

Clodfobble I guess I'm about a 3. I have... 06-16-2005, 05:08 PM

Rock Steady I can tell that Dr Dreamy of... 06-16-2005, 05:39 PM

Silent I'm a one as far as the whole... 06-16-2005, 05:41 PM

perth That's just crazy talk. 06-16-2005, 05:42 PM

Rock Steady Hey, I'm a Thespian too. ... 06-16-2005, 05:42 PM

elSicomoro And you're not gay? 06-16-2005, 06:42 PM

Rock Steady My girlfriend at the time was... 06-16-2005, 07:07 PM

BigV Syc, he's married. Just... 06-16-2005, 07:12 PM

lookout123 BWAAAAA ... 06-17-2005, 12:45 AM

elSicomoro No problem...more time to... 06-17-2005, 01:05 AM

wolf 2. Closer to a 1.5. ... 06-17-2005, 01:02 AM

cowhead thanks Jag and ... yeah...... 06-17-2005, 05:38 AM

snobs hello, i'm new here can... 06-19-2005, 01:50 PM

jaguar no, but you can read and do... 06-19-2005, 02:30 PM

snobs simple schmimple. it's 16... 06-19-2005, 08:18 PM

Rock Steady If you change your profile to... 06-19-2005, 08:37 PM

Dagney Wait, wait, I have a summary.... 06-19-2005, 09:19 PM

plthijinx Dag, it sounds like your... 06-19-2005, 11:01 PM

cowhead [QUOTE]but.. have her facing... 06-19-2005, 10:31 PM

Trilby [QUOTE=cowhead] I dated... 06-20-2005, 11:30 AM

wolf you say that like it's a bad... 06-20-2005, 12:44 PM

lookout123 bri, i thought that was a... 06-20-2005, 11:40 PM

LFolken wow, I found this a very... 06-22-2005, 07:13 AM

Undertoad I think seeing honest talk... 06-22-2005, 07:43 AM

Trilby That is very sweet and... 06-22-2005, 09:33 AM

footfootfoot This is the NC17 version of... 06-22-2005, 09:34 AM

lookout123 -back of an AWACs plane... 06-22-2005, 11:08 AM

mrnoodle -too many moving vehicles to... 06-22-2005, 02:13 PM

lookout123 strange, they say the same... 06-22-2005, 02:43 PM

BrianR lessee here... ummm open... 06-22-2005, 04:02 PM

OnyxCougar I would say I'm about an 8 on... 06-22-2005, 04:19 PM

cowhead oh dear.. public places? ... 06-22-2005, 05:16 PM

Jacquelita UT and I had some fun on the... 06-22-2005, 06:20 PM

BigV The truck has lots more... 06-22-2005, 06:49 PM

Queen of the Ryche stick shift or automatic?... 06-22-2005, 07:18 PM

cowhead that's why I now drive an '87... 06-22-2005, 07:26 PM

Trilby You keep saying that. ... 06-23-2005, 11:27 AM

Elspode Parking lot of major central... 06-23-2005, 03:58 PM

jaguar nightclub/bar toilets, a fair... 06-23-2005, 04:27 AM

cowhead You keep saying that.... 06-23-2005, 04:29 PM

Lunaephiliac You know what's sad? I... 06-23-2005, 05:02 PM

BigV From the little I know about... 06-23-2005, 06:38 PM

wolf This is precisely why Western... 06-24-2005, 06:10 PM

kerosene In my opinion, sex before... 06-25-2005, 12:39 AM

Rock Steady Good thought, but... 06-25-2005, 02:20 PM

cowhead luna, can I only say that was... 06-24-2005, 01:28 AM

Lunaephiliac Hey, that's the only way I... 06-24-2005, 12:47 PM

BigV Why in the world would you... 06-24-2005, 05:37 PM

zippyt HERE HERE !!!!! I aplaud... 06-25-2005, 01:20 AM

cowhead case is right.. and you as... 06-25-2005, 02:20 AM

cowhead as to wolf... I'm sure we... 06-25-2005, 02:26 AM

Rock Steady Sometimes you don't get a... 06-25-2005, 02:24 PM

jaguar case said it. 06-25-2005, 02:40 AM

cowhead Why in the world would you... 06-25-2005, 02:40 AM

cowhead she ought to get a little... 06-25-2005, 02:46 AM

Undertoad In many couplings, sex... 06-25-2005, 05:40 AM

Rock Steady Tru Dat! In our case, it... 06-25-2005, 02:10 PM

Queen of the Ryche :lol: 06-25-2005, 08:45 AM

Clodfobble Hey cowhead, could you please... 06-25-2005, 12:04 PM

Trilby hmmmmmm...rock steady is a... 06-25-2005, 03:08 PM

glatt Hey, I'm a millionaire. (in... 06-25-2005, 03:17 PM

Rock Steady Hey, Bri, I have the hots for... 06-25-2005, 03:55 PM

Trilby No, not easier. I like you... 06-25-2005, 05:33 PM

kerosene I thought you weren't bi,... 06-25-2005, 10:40 PM

Elspode Bi? Gwennie (Rock Steady) is... 06-26-2005, 09:55 AM

Trilby *ashamed* I'm not. I'm... 06-25-2005, 11:18 PM

cowhead oh.. sorry, yeah I was just... 06-26-2005, 01:53 AM

Trilby thanks, els. You guys are... 06-26-2005, 10:10 AM

Rock Steady We can try it sometime if you... 06-26-2005, 05:24 PM

Rock Steady It's good to acknowledege... 06-26-2005, 05:30 PM

Trilby Ok--I'm up for most any... 06-26-2005, 05:57 PM

BigV Please join us!!... 06-26-2005, 06:29 PM

Rock Steady Yeah, when I had cravings, I... 06-28-2005, 03:19 AM

cowhead hey there rock.. I work with... 06-26-2005, 06:03 PM

footfootfoot Cowhead, Did they cover that... 06-26-2005, 08:14 PM

Trilby Now, how do you go about... 06-26-2005, 08:57 PM

Rock Steady Wow, that's pretty amazing. ... 06-28-2005, 03:35 AM

cowhead okay napping now.. shutting... 06-26-2005, 06:04 PM

cowhead Cowhead, Did they cover that... 06-27-2005, 01:06 AM

kerosene I was just teasing Bri. 06-27-2005, 12:29 PM

cowhead fair enough... say Hello... 06-28-2005, 01:05 AM

Trilby I saw the "I Want to be a... 06-28-2005, 01:05 PM

cowhead yeesh... I mean I have no... 06-28-2005, 02:01 PM

Trilby OK, so I looked at your list... 06-28-2005, 02:10 PM

Silent One of my ex's was a nibbler.... 06-28-2005, 02:53 PM

Clodfobble I love biting, but hate being... 06-28-2005, 05:55 PM

Sun_Sparkz Do you ever think maybe your... 06-28-2005, 10:48 PM

zippyt POP.. its all over and back... 06-28-2005, 11:11 PM

Sun_Sparkz haha!! no, the "POP" is... 06-28-2005, 11:25 PM

anonymous Well because some of those... 06-29-2005, 01:34 AM

Sun_Sparkz he he, you sound like someone... 06-29-2005, 02:25 AM

LCanal Can remember the movie but... 06-29-2005, 02:39 AM

Sun_Sparkz But its true! Yes compliments... 06-30-2005, 09:16 PM

jaguar What about scratching? Where... 07-01-2005, 01:04 PM

Clodfobble Nope, I don't enjoy anything... 07-01-2005, 02:00 PM

Trilby Yeah, no marks, jag. His... 07-01-2005, 03:15 PM

Rock Steady It's funny how people keep... 07-03-2005, 01:03 AM

plthijinx well anonymous you could... 07-01-2005, 03:24 PM

kerosene marks are okay...no serious... 07-02-2005, 01:05 AM

Elspode Sort of depends on what your... 07-07-2005, 04:15 PM

kerosene Well, that is true. I hadn't... 07-07-2005, 04:19 PM

xoxoxoBruce She probably had a head start... 07-02-2005, 10:56 PM

cowhead see.. there's the thing.. I... 07-02-2005, 11:30 AM

BigV I don't see any confusion... 07-03-2005, 01:24 AM

Rock Steady Then why didn't she say "Your... 07-03-2005, 01:37 AM

Trilby I was saying that line for... 07-03-2005, 07:48 AM

cowhead this may be the wrong place... 07-06-2005, 08:55 AM

Trilby I've no idea on earth how... 07-06-2005, 01:00 PM

kerosene Does anyone? :lol: 07-07-2005, 04:10 PM

elSicomoro How anyone's brains work, or... 07-07-2005, 04:43 PM

kerosene just cowhead's. most other's... 07-07-2005, 04:45 PM

Guest I just now glanced at this... 07-09-2005, 04:35 PM

Elspode Scheduling foreplay is the... 07-09-2005, 05:31 PM

Trilby I knew something was bumming... 07-09-2005, 06:38 PM

elSicomoro Thanks, hon. :) 07-11-2005, 09:16 PM

kerosene Thanks for the congrats! We... 07-12-2005, 11:14 AM

elSicomoro Long story short: the woman... 07-06-2005, 08:59 AM

elSicomoro I just noticed that she... 07-06-2005, 09:01 AM

cowhead yeah.. well.. if anyone... 07-08-2005, 01:59 PM

elSicomoro KC has subways? Shit...St.... 07-08-2005, 02:01 PM

glatt What, the trains run in... 07-08-2005, 02:31 PM

jaguar i'm more disturbed by the... 07-09-2005, 07:31 AM

cowhead actually we just herd cows... 07-09-2005, 11:41 AM

Clodfobble That's just 'cause you... 07-10-2005, 09:38 AM

zippyt That's just 'cause you... 07-10-2005, 11:50 AM

Trilby I would love anyone who would... 07-10-2005, 01:33 PM

kerosene Speaking of spouses...Dakota... 07-10-2005, 05:56 PM

Guest WOW! CONGRATULATIONS! ... 07-10-2005, 08:22 PM

elSicomoro Congrats to both of you! :) 07-10-2005, 05:56 PM

Sun_Sparkz you just got married last... 07-10-2005, 08:26 PM

cowhead and once again Case good luck... 07-11-2005, 04:37 AM

cowhead uh amen Brianna.. well sans... 07-11-2005, 04:40 AM

LabRat I love hearing about people... 07-12-2005, 01:15 PM

cowhead good.. the whole church+sex... 07-12-2005, 02:24 PM

zippyt I used to have a neibor that... 07-12-2005, 11:30 PM

wolf Second Cumming of Christ? ... 07-13-2005, 01:21 AM

Trilby Cowhead, you're dead right. ... 07-13-2005, 06:33 AM

cowhead heh, Brianna.. most people... 07-13-2005, 11:18 AM

Trilby NEW QUESTION: Does anyone... 07-13-2005, 02:25 PM

Clodfobble It hasn't been THAT long,... 07-13-2005, 03:12 PM

lookout123 you said "arises". :doit:... 07-13-2005, 03:18 PM

Trilby Yes, true, true. Maybe it... 07-13-2005, 03:43 PM

Brett\'s Honey If you're not ready for a... 07-13-2005, 07:17 PM

kerosene I think I let go of the weird... 07-13-2005, 09:21 PM

perth I thought that for a while... 07-13-2005, 05:04 PM

lookout123 i thought thte same thing for... 07-13-2005, 05:09 PM

plthijinx heh. i let the g/f finally go... 07-13-2005, 05:21 PM

Sun_Sparkz so Case do you have pics of... 07-13-2005, 09:43 PM

Clodfobble Don't forget in your seventh... 07-13-2005, 09:50 PM

xoxoxoBruce Todays news said 8 years is... 07-14-2005, 01:27 AM

LabRat average for what? divorce?... 07-14-2005, 08:50 AM

cowhead it's been a while here in... 07-14-2005, 11:28 AM

BigV Hey Bri, good question. ... 07-14-2005, 02:50 PM

Trilby If I love what he's doing I... 07-14-2005, 02:57 PM

kerosene That link was hilarious! ... 07-14-2005, 04:00 PM

plthijinx so basically your saying that... 07-14-2005, 04:43 PM

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kerosene well, if Lifetime or Sports... 07-14-2005, 04:58 PM

BigV lovely picture, lovely... 07-14-2005, 05:03 PM

kerosene Thanks, BigV. The boy in the... 07-14-2005, 05:06 PM

Trilby Congats, case!! Beautiful... 07-14-2005, 05:20 PM

Brett\'s Honey Well, I think it looks like... 07-14-2005, 06:08 PM

Elspode Hey, congrats to you and... 07-14-2005, 10:32 PM

BrianR Pardon me, but what's "bad... 07-15-2005, 08:33 AM

LabRat Hey! you have a 'butt chin'... 07-15-2005, 02:13 PM

LCanal That would be, when 3 days... 07-15-2005, 07:40 PM

zippyt we had a corps-man on board... 07-15-2005, 08:42 PM

footfootfoot What's a Trobisin warrior? ... 07-15-2005, 10:07 PM

busterb Not safe for dial up. Took me... 07-16-2005, 07:21 PM

zippyt Trobisin is used because most... 07-15-2005, 10:51 PM

LCanal Well I gather (onelook.com)... 07-15-2005, 10:51 PM

footfootfoot Thanks Zippy for the colorful... 07-16-2005, 09:23 PM

plthijinx I was sitting there one night... 07-18-2005, 04:01 PM

Trilby What the hell happened to the... 07-18-2005, 09:35 PM

footfootfoot You know us guys, Bri. We... 07-18-2005, 09:40 PM

Trilby well--I'm having sex tomorrow... 07-18-2005, 09:51 PM

lookout123 is the co-canoodler aware of... 07-18-2005, 11:20 PM

Elspode Nice scheduling, Bri. 07-19-2005, 12:24 AM

Trilby It was GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD! :) 07-19-2005, 09:37 AM

plthijinx crap. well i guess since you... 07-19-2005, 12:50 PM

LabRat :D yeah for you!! I am a bit... 07-19-2005, 01:05 PM

plthijinx she was going though a long... 07-19-2005, 01:07 PM

Trilby how'd you get so "sans g/f"... 07-19-2005, 01:50 PM

plthijinx lmao! no, she is a sweetheart... 07-19-2005, 01:55 PM

Trilby are you sure that wasn't me? 07-19-2005, 02:13 PM

plthijinx i'm pretty sure..... :p ... 07-19-2005, 02:28 PM

BigV pilot, how much "off the wall... 07-19-2005, 02:14 PM

footfootfoot BigV, it's like pizza or... 07-19-2005, 07:21 PM

Guest (Sigh) I don't trust "off... 07-20-2005, 06:03 PM

plthijinx i've just gotta ask, wtf? how... 07-22-2005, 09:51 AM

Guest Very long story, but he... 07-22-2005, 11:55 AM

LabRat sorry, the 'yeah" was for... 07-19-2005, 03:15 PM

plthijinx whoops! my bad..... 07-19-2005, 04:10 PM

cowhead amen sister... other than the... 07-20-2005, 09:37 PM

BigV Question: Is it still... 07-21-2005, 05:14 PM

Trilby All comers welcome! ;) 07-21-2005, 05:41 PM

plthijinx holy freakin' sh*t! 07-22-2005, 12:09 PM

Guest You took the words right out... 07-22-2005, 01:14 PM

plthijinx well alright then, i'll share... 07-22-2005, 01:28 PM

zippyt NSFW 07-23-2005, 01:51 AM

wolf I expected more shrieking. ... 07-23-2005, 01:54 AM

Trilby Perhaps the young lady has a... 07-23-2005, 07:38 AM

xoxoxoBruce Tough place for a tattoo... 07-24-2005, 07:08 PM

BrianR I shall delicately refrain... 07-23-2005, 09:20 PM

plthijinx OUCH! (nice ass tho!) 07-24-2005, 12:26 PM

cowhead yeah..one of the worst...... 07-25-2005, 11:38 PM

plthijinx ok, i got this idea from the... 08-03-2005, 09:02 AM

Trilby Thank God someone resurrected... 08-03-2005, 10:42 AM

richlevy As opposed to all of the guys... 08-05-2005, 10:57 PM

plthijinx hey! don't knock it until you... 08-09-2005, 04:07 PM

Clodfobble I received a document my... 08-03-2005, 11:42 AM

lookout123 every female in america needs... 08-03-2005, 11:56 AM

anonymous I wondler iif its this one?... 08-03-2005, 11:56 AM

BigV Interesting. I would... 08-03-2005, 12:03 PM

lookout123 ok, on to a slightly more... 08-03-2005, 12:38 PM

mrnoodle dang, son. you'd bitch if you... 08-03-2005, 02:05 PM

Trilby lookout, you are a darling,... 08-03-2005, 02:22 PM

plthijinx that and/or a different... 08-03-2005, 03:25 PM

Trilby plthijinx--I don't know that... 08-03-2005, 03:33 PM

plthijinx just going by what you said... 08-03-2005, 04:25 PM

Guest I seriously doubt that I will... 08-03-2005, 05:12 PM

lookout123 see? i knew some of you... 08-03-2005, 05:44 PM

Elspode Okay...now, someone correct... 08-10-2005, 04:43 PM

plthijinx hmmmmm, lessee here.......ah... 08-11-2005, 09:14 AM

BigV I know you're not... 08-03-2005, 07:49 PM

BrianR on blowjobs...I usually pass... 08-03-2005, 09:12 PM

mrnoodle I was only accusing you of... 08-04-2005, 11:13 AM

footfootfoot Lookout123 goes to his shrink... 08-04-2005, 03:04 PM

Mr.Anon.E.Mouse Why I hate this thread: I was... 08-05-2005, 04:01 PM

Trilby My work here is done! 08-05-2005, 04:45 PM

Mr.Anon.E.Mouse So here's a question for you:... 08-05-2005, 05:47 PM

footfootfoot My libido and having spent... 08-05-2005, 07:32 PM

Trilby My eyes :eyeball: ... 08-05-2005, 06:16 PM

Clodfobble My resentment of amateur... 08-05-2005, 08:38 PM

Undertoad My big fat belly is kinda... 08-05-2005, 09:38 PM

Trilby Oh, quit bragging! :) 08-05-2005, 10:40 PM

Trilby I'm going to go to a bowling... 08-10-2005, 03:54 PM

lookout123 excuse me? 08-10-2005, 04:04 PM

BigV It beggars my imagination to... 08-10-2005, 04:20 PM

Guest Well, I suppose it's easier... 08-11-2005, 01:04 AM

Trilby I think marichiko is trying... 08-12-2005, 11:17 AM

Elspode $2,187.50 for the round trip.... 08-12-2005, 11:40 AM

BrianR I bowl 08-10-2005, 04:35 PM

Perry Winkle I do now 08-10-2005, 04:38 PM

Elspode Will someone please send Bri... 08-10-2005, 04:40 PM

plthijinx just picture Brianna Banks!... 08-11-2005, 10:04 AM

Trilby Mine are real, though. 08-11-2005, 10:26 AM

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xoxoxoBruce Pleased ta meetcha. Welcome... 09-10-2005, 11:30 PM

plthijinx 3 months here and i have... 09-12-2005, 09:28 AM

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plthijinx yeah, enzyte! i want to be... 09-12-2005, 03:37 PM

Happy Monkey Is that John Roberts? 09-12-2005, 03:42 PM

BigV :lol2: Y'know, we need... 09-12-2005, 04:38 PM

plthijinx HAHA!!! you shot coffee out... 09-12-2005, 06:37 PM

Happy Monkey HAHA! Your ass fell off! ... 09-12-2005, 08:55 PM

plthijinx hehe! yeah, and i now weigh... 09-13-2005, 10:08 AM

Trilby whale penis. My friend. ... 09-14-2005, 08:19 AM

plthijinx :p :blush: only with... 09-14-2005, 09:04 AM

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Urbane Guerrilla Hey: Today Contraceptive... 09-14-2005, 12:42 PM

BigV > 500 posts on sex, wow. I... 09-14-2005, 12:47 PM

BigV Hey! Exhibitionism is not a... 09-16-2005, 04:47 PM

plthijinx damnit BigV! leave my hands... 09-14-2005, 12:52 PM

Trilby Oh, BigV is such a gentleman!... 09-14-2005, 03:47 PM

plthijinx bri, regarding your user... 09-15-2005, 11:28 AM

undone Earlier in this thread there... 09-15-2005, 01:43 PM

Iggy Ok... now I am scared... How... 09-19-2005, 01:30 AM

undone Brazilians... 09-19-2005, 05:55 PM

Trilby plthijinx--I believe my user... 09-15-2005, 01:56 PM

undone Bri, It was back in July and... 09-15-2005, 02:02 PM

plthijinx hopefully with that shot of... 09-15-2005, 02:04 PM

undone mmmmm bourbon 09-15-2005, 02:31 PM

xoxoxoBruce Would it help if I held your... 09-15-2005, 03:20 PM

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undone heh heh I just posted for... 09-15-2005, 05:50 PM

Trilby You naughty thing! Oh,... 09-15-2005, 08:22 PM

plthijinx hey! it's a santa tug-o-war!... 09-15-2005, 09:41 PM

wolf they'll kill each other... 09-16-2005, 01:47 AM

Trilby Wolf, I respect you so I'll... 09-16-2005, 08:01 AM

plthijinx na, she's probably hooked up... 09-16-2005, 08:32 AM

Trilby Lucky wench. *miffed* 09-16-2005, 08:40 AM

undone Girls, are you sure there is... 09-16-2005, 10:02 AM

wolf wolf has 12 gauge claws. No... 09-16-2005, 01:17 PM

Trilby I am quite sure that wolf... 09-16-2005, 02:09 PM

Elspode Or the drag crowd's version,... 09-16-2005, 02:58 PM

plthijinx hey! i'll pop a :censored:... 09-17-2005, 12:09 AM

undone I am no match for you girls... 09-16-2005, 03:09 PM

Trilby plthijinx--are you flirting... 09-17-2005, 10:01 AM

plthijinx just so happens that my short... 09-17-2005, 03:58 PM

BigV and, well, short. Drop the... 09-19-2005, 10:14 AM

Hobbs Avast ye landlubbers! 'Cause... 09-19-2005, 10:47 AM

plthijinx :lol2: 09-19-2005, 12:35 PM

Trilby Um...I just want to fuck. No... 09-19-2005, 05:33 PM

plthijinx :D aight then! :doit: 09-19-2005, 05:44 PM

Iggy :eek: Ouch... both the cost... 09-19-2005, 06:35 PM

undone It seemed like days but it... 09-21-2005, 10:46 AM

BigV Maybe a different question,... 09-21-2005, 12:15 PM

undone about a month. Sorry it took... 09-28-2005, 12:16 PM

BigV Thanks. Another question: ... 09-28-2005, 12:23 PM

Sundae Is this is a private... 10-05-2005, 11:50 AM

plthijinx FINALLY! we have an answer!... 10-05-2005, 01:31 PM

Sundae :mg: Althought when you... 10-06-2005, 03:29 AM

plthijinx you've got a point there! i... 10-06-2005, 06:46 AM

BigV Private? On the internet? ... 10-05-2005, 02:15 PM

Iggy I hope you don't mind me... 10-05-2005, 03:40 PM

Sundae Ah but notice I jumped in... 10-06-2005, 03:41 AM

plthijinx isn't anyone going to answer... 10-04-2005, 04:57 PM

BigV isn't anyone going to answer... 10-04-2005, 06:07 PM

plthijinx :lol2: c'mon Bri, help us... 10-04-2005, 06:32 PM

busterb Hell I feel too old to even... 10-04-2005, 06:46 PM

BigV bri bri bri bri bri bri bri... 10-04-2005, 06:58 PM

Undertoad Who's Afraid of Virgin Wool? 10-04-2005, 07:04 PM

xoxoxoBruce :lol2: Brilliant!! 10-04-2005, 07:33 PM

plthijinx oh i was in a SHITTY mood... 10-04-2005, 08:04 PM

plthijinx well i guess she's not gonna... 10-05-2005, 10:41 AM

Trilby Oh! sorry! was...distracted... 10-05-2005, 11:47 AM

Trilby I actually pay a stranger for... 10-05-2005, 02:24 PM

BigV Cash, please. Up front. 10-05-2005, 02:33 PM

plthijinx cash for gash, huh?... 10-05-2005, 03:09 PM

BigV no prob--- Shut the f*ck... 10-05-2005, 03:50 PM

SteveDallas Shut the fuck up, Iggy. ... 10-05-2005, 03:51 PM

BigV Glad my post snuck in first,... 10-05-2005, 04:32 PM

Trilby huh. I just found out what... 10-05-2005, 04:43 PM

busterb Me 2 damn it's hard to keep... 10-05-2005, 06:27 PM

plthijinx well then? do you fit the... 10-05-2005, 08:44 PM

BigV Now you know what they've... 10-05-2005, 05:01 PM

elSicomoro I heard MILF used on ER the... 10-06-2005, 08:55 AM

footfootfoot Zippyt posted a link to this... 10-08-2005, 12:02 AM

BigV One of them towards the end... 10-08-2005, 09:56 PM

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xoxoxoBruce UT wrote about just that... 10-11-2005, 08:46 AM

plthijinx isn't there a little... 10-11-2005, 08:54 AM

cjjulie which Julie? 10-11-2005, 12:23 PM

plthijinx whoops, my bad,... 10-11-2005, 01:18 PM

Trilby She's not that kind of girl,... 10-11-2005, 02:55 PM

plthijinx alrighty then. she needs to... 10-11-2005, 03:14 PM

itsjulie I have to admit though, being... 10-11-2005, 08:57 PM

lookout123 but you can be if you try. 10-11-2005, 11:31 PM

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plthijinx c'mere youngin' i'll learn ya... 10-12-2005, 12:39 PM

undone sorry BigV. Got lost again.... 10-12-2005, 05:57 PM

BigV undone, thank you very much... 10-12-2005, 06:17 PM

undone For me personally..shaving is... 10-13-2005, 05:07 PM

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plthijinx heh. not I. it's beennnnn... 10-17-2005, 10:05 AM

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Sundae 11 months for me :( I was... 10-17-2005, 11:40 AM

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Clodfobble I had one of these... 10-17-2005, 05:31 PM

Elspode How did you explain the ink... 10-17-2005, 09:35 PM

footfootfoot HAAAAAAAAAAHAAAAAAA SCF! 10-17-2005, 09:45 PM

darclauz i thought.. ink stains? ... 10-17-2005, 10:55 PM

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BigV I wonder too. We have one or... 10-17-2005, 05:47 PM

footfootfoot That's because Clodfobble... 10-17-2005, 06:23 PM

BigV Corrected. 10-17-2005, 07:11 PM

lumberjim 'member this... 10-17-2005, 06:56 PM

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plthijinx CHACHING! :idea: 10-19-2005, 05:48 PM

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laebedahs It's... hard to describe. My... 10-23-2005, 10:52 AM

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laebedahs You don't necessarily have to... 10-23-2005, 02:10 PM

Trilby dude. need a POLL. Set one... 10-23-2005, 03:08 PM

laebedahs By request...... 10-23-2005, 03:31 PM

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melidasaur Woman on top... I like the... 11-04-2005, 01:00 PM

Trilby doggie for best penetration. ... 11-04-2005, 03:22 PM

laebedahs "Up the butt, bob.... 11-04-2005, 03:26 PM

Clodfobble Man on top, by a long shot. I... 11-04-2005, 03:27 PM

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BigV But I don't feel Japanese...... 11-18-2005, 01:40 PM

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BigV Aimed, yes; at you, no. 11-18-2005, 01:50 PM

xoxoxoBruce I just got that....doh.... 11-27-2005, 06:42 PM

joelnwil It's Joel N. Williams. The... 11-18-2005, 03:27 PM

wolf Pleased to meet you, joel. 11-19-2005, 12:42 AM

joelnwil Sounds like a great Christmas... 11-19-2005, 09:30 AM

joelnwil When I was in college I... 11-19-2005, 09:36 AM

joelnwil Anybody here try the Iron... 11-26-2005, 02:06 PM

plthijinx nope. i've been busy using it... 11-29-2005, 08:44 AM

Elspode What happened to the big... 11-29-2005, 02:27 PM

plthijinx :lol2: let's just say that... 11-29-2005, 03:10 PM

xoxoxoBruce That's OK. Somehow, collapsed... 11-30-2005, 08:08 AM

wolf There is nothing in my qigong... 11-26-2005, 02:46 PM

Elspode You need to get a Qidong book. 11-30-2005, 01:51 PM

BigV That's the one with all the... 11-30-2005, 02:04 PM

capnhowdy if we figured them out, they... 12-03-2005, 08:17 AM

Rock Steady Inspired by this thread, wife... 12-16-2005, 03:27 AM

Trilby How come only the married... 12-16-2005, 03:48 AM

itsjulie Anyone had phone sex? 12-16-2005, 06:15 AM

Trilby yes, and it is very fun. I... 12-16-2005, 07:06 AM

Rock Steady I never tried that. Would... 12-20-2005, 08:07 PM

itsjulie Yes you are trying to... 12-21-2005, 06:06 AM

plthijinx hehe. i'm not married and i... 12-16-2005, 07:47 AM

Trilby [QUOTE=plthijinx] I did... 12-16-2005, 08:56 AM

xoxoxoBruce The Fundies ordained it. :( 12-16-2005, 05:58 PM

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plthijinx oh yeah. it's awesome! we're... 12-16-2005, 10:13 AM

capnhowdy then you can start having sex... 12-16-2005, 01:05 PM

plthijinx i hope to take exception to... 12-16-2005, 01:13 PM

joelnwil "Anyone had phone sex?" ... 12-17-2005, 02:28 PM

itsjulie That was a big coincidence,... 12-17-2005, 06:25 PM

Rock Steady No coincidence. That was a... 12-21-2005, 05:30 PM

Sun_Sparkz So did you find out who was... 12-19-2005, 11:33 PM

seakdivers HahahAHhahahaha!!!! ... 12-20-2005, 02:32 AM

xoxoxoBruce Unlikely the guy on the phone... 12-20-2005, 04:20 AM

yesman065 I tried phone sex and cyber... 12-21-2005, 07:20 AM

xoxoxoBruce You've proved you can satisfy... 12-21-2005, 05:08 PM

Sun_Sparkz ive been having crazy sex... 12-30-2005, 12:30 AM

Trilby I've had those before, Sun... 12-30-2005, 08:46 AM

xoxoxoBruce Are the other people in those... 12-30-2005, 09:17 AM

Trilby Of course there are other... 12-30-2005, 08:35 PM

Pi I'd really like to have the... 12-31-2005, 03:45 AM

Rock Steady A little knowledge can be... 12-31-2005, 04:51 AM

Trilby Fuck-buddies are the best. ... 12-31-2005, 09:46 AM

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Iggy massages are my weakness...... 12-31-2005, 02:53 PM

Iggy Wow... did I kill the thread... 01-05-2006, 04:03 PM

capnhowdy Everybody's getting a... 01-05-2006, 04:47 PM

fargon short, fat, tall, and small I... 01-06-2006, 06:02 AM

Trilby I'm going to get all nasty... 01-06-2006, 03:32 PM

tw Can he do math? Or does he... 01-08-2006, 12:12 AM

Trilby :lol: tw, tell me about... 01-11-2006, 07:14 PM

laebedahs Kissing and telling is the... 01-11-2006, 08:56 PM

Sun_Sparkz Massages suck for me, i just... 01-11-2006, 06:20 PM

richlevy Um, and what about after that? 01-11-2006, 06:32 PM

capnhowdy You know she can't kiss &... 01-11-2006, 06:57 PM

plthijinx :worried:... 01-12-2006, 01:25 AM

Sun_Sparkz im not grossed out, sex is... 01-12-2006, 04:45 AM

Sun_Sparkz laebedahs.. i thought you... 01-12-2006, 04:58 AM

laebedahs Yes I have one child, I don't... 01-14-2006, 09:52 PM

xoxoxoBruce These are boards not boreds.... 01-15-2006, 01:08 PM

joelnwil I am in favor of all kinds of... 01-12-2006, 08:38 AM

Trilby So long as you don't spook... 01-12-2006, 09:03 AM

laebedahs Well if that's the case, I'll... 01-15-2006, 05:09 PM

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Rock Steady There are all kinds of folks... 01-15-2006, 07:05 PM

MaggieL Well, "straight up", one of... 01-29-2006, 10:31 PM

joelnwil Well, whatever you are... 01-15-2006, 06:27 PM

laebedahs Nice boobs shot. 01-15-2006, 07:20 PM

Rock Steady You are not gay. Perhaps,... 01-15-2006, 07:23 PM

laebedahs Well like I said, I try not... 01-15-2006, 07:31 PM

Rock Steady Word. 01-15-2006, 07:53 PM

Sun_Sparkz Wow Leb's your so honest and... 01-15-2006, 08:03 PM

laebedahs It's not new. I first had... 01-15-2006, 09:03 PM

Rock Steady That is interesting and... 01-29-2006, 10:52 PM

laebedahs This thread needs some spark!... 02-10-2006, 08:06 AM

Rock Steady I don't think about men too... 02-11-2006, 04:06 PM

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lookout123 Labrat, I think the link must... 04-14-2006, 09:31 AM

Rock Steady Wow. Real people actually do... 04-14-2006, 09:56 AM

laebedahs I've never been waxed, but I... 04-14-2006, 10:50 AM

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LabRat BEFORE: 04-25-2006, 08:54 AM

yesman065 My girl shaves it all bare... 04-14-2006, 02:35 PM

capnhowdy it makes your cock look... 04-14-2006, 02:46 PM

Griff cm? 04-15-2006, 08:25 AM

yesman065 I'm over 40 and that was my... 04-14-2006, 02:49 PM

Clodfobble Yeah, but it makes your balls... 04-14-2006, 05:34 PM

capnhowdy Thanks for helping me change... 04-14-2006, 06:27 PM

Rock Steady You are not alone. Just... 04-15-2006, 01:21 PM

lumberjim i agree. don't shave your... 04-14-2006, 06:29 PM

lookout123 go with the clippers. you're... 04-14-2006, 07:15 PM

capnhowdy :lol: good one 04-15-2006, 11:59 AM

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LabRat AFTER: 04-25-2006, 08:55 AM

SteveDallas Stop that, you're making me... 04-25-2006, 09:15 AM

Munchkin oral is much better on both... 04-25-2006, 12:51 PM

laebedahs Welcome to the Cellar,... 04-25-2006, 01:28 PM

Munchkin Thank you... 04-25-2006, 01:39 PM

thrillhouse have a consult with your GYN... 04-25-2006, 01:52 PM

Munchkin Will do... Ive been putting... 04-25-2006, 02:12 PM

Elspode My first wife did the shave... 04-25-2006, 02:16 PM

laebedahs That's a new one to me. :lol: 04-25-2006, 05:21 PM

Rock Steady That is just too funny,... 04-25-2006, 08:17 PM

twentycentshift i think my wife and i may be... 04-25-2006, 05:52 PM

thrillhouse :shivers: just the word... 04-25-2006, 06:04 PM

twentycentshift i've never tried... 04-25-2006, 06:07 PM

thrillhouse have a glass of cabernet. . .... 04-25-2006, 06:17 PM

Iggy If I don't shave mine, it has... 04-25-2006, 06:12 PM

thrillhouse worth every cent. splurge on... 04-25-2006, 06:18 PM

twentycentshift i am thinking about... 04-25-2006, 06:19 PM

Guest Shave the nuts, trim the... 04-25-2006, 06:20 PM

Trilby I get ya. 04-25-2006, 06:21 PM

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Guest MMMMMmmmmm..... I got me a'... 04-25-2006, 06:22 PM

capnhowdy ....capnhowdy, as he lurks,... 04-25-2006, 06:31 PM

seakdivers I'm a diver.... I don't get... 04-25-2006, 07:40 PM

Guest Dang "I'm tired"... who is... 04-26-2006, 12:46 AM

Stress Puppy I shave the base of my penis... 04-26-2006, 10:21 PM

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xoxoxoBruce Yes, should be in line with... 04-30-2006, 02:26 PM

Iggy I think he was still talking... 04-28-2006, 10:35 AM

Guest I hear ya', I am often very... 04-28-2006, 11:03 AM

Guest You will feel a rough... 05-01-2006, 02:56 AM

Linus Sex is really great and... 05-06-2006, 10:27 AM

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Iggy I think we need to wake this... 05-13-2006, 12:51 PM

lumberjim or does anyone have sex AS... 05-13-2006, 04:00 PM

Stormieweather Yes. And no. :devil: 05-15-2006, 12:02 PM

SteveDallas Not I, but at a previous job... 05-13-2006, 01:07 PM

cableguy 57 pages already, at the rate... 05-13-2006, 03:49 PM

SteveDallas There's a joke in there about... 05-13-2006, 04:22 PM

LabRat I've never had *intercourse*... 05-15-2006, 11:19 AM

Clodfobble Yes, but when you work the... 05-15-2006, 05:29 PM

Trilby Sex in the dark room rocks. 05-15-2006, 06:08 PM

kgg Sex in any room! The dining... 05-15-2006, 10:09 PM

Sun_Sparkz do you ever (vageuley)... 05-25-2006, 06:10 AM

Ibby Man, I AM in my teens. My... 05-25-2006, 06:30 AM

Sun_Sparkz well im only 22.. and i feel... 05-25-2006, 06:54 AM

laebedahs Sun_Sparkz, you're not old. ... 05-25-2006, 11:05 AM

yesman065 OMG You guys are killin me! ... 05-26-2006, 08:03 AM

lookout123 hell, i didn't get wild until... 05-27-2006, 12:49 AM

xoxoxoBruce Enjoy, I've had several of... 05-27-2006, 05:44 PM

lookout123 sooo, i'm a little freaked... 05-28-2006, 01:14 PM

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zippyt 18-23 was the wildest , sorta... 05-27-2006, 01:24 AM

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xoxoxoBruce Now, do we get a link to the... 05-30-2006, 09:45 PM

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busterb I guess this is a guy... 06-01-2006, 08:48 PM

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bluecuracao Yikes! Better luck next time,... 06-21-2006, 02:32 AM

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HungLikeJesus Unless they read the Cellar. 10-18-2008, 02:52 PM

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morethanpretty Sex ed! 10-21-2008, 11:55 AM

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Treasenuak -rubs all over MTP- There...... 10-22-2008, 11:23 AM

TheMercenary Where did you rub her? 10-22-2008, 03:01 PM

Treasenuak ;) didn't you see the "ALL... 10-23-2008, 07:54 AM

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Madman Whew... Now I can scrawl one... 10-23-2008, 10:16 AM

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SteveDallas Hump Day isn't till tomorrow. 10-28-2008, 02:31 PM

Treasenuak Just because it isn't... 10-28-2008, 09:19 PM

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lookout123 Best advice is don't. Second... 10-29-2008, 02:56 PM

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TheMercenary Sand in your Vaseline. 10-30-2008, 02:13 PM

LabRat organic microdermabrasion 10-30-2008, 02:19 PM

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lumberjim i have a porno where thre... 10-31-2008, 04:26 PM

TheMercenary Post some stills. 11-03-2008, 12:58 PM

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Treasenuak -finally comes up for air-... 11-04-2008, 10:53 AM

morethanpretty I'm tired of hearing about... 11-04-2008, 11:57 AM

HungLikeJesus John McCain? 11-04-2008, 07:52 PM

Cicero That happens to me all the... 11-04-2008, 12:41 PM

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ZenGum John McCain? Are you nuts? ... 11-09-2008, 03:09 AM

xoxoxoBruce If you don't agree, he'll... 11-09-2008, 03:18 AM

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ZenGum Plagiarist! (did you follow... 11-09-2008, 06:08 PM

xoxoxoBruce No, but it's hardly a stretch. 11-09-2008, 08:28 PM

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toranokaze So mtp your not in to... 11-05-2008, 10:15 AM

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Perry Winkle What did the prostitute say... 11-05-2008, 11:56 AM

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monster :lol: @ Juni 08-12-2010, 02:09 PM

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plthijinx Master Dwellar Join Date: Aug 2003 Posts: 4,197	lmao! no, she is a sweetheart when she's sober. unfortunately, thats only when she's at work. i had the last straw last weekend when she was drunk and i was going to drive her car to her apt. and then give her a ride to where ever her friends were that she was meeting. she called me about every name in the book. there's alot more to it as well. basically if we weren't having off the wall insatiable sex, we were fighting. i'd finally had enough. __________________ For your dreams to come true, you must first have a dream.

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