Humor...I Need Humor...

[Nirvana]

A Drover walks into a bar
> with a pet crocodile by his side.

>He puts the crocodile up on the bar.
>He turns to the astonished patrons.
>'I'll make you a deal. I'll open this crocodile's mouth and
>place my manhood inside.
Then the croc will close his
>mouth for one minute.

>'Then he'll open his mouth
>and I'll remove my unit unscathed.
>In return for witnessing this
>spectacle,
>each of you will buy me a drink.'

>The crowd murmured their approval.
>The man stood up on the bar,
>dropped his trousers,
>and placed his Credentials and related parts in the crocodile's
>open mouth.
>The croc closed his mouth
>as the crowd gasped.
>After a minute,
>the man grabbed a beer
>bottle and smacked the
>crocodile really, really hard on the top of
>its head
>
>The croc opened his mouth
>and the man removed his genitals unscathed as
> promised.
>
>The crowd cheered,
>and the first of his free
>drinks were delivered.

>
>The man stood up again and made another offer. 'I'll pay
>anyone $100 who's willing to give it a try.'
>
>A hush fell over the crowd. After a while, a hand went up
>in the back of the bar.

>A blonde woman timidly
>Spoke up..........
>'I'll try it -
>Just don't hit me so hard
>with the beer bottle!'