Humor...I Need Humor...

[cableguy]

An old man and woman were married for many years, even though they
hated each other. When they had a confrontation, screaming and yelling
could be heard deep into the night.
The old man would shout, "When I die, I will dig my way up and out
of the grave and come back and haunt you for the rest of your life!"
Neighbors feared him. They believed he practiced black magic, because of
the many strange occurrences that took place in their neighborhood.
The old man liked the fact that he was feared. To everyone's relief,
the man died of a heart attack when he was 68.
His wife had a closed casket at the wake. After the burial, she went
straight to the local bar and began to party, as if there was no tomorrow.
Her neighbors, concerned for her safety, asked, "Aren't you afraid that he
will be back to haunt you for the rest of your life?"
The wife put down her drink and said, "Let him dig. I had him buried
upside
down......."